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|    5-22 Motherhood -- A Critique (1/3)    |
|    08 Jun 08 20:50:58    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              5-22 Motherhood              (aka "Twilight of the Gods")                            First aired on May 15, 2000.              The final story of Season Five starts with Eve stumbling through the desert in       rags. Xena and       Gabrielle are on a sand dune looking down at her after catching up to her.       Gabrielle says she       doesn't think she wants help her because she killed Joxer. But after Xena says       she was lucky       because she found Gabrielle, Gabrielle changes her mind.              On Mt. Olympus, the gods are angry at Ares for not telling them Eve was alive.       (In attendance are       Ares, Athena, Hades, Artemis, Discord, Deimos Aphrodite, and Hephaestus.)       Athena calls the Furies.       Ares says he already tried using them to get rid of Xena but Athena says her       plan is more subtle.       Aphrodite whispers to Athena if she can leave Gabrielle out of it. Athena       tells her not to watch.              Back in the desert Xena throws her Chakram at Eve, but just before it hits       her, it splits and       deflects two spears thrown at her. A bunch of men on foot and horseback ride       down on Eve. Xena and       Gabrielle run down to protect her. They fight while Eve remains kneeling in       the sand. Suddenly Eve       is lassoed, and the Eve-Drag is on. Xena throws her Chakram to cut the rope,       but Eve catches (death       wish). Xena mounts up and catches the guy and knocks him off the horse and Eve       is saved.              After the fight, Xena gives Eve water while the Furies whisper to Gabrielle       that Eve will break       Xena's heart and the were be no peace until she's dead. Fury Alecto says she       killed Joxer, and who       will her next victim be?              An old woman comes up and, after telling them Xena is known as the defender of       the faith (of Eli),       offers them shelter in her home. Gabrielle is telling the followers that Eli       was just a man who       taught that everything can be saved by love. Eve tells them about the horrible       things she's done -       wiped out villages that wouldn't pay her tribute, and drank the blood of men       she killed.              Xena asks about the initiation Eli used on sinners. The old woman says there       is a man they call the       Baptist. They find him in a river baptizing a man. He sees Eve and beckons       her to him. While he is       baptizing her, and shaft of fire comes down from the heavens to Xena, It has       Michael, the       Archangel's face. Xena says he's ready. Alecto whispers to Gabrielle that Xena       is setting herself       up to get hurt again.               Suddenly, Poseidon rises out of the ocean. They start to run way,       but many of the gods       appear on the other side. Fireballs are thrown. Xena deflects one of them and       Poseidon evaporates       and dies. In a rage, Discord attacks Xena and Xena decapitates her.               Hephaestus throws his axe at Xena, but she ends up killing him with       it. Mt Olympus       shakes, Ares looks worried. Athena realizes Xena can kill gods. She is pissed       at the other gods for       not letting the Furies work her plan. Ares says Xena needs a distraction, and       volunteers.               Xena explains to Gabrielle that while Eve was being baptized,       Archangel Michael came to       her and told her Eve would prepare the way for the rule of the god of love and       she was her       protector. And as long as Eve lives, she can kill gods. Eve is confused. She       said one burden was       lifted and was replaced by one just as frightening. Xena tells her she needs       to face someone she       wronged.               They arrive at Joxer and Meg's tavern. Virgil is writing on a       scroll. He sees them ride       up, but when he sees Eve, he tries to kill her but Xena won't let him. Eve       says if her death would       bring back Joxer, she'd gladly die. He says he never saw Joxer do or say a       mean thing to anyone and       Eve killed him. He tells Gabrielle that Meg was mad with grief and took his       brothers and sisters to       Athens. He leaves to join them.               Inside the tavern, Eve has Gabrielle's scrolls. She goes to another       room to read them. It       is storming and Xena looks out a window and sees Ares. She tells Gabrielle to       watch the back and       runs out to confront him.               Young Joxer's ghost appears to Gabrielle. He says she shouldn't have       let Eve kill him.       Gabrielle says he didn't let her. Hope appears and says Xena's making a       mistake trying to save Eve,       just like Gabrielle made one when she didn't kill Hope when she had the       chance. Hope says Eve must       die to stop the cycle of violence.               Xena has her sword at Ares' neck. He says she won't kill him because       he loves her. Xena       is suspicious.               Gabrielle is standing behind Eve while Hope urges her over and over       to kill her.       Gabrielle slowly takes out one of her sais and raises it over her head with       both hands. Xena       realizes Ares is a decoy and runs back into the tavern just in time to see       Gabrielle stab Eve. In a       panic, she throws her Chakram and hits Gabrielle in the back of her head with       it. She catches the       bloody Chakram, then realizes what she did. Xena runs to Eve to check on her,       then sees to       Gabrielle. Xena realizes the Furies were behind it.               On Mt Olympus, Athena asks Ares how Xena was able to stop Gabrielle.       She says they now       will launch a full-scale attack.               In the tavern Athena tells Xena it's four against one but Xena isn't       worried. They start       fighting. Fireballs are thrown. Xena turns over a table to hide behind. She       throws her Chakram and       it ricochets over and over keeping the gods ducking away.               Aphrodite appears next to Gabrielle, dressed in black. Xena pulls a       knife but she tells       her she just wants to help. She teleports Gabrielle to another room away from       the fighting.               Hades gathers a large fireball to blast Eve but Xena spits wine over a torch       and he burns up and       dies. Xena gets Eve into the room with Gabrielle and Aphrodite and tells       Aphrodite to take care of       her. Aphrodite looks over at Eve.              A fireball explosion raises a large table and it lands on Deimos and he dies.       Athena disappears.              Ares appears next to Eve, draws his sword and starts to kill her, but Xena       throws her Chakram and       knocks the sword from his hand. Then the Chakram slices his leg and he       disappears.               Xena drags Gabrielle out of the burning tavern by the arm while       half-way carrying Eve.       Aphrodite appears and says things are so sad. Xena tells her to cure       Gabrielle. She says gods can't       cure without Athena's blessing, which won't happen. Xena tells her to take       them to Mt. Olympus, she       has a deal for Athena. Aphrodite does. Xena tells her to leave before things       get ugly. Aphrodite       says goodbye to Gabrielle and Xena thanks her.               Ares confronts Xena, who is carrying Hephaestus' chains and a       crossbow. He says they will              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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