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|    6-08 The Ring -- A Critique (1/2)    |
|    03 Aug 08 16:02:02    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              6-08 The Ring                            First airing was Nov. 20, 1999.              The story starts out with scenes from the previous episode, "The Rheingold."              Gabrielle, Brunhilda and Beowulf are walking through the woods looking for       Xena. They find blood on       a tree. Beowulf keeps insisting Xena is dead. Gabrielle says she isn't.       Gabrielle finds one of       Xena's forearm gauntlets and says again she isn't dead, she's escaped. Then       she suggests they split       up to cover more ground.              While Gabrielle is looking around, Xena comes up behind her and puts her hand       over her mouth, then       shows her the monster off in the distance. After it goes, Gabrielle turns       around, grabs Xena, and       tells her to never leave her again. Brunhilda and Beowulf find them. Xena says       she knows Gabrielle       won't go, but the other two should since it's her fight. Both Brunhilda and       Beowulf say they won't       leave Gabrielle.              They find Grindl's cave and go inside with torches. Gabrielle wants to know       who Grindl is. Xena       flashes back to making the ring. Grinhilda shoots an arrow through the ring       and recovers it. She       puts the ring on to have the power of a god to kill Xena. They fight some,       then the ring turns her       into a monster. Xena cuts off the finger with the ring and puts it on. Grindl       flees. Xena traps it       in the cave and puts the two-headed raven lock on as Grindl gets the ring from       her. Back in the       present Xena says that after 35 years, Grindl lost all love and now has the       power of the ring and       escaped.              They hear Grindl coming and they set a trap. Xena leads Grindl almost to a       place where the other       three are going to drop a large boulder on it, but it runs away. They chase       it. It knocks them all       down and everyone tries to fight it. Xena sees a timber holding up the ceiling       is cracked. She       tells them to run away. She throws her Chakram and breaks the beam, but she is       tripped up before       she can escape and is trapped with Grindl. While Gabrielle tries to dig       through the pile of rocks,       Xena is being beaten senseless.              Gabrielle gets through, picks up Xena's Chakram and runs toward the fighting       noises. She jumps on       Grindl's back and beats it with the Chakram, with little effect. She is thrown       off and Xena gets       the weapon. She jams it into its belly, then slowly rips upward, killing it.       She takes the ring off       one finger then sees it has all of its fingers.              They run away. Xena tells them the real Grindl is still alive. A raven is       watching them, then flies       to Odin. Xena tells Brunhilda to scout on ahead. After she's gone Xena tells       Gabrielle she doesn't       like or trust her.              Odin appears in front of Brunhilda with four Valkyries. She was supposed to       get the ring from Xena       but he accuses her of falling in love with Gabrielle. She makes excuses but he       isn't buying. He       tells the Valkyries to get Gabrielle because Xena will trade the ring for her.              The Valkyries confront the three of them and one yells to get the blond. Xena       and Beowulf fight as       Gabrielle watches. Brunhilda rides up on a horse, grabs Gabrielle and they       gallop up into the sky.               Xena and Beowulf keep fighting until Odin appears and yells for       everyone to stop. Xena       tells Beowulf to follow to see where they are going. Odin says he'll trade       Gabrielle for the ring.       Xena refuses, saying Brunhilda was acting without his knowledge. Odin tells       her she killed       Brunhilda's son. Xena tells him she's taking the ring back to the Rhine       maidens. He wants it for       himself to keep god-slayers like Xena from killing him.               Brunhilda and Gabrielle land. Gabrielle wants to go back after Xena.       Brunhilda is mad       that all Gabrielle thinks about is Xena. Gabrielle explains that she and Xena       are soul mates.               Odin goes to Grindl and tells her Xena killed her son and he'll take       her to her.               Xena and Beowulf are going through a bog looking for Gabrielle. He       says he'll go through       the fires of hell for Gabrielle. Odin and the Valkyries appear again. He       throws a fireball at her       and she dives away and comes up in front of Grindl who grabs her. Beowulf       fights the Valkyries and       is stabbed and falls. Xena gets loose and throws her Chakram, and Odin throws       his axe. The Chakram       breaks the head off. Then he keeps having to duck away from the Chakram as it       ricochets back and       forth. Xena fights Grindl. Xena is finally backed against a rock or large tree       stump and is       surrounded by Valkyries, Grindl and Odin. In desperation, Xena puts on the       ring and everyone waits       as she gets godly powers. She deflects Odin's fire balls with her sword and       Chakram. Odin and       Valkyries are hit. Then Xena back flips away and runs off.               Brunhilda finds Xena but she can't remember her name. Brunhilda       talks her into giving her       the ring, then leaves to find Gabrielle. She tells her Xena has lost what she       values most - her       memories of Gabrielle and all they went through. She says she can't protect       Gabrielle from Odin and       the Valkyries in this form. She gives Gabrielle the ring then turns into a       pillar of eternal flame.       She expands to encompass Gabrielle and a large flat rock. Gabrielle is now       wearing a gold and white       dress with lots of cleavage. Gabrielle falls asleep on the rock.               Beowulf wakes up and finds Xena's sword and Chakram.               Xena is stumbling around the forest hearing voices. She falls to her       knees shouting out       "Who am I?"              To Be Continued.              ..........              Part Two of the Trilogy. And lots to like in this episode. Good lines, and       pretty good fights.              -- But first the nit picks - Grinhilda didn't seem to have very much power       after she put on the       ring.              Didn't notice it last week, but Odin's Norse accent sounded an awful like a       Kiwi accent.              When Xena remarks that Beowulf knows his way around the bog, he says never       had a reason to go       there (before Gabrielle). So how did he know his way around?              Odin actually seems kind of like a wimp (I thought the Vikings were supposed       to be so tough. You'd       think their gods would be too. I'd have liked to see god-killer Xena and Thor       have a go at it.)              When Xena put on the ring, why did Odin and company wait until she got her       powers?              -- Things I liked / thought were cool -              The look Xena gave Brunhilda and Beowulf when they ran up to her and Gabrielle       after she was found       and they both wanted to know if Gabrielle was all right.              Also, the look on Xena face (and Gabrielle's) when both Brunhilda and Beowulf       said they weren't       going to leave Gabrielle.              As I said last episode, I liked that both Beowulf and Brunhilda were falling       in love with Gabrielle       rather than with Xena..                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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