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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    Monster Ark - a short short critique    |
|    10 Aug 08 06:25:34    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net               Renee didn't appear until the story was set up, about fifteen minutes into       the movie. And she       looked absolutely great! She had the S1 Gabrielle red hair. And even though       she's 13 years older       now (24 when XWP first aired, and 37 now) she still breaks my heart (sighs).        Like most TV movies,       the dialog left something to be desired, but Renee shined in her part. And       even though we never got       to see her fab abs, some of her clothes were tight fitting enough that it's       obvious she keeps       herself in shape!        Also in the movie was "Tiny" Lister, who usually plays some kind of       psycho bad guy. And he       unintentionally added some humor as he gleefully shot the monster over and       over with a pistol, a       machine gun and an RPG - with little effect, but he kept coming just like he       knew he was going to       get in that one lucky shot if he just kept shooting.        There was the eye candy going by the name of Joanna. She was very       pretty, and not       particularly phony looking. She didn't do such a bad job in her role.        There was the sort of fat, funny looking guy who played the comic relief -       until he got shot.        Have no idea who the guy was who played Ava's (Renee's) ex husband, but he       got to lay on top of       her (sort of), kissed her twice, and got a nice hug from her -- so I hate him.        The monster was almost fierce looking, but if it was going to destroy       the world, it needed       to step up the pace. It took a pretty long time to kill people - slashing and       slashing and       slashing before moving on to the next one.        The story idea was clever but some of the dialog could have been       better.        The movie I would rate a 6 out of 10.        Renee gets a 9 out of 10 only because she wasn't in every scene.        ALSO there are video clips of the movie posted on the Genesis       Code site already --       http://genesiscode.reneeoconnor.info/videoclips.htm        I haven't had a chance to check them out, but I will.              --       David       http://geocities.com/daviderl31/GabPics.htm       http://geocities.com/daviderl31/ROC.htm       http://www.geocities.com/daviderl31/XenaEpisodeCritiques              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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