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|    6-06 The Abyss --- A Critique (1/2)    |
|    20 Jul 08 16:18:54    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              6-06 The Abyss                            The first airing was Nov 6, 2000.              The story starts with Virgil and a man named Hosep running through the woods       being chased by men       wearing boar's heads and skins. Hosep's foot gets caught in a trap and is       carried away by the men.       Virgil follows them.               Gabrielle has a bow and arrow and shoots at a deer, and misses. She       isn't happy about it.       Xena tells her they can have fish instead. Gabrielle decides to get their boat       ready so they can       meet with Virgil and Hosep.               They are on the river and see Virgil's campsite and land the canoe.       It is deserted.       Gabrielle notices there is blood everywhere. Xena finds a sword with a skull       on it and says they       escaped in their canoes while running for their lives.               Virgil sees Hosep tied around a pole used for a spit and he is       covered with mud and being       cooked alive. Virgil runs away.               X&G are back in the canoe. Gabrielle yells for Virgil. She is still       blaming herself for       killing Korah. She says she has the reflexes of a warrior but not the       judgment. She yells for       Virgil again. They find Virgil's canoe broken to pieces. Xena says they are       being watched. They       keep heading down river toward a waterfall.               Virgil is caught by the cannibals and taken back to their camp.               Gabrielle says if she had listened to her heart maybe Korah would       still be alive. Xena       says she's glad she can trust Gabrielle with her life, especially now. And two       spears or swords       come up through the bottom of the boat. X&G fight off two of the cannibals,       then head toward shore.       They have many cannibals to fight. Once again, Gabrielle hesitates to kill,       and gets stabbed in the       side. She is picked up by one of them, carried to the river, and is thrown in.       Xena dives in to       save her.               Gabrielle's foot is caught on underwater branches and goes under.       Xena finally finds her       and swims her to a cave in the side of the cliff. Xena tells her they were       cannibals. She has to       use her knife to get a broken piece of blade from the wound. She tells       Gabrielle she can't see       Korah's face every time she fights. Xena tells her to try to stay warm. And       leaves.               Xena tries climbing up the cliff, but the cannibals throw rocks down       on her and she falls       back into the river. Back in the cave, Gabrielle's wound is getting infected.               Virgil tries telling the cannibals Xena is coming after him, but       they don't seem to care       (or understand).               Gabrielle is getting delirious from the fever. She thinks Xena is       Hope and tells her she       loves her and would never hurt her because she is her child. Xena starts       crying and says she       understands - everything.               Virgil is thrown into a jail with a skinny man named Rubio. There is       a lot of food in       there. It is to fatten up Virgil. He tells Rubio Xena will come for him.               A storm rages and the river rises, starting to flood the cave. Xena       tells Gabrielle she       is going to get her out of there. Gabrielle says she has a last wish - she       doesn't want to be       buried with the Amazons, but with Xena because she is a part of her and she       loves her. Gabrielle       says (getting stabbed) is her fault. Xena tells her she set Gabrielle on a       path she was never meant       to walk. Gabrielle says any path is okay as long as she's with Xena.               Xena ties Gabrielle to her back with a stout vine and climbs up the       face of the cliff.       Gabrielle is shivering with fever and the cold. She tells Gabrielle to trust       her, then gives out       her war cry, bringing the cannibals to find Gabrielle. They carry her back and       put her inside the       jail with Virgil. Xena kills two of the cannibals and puts on the boar's head        and skin.               The cannibals come into the jail and put Gabrielle on a bed/table.       One of them (the witch       doctor?) pours liquid down her throat to make her still. He chants over her       and sprinkles stuff on       her wound. Then they leave.               Xena sneaks into the camp, looks around, then leaves. She goes to       the top of the       waterfall and using her Chakram, chops down two trees and releases boulders.       She uses her sword to       cut down more trees, damming the river. She ties a vine around some boulders       and ties it to a tree.               Gabrielle's fever breaks, then cannibals come to get her. They tie       her feet and arms       together around a pole and start smearing mud over her body. Then they put a       large reed in her       mouth so she can breath. Virgil yells out Gabrielle's name so loud Xena hears       it and comes running.       She throws her Chakram around and it kills a bunch of them, and also frees       Gabrielle, who then uses       the pole to fight with. Xena spits fire. And she tells Gabrielle to free       Virgil and to go to the       horses. Gabrielle does that and, as Virgil fights, she drags Rubio after her.               They all get on the horses and get away to the top of the falls.               Xena says she is going back to lure the cannibals to the bottom of       the falls, and when       she yells, Gabrielle is to cut the rope. She tells Rubio to take the horses       and get away. Four of       the cannibals are sneaking around.               Xena war cries again and she is chased by the rest of them. When her       back is against the       waterfall cliff she repeatedly yells for Gabrielle, but Gabrielle and Virgil       are too busy       fighting. Gabrielle makes the choice to kill the cannibals, and finally uses       her sais to cut the       vine.               The dam is washed over the falls and Xena jumps to the cliff wall to       escape the falling       water and debris. The cannibals are drowned and she climbs back up to       Gabrielle.               Back at the cannibal camp, Gabrielle is clean again. Xena asks how       she is "upstairs".       Gabrielle says she will learn to live with her mistakes.               ..........               Not too shabby. Not a good as Gurkhan or Legacy, but not bad.               At first I thought the cannibals were just more of the Horde, since       the head cannibal       looked like one of the head Horde.               Poor old Hosep should have been wearing a red shirt, it was so       obvious. (If this inside       joke escapes you, I'll explain it at the end.) BTW, just who WAS Hosep?               I liked the deer hunting outfit Gabrielle was wearing at the       beginning. I wonder where it       went (Xena's too).               Pretty good fight against the cannibals when Gabrielle got stabbed.       Although Xena seems       to do better in the camp when the whole tribe is after her. And that fight was       very good.               Xena carrying Gabrielle up the cliff was cool. I'd rather see those       kinds of feats of              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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