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|    6-07 The Rheingold -- a Critique (1/2)    |
|    27 Jul 08 17:33:22    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              6-07 The Rheingold              (or Rhinegold)                            `First air date was Nov. 13, 2000.              The episode starts out with Xena sitting beside a campfire at night. She       wearing different armor       and a helmet with wings on it. Something is moving in the woods around her.       She looks at a large       gold ring, then has flashbacks of pouring molten gold into a mold and casting       it. Flashback is over       and a monster comes up behind her and she fights it, driving it into a cave       with iron bars. As she       wraps a chain around the bars to lock it, the monster grabs her arm and pulls       it between the bars.       When she snaps a lock with two birds on it and she pulls her arm out, the ring       is gone. She yells       to the monster that even though it has the ring it can never use its power       because the chains will       hold it for eternity.              She then climbs onto a horse, it gallops up into the air, and she rides off.              Fast forward thirty five years to the "present."              Xena and Gabrielle are in a tavern eating. A man comes in and stares at Xena.       She asks if he wants       something. He says his name is Beowulf and puts a rusty looking lock with two       birds on it down on       the table. Xena tells Gabrielle she has to talk to the man.              Later, in their room, Gabrielle accuses Xena of still keeping secrets from       her. But she says being       a friend is letting her keep her secrets. They go to bed. The next morning       Xena is gone but leaves       a note saying she's gone to take care of unfinished business. And it is so       dangerous she doesn't       think she will survive and can't ask Gabrielle to die with her again. And her       love for Gabrielle is       endless.              Gabrielle follows, writing on a scroll as she does. She writes she's been       traveling north for       weeks, farther than she's ever been before. She comes into a (Norse?) village       and sees a tapestry       with Valkyries on it. One of them has long dark hair. Gabrielle asks a man to       explain the meaning.       He can't remember the name of the woman, but a blond woman (named Brunhilda)       who's been watching       Gabrielle, tells her it's Xena. Gabrielle wants to know about her, and the       woman tells her Xena's       reign of terror ended 35 years ago.               Brunhilda says Xena came in from the distant land of Chin. In a       flashback, Xena finds       Odin, the Norse god, tied to a tree and asks who he messed with. He says he       did it to himself       because of all the strife he sees. Xena tells him it's what makes life worth       living. As she talked,       he regained hope and made Xena a Valkyrie.              Xena eventually came into conflict with Odin's lover - Grinhilda, the leader       of the Valkyries.              Norse soldier are running from other soldiers. They are outnumbered. Xena and       Brunhilda see them       and Xena convinces them to fight for Odin and they watch as they are       slaughtered.              In Odin's banquet hall in Valhalla, Xena is next to Odin. Brunhilda comes and       complaining about       having to escort the dead soldiers to Valhalla. And theirs was a useless death       over greed. Xena       says greed is one of the fundamentals of life. Odin agrees and Brunhilda       leaves. Odin is sad,       saying he loved her once. Xena says he can live without love.              Gabrielle feels sorry for Xena. She tells Brunhilda she and Xena are friends.       She wants to know       what else Brunhilda can tell her. Brunhilda tells her to camp there and she'll       return that night.              Gabrielle is writing again, saying she knows Xena is trying to correct some       great wrong. She hears       noises in the woods. Brunhilda attacks her. They fight and Gabrielle causes       her to get cut with her       own sword. Gabrielle is knocked down, and Brunhilda says she was testing       Gabrielle to see if she       (Brunhilda) was worthy to fight along side Xena.              They talk and Brunhilda tells Gabrielle she knows the woods and can help her       find Xena. The next       day as they walk Brunhilda continues her story of Xena -              Odin has taught Xena how to make fire with her mind but she wants more. Then       she asks Odin about       the Rheingold. He doesn't want to tell her. She says how can she give her       love to him if he won't       trust her. He tells her the Rheingold is dangerous to anyone who has forsaken       love.              Grinhilda tells Odin Xena is looking for the Rhine (Rhein) Maidens and wants       to know how she knew       about them. Then she says he told her because Xena pretended to be in love       with him. She wants       command of the Valkyries back to go after her.              Xena is on a flying horse going down the Rhine (Rhein) River to find the Rhine       Maidens. Grinhilda       and three Valkyries ride after Xena. One circles around in front of her and       Xena knocks her of off       horse. She uses two swords to take out two more. She and Grinhilda fight side       by side then they       both fall. Tree branches break their fall to the ground. Xena recovers first       and gets her sword.       She starts to kill Grinhilda, but just knocks her out, then rides off the find       the Rhein (Rhine)       Maidens.              Xena dives into the water and comes up where the three Rhine maidens are       swimming. One says she       loves Xena already. Xena whispers that she wants her to show her something.       The maiden doesn't want       to but Xena asks how can she be a Rhine Maiden of she doesn't see it. They       dive down and swim       underwater for a very long time. When they come up in a cave, Xena goes to a       chest and opens it. It       contains a lump of gold - The Rhinegold. She takes it, elbows the maiden --       giving her a very       bloody nose, and swims away with it.              Next are the scenes of Xena melting the gold and making the ring. Brunhilda       says Xena put the ring       on and became invincible.              Gabrielle says Xena wouldn't need the ring because she's the best fighter       there is. Grinhilda says       Gabrielle must love her very much. Gabrielle says she's her best friend, but       it has a price.       Grinhilda says a price worth paying, and Gabrielle agrees, and hopes Xena       feels the same way.              Cut to Xena and Beowulf walking to somewhere. He is taken with Gabrielle's       beauty but says neither       will live to see her again.              Brunhilda asks if Gabrielle knows why Xena has come. When she mentions       Beowulf's name and the lock       with the two birds (ravens - the symbol of Odin), Brunhilda says she knows why       she came north, and       she is on a suicide mission.              Beowulf and Xena come up to a large barn, tavern, or inn and there are dead,       bloody bodies       everywhere. Beowulf says the beast killed 23 men including friends and two       brothers. Others were       dragged off to its cave to be eaten alive. Xena tells him whatever happens       she's with him. He tells       her the beast's name is Grindl. Xena says she created it.              Brunhilda wants to stop for the night but Gabrielle want to travel on. (I       suppose Gabrielle's horse              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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