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|    6-04 who's Gurkhan? -- A Critique (1/2)    |
|    06 Jul 08 19:05:12    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              6-04 Who's Gurkhan?                            First airing was on Oct. 23, 2000.              This episode starts out with Xena, Gabrielle, Eve, and Virgil walking into       Poteidaia (no horses?).       Gabrielle is anxious to see if her parent's house is still standing. But when       they get to the farm,       Gabrielle comments on how rundown everything looks. Xena urges her to go to       the house while they       wait outside the fence. Just before she knocks on the door, it opens and a       twenty-five-year-older       Lila opens it. They embrace.              They are inside, it is getting dark, and thunder can be heard. Lila sadly       mentions to Gabrielle       that she wishes Sarah was there to see her. Gabrielle asks who Sarah is. Lila       says it's her       daughter. Then Gabrielle asks where her parents are. Lila tells her Sarah was       kidnapped by Gurkhan       and taken to Mogador to be a slave in his harem. Eve tells them it's in north       Africa. Lila then       tells them that their parents, and her husband, went to buy her back but they       were beheaded.              Gabrielle runs out of the house and Xena follows. She tells Gabrielle they       will go after Sarah.       Gabrielle tells her it will be more than a rescue mission. She wants       vengeance, and she will kill       him. The skies open up and they are drenched with a hard rain.              They are on a ship heading toward Africa. Gabrielle is practicing with her       sais. Eve asks what her       plan is. Gabrielle says to get inside the city, kill Gurkhan, and bring Sarah       back. Eve says that       is her goal, but what is her plan? She tells Gabrielle she was in Mogador       once. Gabrielle want to       know about Gurkhan, and Eve tells her no one outside the city has ever seen       him, but if he captures       her, to pray the end is quick. Gabrielle asks why she was in Mogador. Eve says       to sell slave girls.       Suddenly Gabrielle gets seasick and runs to the railing to throw up.              Eve and Xena are watching Gabrielle. Eve says Gabrielle doesn't have it in her       to kill in cold       blood. But wonders if she inherited that talent from Xena. Xena says she is       going to cure       Gabrielle's seasickness.              They have arrived at Mogador but Virgil can't wake Gabrielle up. Xena says       she'll be out for a       while. She says she's going to the palace without her. And Virgil is going to       help her.              They are in a slave market. Xena is dressed in rags and Virgil is dressed like       a rich man named       Superlious. He tells the slave seller he wants to sell his slave. The man       walks around her, then       strips her clothes off. Virgil is awed and speechless. The seller tells him       Gurkhan will probably       buy her.              Xena is put up for sale. She tells Virgil to get near Gurkhan when he bids to       see if he can hear       something useful. The bidding starts and three different men named Gurkhan       offer bids for her. She       is finally sold to one of the Gurkhans for 220 gold ducats.              Gabrielle wakes up and realizes they are in port and that Xena has left       without her. Virgil       returns, singing about being a pirate, with a bag of gold coins. Gabrielle       tells him two can play       Xena's game.              Xena is in a room with a large bathing pool with other slave girls. She calls       herself Sophie. She       asks a couple of them if they know Sarah but no one will talk about the other       "wives." Then a well       dressed woman tells the new girls she is the Number One Wife and intends to       stay number one. She       kicks Xena in the face when she catches her looking at a folding screen a man       is standing behind.              They are all in a large room with the three Gurkhans looking over the harem.       Superlious comes in       with another slave covered with a large white veil. He offers to let her dance       for Gurkhan as a       token of his good faith. The number one wife sees one of the Gurkhans nod and       tells him she can       dance.              It is Gabrielle dressed in a skimpy costume. She dances sensuously closer to       them. She puts her       hands over her head and starts to draw a knife hidden in the straps of her       top. Xena sees her and       dives at her, knocking her down, knocking her out, and says "she won't have       Gurkhan before me."       Xena is knocked out and dragged away.              One of the slaves asks Gabrielle if she could get to see "Sophie". Gabrielle       says there are too       many guards.              While Gabrielle worries and frets, Xena is being beaten by three guards. She       is hung upside down       and beaten with clubs. Blood drips down to puddle on the stone floor. She sees       a vision of       Gabrielle walking toward her, swaying like she was dancing. One of the       Gurkhans comes in and asks       why she had a knife. Xena says to make sure none of the other wives gets a       jump on her. She says       she is there to give herself to Gurkhan and to be his number one wife. He       tells her her name is now       Fatima, and has her cut down.              Xena, barely able to walk, enters the harem room. When the guards leave she       collapses onto a bed of       pillows and Gabrielle runs to her. She looks at Xena's bloody face and injured       eye, then holds her       close.              While a servant girl is wiping Xena's wounds, she assures Gabrielle that Sarah       is here. She says       she can kill Gurkhan. Gabrielle thanks her. Xena says not to thank her but to       be ready.              Much time has passed and Xena's wounds have healed. The number one wife tells       the girls to get down       on their faces and not to look. Gurkhan comes in and selects Fatima. Number       One tells her she will       dance. Gabrielle draws on Xena's make up.              Fatima starts to dance very seductively. As the dance ends she tells Gurkhan       she has a request. She       wants Sarah's head on a plate. He asks where she heard that name, then       snickers and says he'll give       her Sarah's head.              The Number One Wife wants to how he can do that to her. When he doesn't       answer, she proudly walks       off with the guards. Gabrielle looks shocked, but not Xena.              "Fatima" and Gurkhan are in his bed chamber and she whispers an idea into his       ear. Gabrielle walks       in as Xena is straddling Gurkhan on the bed. He invites Gabrielle to join       them. Xena puts the Pinch       on him and he is paralyzed. Xena hands Gabrielle a dagger and tells her to do       it.              Gabrielle puts the knife to his throat, hesitates, then asks, "Are you       afraid? Afraid like my       mother? My father? Like my sister's husband? Right before you cut off their       heads. If I kill       you -- you win. I become like you. I hate you."              Gabrielle gets up and turns away from him. Then she kicks him and pummels him       with her fists until       her rage has subsided.              Gabrielle and Xena enter Sarah's cell. She asks if they are there to behead       her. Gabrielle tells       her who they are and that they are there to take her home. Gabrielle tries to       put her arms around              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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