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|    6-03 Heart of Darkness -- A Critique (1/    |
|    29 Jun 08 16:40:06    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              6-03 Heart of Darkness                             First airing was on Oct. 16, 2000.               The episode starts out with scenes of Xena defeating Mephistopheles       in the previous       episode.               Archangels Michael and Raphael are looking down from heaven at the       open portal to hell       with its green light and steam. Michael says Xena will never go to hell       voluntarily. Raphael says       they have to do something, they can't leave the portal to hell open with evil       coming out.               Another archangel tells them he will throw Xena into the portal,       assuring his accent to       seraphim. Michael tells him Xena can kill angels, but to proceed. And he tells       Raphael he may be       the right one for the job.               Eve and Gabrielle are next to the portal and Eve says a great evil       is coming. The       archangel appears and says he's there to send Xena to hell, and Eve deserves a       quick goodbye. They       run to find Xena.               Some woman named Aliyah is with Argo, irritating Xena. She says she       wants to restore the       tavern. Gabrielle and Eve run up and tell Xena there is a problem. Then the       archangel appears and       says he's going to send Xena to hell. They fight. Xena finally defeats him but       just before she       kills him, she asks his name so Gabrielle can record his name for posterity.       He say his name is       Lucifer.               Before Xena kills him, Eve yells for her to stop. She says she can't       murder a servant of       god. She argues back that he was trying to kill her. Eve and Xena discuss the       interpretation of       god's will. Xena and Lucifer come to a truce, with the understanding they will       try to kill each       other again. Xena asks if she can call him Luci. They go into the tavern for       a drink.               Eve looks into Xena's heart and sees it's turning black.               Gabrielle and Eve try to tell Xena that evil is seeping into her       heart and it is coming       to claim hell's new ruler. Xena tells them she's going to make Lucifer take       her place. Eve tells       her that Eli says to corrupt another is to corrupt yourself. Xena says he is       already evil inside       and she's going to peel away the layers to expose it. Xena gathers up fruit       and wine in a basket       and takes Lucifer into the woods for a picnic. She tries to talk him into       experiencing the earthly       delights denied him because he is an angel.               Eve is trying to preach to a crowd who are more interested in money.       Two of them start       arguing about one stealing from another. Aliyah tells Eve and Gabrielle a man       is looking for them.               Xena is still smooth-talking Lucifer about pleasure and power she       can give him.              Eva and Gabrielle run up to a crowd where a fight is going on. Gabrielle       thinks a beaten up man on       the ground is Virgil. But he walk up and kicks the man Gabrielle was trying to       help. Eve says his       heart is turning black also. Virgil tries to come on to Gabrielle.              Xena and Lucifer as now inside somewhere and Xena has put on a red robe.       Lucifer is on a bed or       couch. Xena gets on top and tells him they can rule hell and earth together.       Xena gets a mallet       looking thing and starts giving him an Egyptian massage.              Inside the tavern, Gabrielle tells Virgil she thought he was writing poetry.       He says shoeing horses       and shearing sheep is a shallow well. And no man, or woman is innocent. He       says he is there to       serve Xena when she takes over the power (of hell).              Back to Xena and Lucifer -- she grabs a dagger from him. She says she won't       kill him because wasted       potential is the greatest sin of all. He says she want nothing from her, but       she says she's       offering everything. He leaves.              Eve is in a temple praying to Eli. Lucifer comes in and she tells him he needs       Eli's help unless       he's too far gone. Suddenly people come in, chanting Xena's name. She is being       carried in on a       litter wearing a mask and a long black coat. Virgil yells out 'Let's party!'              Eve complains about them desecrating the temple. Gabrielle knocks her out with       some kind of fish       shaped statue, saying no one likes a party pooper.              Gabrielle and Virgil are together on a sofa, getting very chummy, while       everyone around them is       making whoopee to some erotic music. Xena and Lucifer are watching them. She       tells him he can stay       there and rule with her, or go back to heaven, become a seraphim, and spend       eternity taking orders.              Xena goes out on the floor and beckons Gabrielle to join her. They have an       erotic dance. Then       Virgil joins them and leads Gabrielle away. Xena sheds her coat and is wearing       something that looks       like a one piece bathing suit. She and Lucifer start making out.              Suddenly Michael and Raphael appear. Xena is surprised they came since she can       kill them. They       begin sword fighting. The three of them disappear and reappear next to the       portal to hell. Then       Lucifer appears and he and Xena fight. Xena talks Lucifer into turning against       Michael and Raphael       again, and they disappear, leaving Xena and Lucifer behind.              Gabrielle finds Xena and tells her she was supposed to throw Lucifer into the       portal. Xena says he       wasn't ready, but mentions how cozy she and Virgil were getting. They talk       about how intoxicating       evil is. Xena tells Gabrielle she and Lucifer need to work out the terms of       their partnership.       Lucifer and Virgil come up. Then Eve. Eve says Xena needs her help, but when       Eve touches Xena,       there is a small bit of lighting between them and Eve is thrown backward. Xena       tells Lucifer Eli's       messenger has to die.              Eve is running through the woods away from everyone. She runs back to the       temple. Gabrielle and       Virgil find her and yell to Xena and Lucifer where she is.              Eve grabs two swords from the wall and begins to fight Lucifer. He eventually       disarms her. But       before he can kill her, Xena stops him and sys Gabrielle deserves the       opportunity because of all       the things they've share over the years. He is confused about their       partnership and accuses her of       tricking him. She says he tried to kill her. He swears to spend eternity       making sure he feels her       wrath.              Another portal to hell opens up near them.              Xena tells Lucifer he just completed the last of the deadly sins and he won a       one-way ticket to       hell. He changes into a demon. He grabs her by the throat and says she belongs       to her. She kicks       him back twice and he falls down into the portal, which closes. And everyone's       black hearts change       back to normal.              Eve tells Xena she should never have doubted her.              Gabrielle says she thought she lost Xena because she and Lucifer were looking.       . . . Xena says              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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