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|    The Return of the Valkyrie -- A Critique    |
|    10 Aug 08 15:44:09    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              6-09 The Return of the Valkyrie                                          First air date was Nov 27, 2000.              The episode starts out with scenes from "The Rheingold" and "The Ring."               It is one year later and Vikings are moving through the bog toward       the Living Flame that       protects the sleeping Gabrielle. Beowulf and his young friend, Wiglaf, are       chasing after them. They       catch up just as Lord Erick is about to go through the flame to rescue       Gabrielle. Beowulf shows him       a burn-scarred hand where he tried and failed. He says only Gabrielle's soul       mate can go through       the fire. Grindl appears and the Vikings fight and die. One has both his arms       torn off. Beowulf       convinces Erick to call him men off. Then Erick jumps (or is thrown by Grindl,       I didn't get a clear       shot of what happened) into the flame and is burned up. Beowulf says they are       going to Denmark to       get help from an old friend, Hrothgar.               There is a celebration. Someone tells Beowulf Hrothgar is marrying       Wealthea. She comes       riding out on a gussied up cow, and it is Xena. Beowulf calls her name but she       ignores him. The       ceremony begins and the priest says they will exchange blades. They exchange       rings instead, and       each time, Xena sees flashbacks of the Rheingold ring and Grindl, which       startle her. She recovers       and says she's the luckiest woman in Denmark. Hrothgar kills the cow as a       sacrifice to the goddess       Freya.               The Valkyries are rounding up the men killed by Grindl. One of them,       Waltraute, talks       about the waste of lives over the ordinary Gabrielle. Sieglinda tells her that       since Brunhilda       turned herself into flame to protect her, maybe she's not so ordinary. And       that Xena cared for her.       Waltraute lays into her for mentioning Xena's name. And thanks the gods she's       dead.               Everyone is toasting and celebrating the wedding. But Wealthea is       troubled. She balks at       having sex with Hrothgar until she has to. Beowulf finds them and mentions to       that Wealthea they       might have met, but she doesn't recognize him and leaves, with Hrothgar going       after her.               Later, Wealthea is in her room brushing her hair. A knock on the       door and she thinks it's       Hrothgar. He comes in wearing a mask. It is Beowulf and he tells her that her       life is in danger and       she must rescue Gabrielle. A raven sees them and Beowulf says Odin will know       she's still alive.               Hrothgar and his sister come in and think they are together. They       are arrested and taken       to the dungeon. On the way, they escape with Wealthea using fighting skills       she didn't know she       had. When Beowulf reaches down with his hand to pull her to her feet, Wealthea       sees Gabrielle       saying, "I'm lost without you, Xena."               The are on a boat back to (Norway?). The men rowing see her and stop rowing.       Beowulf tells her       they are looking at a legend and can't wait to see her in action. She still       can't believe she's       Xena, but when Beowulf slashes at her with his sword, she easily grabs it and       turns it aside.              Odin tells Waltraute Xena is alive and heading toward the ring.              Wealthea is walking in the ocean on the beach. Wiglaf and another Viking fight       over who's going to       give her a ladle of water. Just then they see five Valkyries riding on horses       coming down from the       sky. The Vikings pull their weapons but Wealthea tells Beowulf to have them       put them down or she       won't go with him to save Gabrielle. The Valkyries land and Waltraute pulls       her sword and tries to       kill Wealthea. But by Xena using defensive moves, Waltraute is unsuccessful.              Odin rides down. All the Vikings go to one knee except Beowulf. When Odin he       realizes Xena has lost       her memory he sends the Valkyries back to Valhalla because she is more       valuable to him alive. He       rides off into the sky.              Back in Valhalla, Waltraute accuses Odin of wanting the ring for himself       instead of giving it to       her as he promised. He tells her to make sure nothing stops Xena from getting       to Gabrielle. Out of       earshot, she vows to kill Xena before that happens.              Wealthea takes off her wedding ring and another vision of Gabrielle come to       her, but when Gabrielle       touches her cheek, she feels it and freaks out. Beowulf comes in and gives       Xena her Chakram back,       telling her when the time comes, she'll know what to do with it. They arrive       at the Flame, but       before Wealthea can go through it, Waltraute runs up and starts swing her       sword at her, but she       keeps ducking away. Then more Valkyries arrive and everyone fights. Wiglaf       throws Wealthea his       sword and Waltraute throws a knife into him. Wealthea/Xena kicks Waltraute       into the flame and she       burns up.              Grindl shows up and stabs Beowulf through the back and lifts him into the air.       Beowulf yells for       Wealthea to go, that Gabrielle needs her. She runs and dives through the       flames. She uses her       Chakram to cut away a year's growth of vines covering Gabrielle.              She leans down to kiss her on the lips and sees visions of her and Gabrielle       together. After the       kiss ends, Gabrielle wakes up and Xena is back in her warrior clothes and       Gabrielle is back in her       Amazon clothes, but her hair is still long. They hug and Xena tells her she       didn't remember her,       but felt her presence. Gabrielle gives her ring but tells her not to put it       on. The flames die down       and Grindl is there. Xena says she forged the ring and now has to undo the       evil it caused.              She tries talking to Grindl but is "back-handed" into Grindl's cave. She tries       again to talk to it,       but has to keep on the move. Finally Grindl grabs her. The ring begins to glow       as Xena begs Grindl       to look into her heart and forgive her.              There is a huge explosion from the cave that knocks everyone back. Xena comes       out unharmed and the       ring is a lump of gold again. Then Grinhilda come out. Beowulf and Wiglaf are       okay. Xena sees two       horses and says it's time to take Grinhilda home to Valhalla. Gabrielle hugs       Beowulf, climbs up       behind Xena, and they gallop up into the air.              Xena enters first and Odin asks if she brought the ring. She says she brought       something else that       belongs there, and Grinhilda and Gabrielle enter. Grinhilda asks Odin to make       her chief Valkyrie       again. When Odin says he'll think about, it Xena tells him not to think too       long. He looks at       Grinhilda and agrees. As Xena and Gabrielle leave, Odin welcomes her back and       they hug.              Xena dives into the Rhine River going to the Rhine Maidens. She gives the ring       back to them. When       one asks what magic turned Xena into a noble creature who would give up the       power of the Rheingold,              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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