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|    6-17 Last of the Centaurs - A Critique (    |
|    12 Oct 08 18:54:38    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              6-17 The Last of the Centaurs                            First air date was April 30, 2001.              The story starts out with soldiers in red outfits attacking three Centaurs.       Two of the Centaurs are       killed and the other one runs off, wounded from an arrow in the arm.              Cut to a marketplace where X&G are shopping. Gabrielle goes into a tent stall       to try on a hat and       shawl(?) when the spirit of Ephiny appears to her. She tells Gabrielle that       Xenan, her Centaur son,       is in danger. Xena says she can't see her, only Gabrielle her because of their       Amazon bond. A man       has a "wanted scroll" with Xenan's picture on it. He is wanted by Lord Belach.       Xena says it's time       to offer their services to Lord Belach.              Belach thinks X&G are more bounty hunters. Xena can't keep from staring at       him. Ephiny tells       Gabrielle he is the spitting image of Borias. Xena comes to her senses and       asks what the Centaur       did. Belach says he stole his daughter away, and since he's received no ransom       demands he fears the       worse. Xena tells him she knows his father was Borias. Belach tells her his       name is not to be       spoken there. He was a cruel-hearted warlord and he (Belach) built everything       he has despite being       his son. Xena tells him Borias is a legend to the Centaurs. Belach says he let       those freaks live on       his land for years. Also his wife died giving birth to their daughter, Nicha.       Xena says she'll       bring her back.              X&G and Ephiny are on Xenan's trail. Gabrielle wonders if Belach is also       Xena's son. She says no,       Borias had a son before she came along. Gabrielle says he's dangerous. Xena       says he's grieving and       she owes him.              Ephiny appears to Xenan. He can't see her but can feel her presence. X&G come       up and he's       defensive. Ephiny sings an Amazon song with words changed that she used to       sing to Xenan as a baby.       Gabrielle sings along and Xenan knows Ephiny is there. He calls out a pregnant       Nicha and they kiss.              Xena kneels down and puts her hand on Nicha's belly and deduces she's going to       have a boy, a       Centaur, and very soon. Xenan tells Xena the other Centaurs are camped in a       secret place. Xena says       they will escort them to the others and then negotiate peace with Belach. He       may think differently       since Nicha is PG .              Gabrielle asks why Xena owes Belach. Flashback to the time Xena seduced       Borais. She wants him to       go away with her, leave his army and take all the money. They go into his tent       to "seal the deal."       Young Belach looks inside and sees them. Xena throws a blanket over him and       tells him to never get       between two people and their passion.              They arrive at the secret camp and all the centaurs are dead in a mass grave.       Xena asks no one,       "Son of Borias, what have you done?" Xenan wants to go after Belach, but Nicha       tells him he has to       stay alive for her son and for her. Xena tells him she will see justice done,       and leaves.              Xena tells Belach she's talked to Nicha and she's carrying Xenan's baby. And       asks him if he has any       idea what he's done. He says he did what he had to do. Xena says she can't       understand how he could       have betrayed his father's legacy. When he mentions the woman who took his       father away from him,       Xena repeats the line about not coming between two people and their passion.       He realizes Xena is       the woman. Xena says he's coming with her. He calls the guards. As she ties       his hands, Xena fights       off the guards and throws Belach out of the second story window down onto a       waiting horse. She       jumps on another one, uses her whip to snag the bridle and they race off with       Belach's men on       horses chasing them.              Xean eventually knocks the men off their horses and ends up behind Belach on       his horse.. He's still       not convinced and reminds her of the moment when Xena took Borias away.       Flashback to Natasha seeing       Boris and Xena together in the tent. He runs after Natasha while Xena mounts       up. He gets up one the       horse behind her but before they leave he gives Belach a pendant from around       his neck.              Bleach continues by saying when the army broke up he and his mother were sold       into servitude and       while they were starved and beaten he heard about Borias' exploits in the east       with her. He shows       the pendant and says it's the only thing he left him .              She takes him to the mass grave to let him see what he's done, and asks who       his daughter would       think was more civilized, Borias or him. Belach asks if he looks too much like       his father for Xena       to kill. Just then his men run up and Xena leaves.              Gabrielle and Ephiny are taking Xenan and Nicha to safety. Nicha says she is       about to give birth       and they take shelter in an old farmhouse. Xenan goes outside to guard the       house. When he sees       Belach's men he has them chase after him. Two bounty hunters decide to search       the farmhouse to find       Nicha and hold her for ransom.              With Ephiny's advice, Gabrielle is getting Nicha to control her breathing and       to relax. The bounty       hunters come in and just as they find them, Xena comes in and knocks them out.              Xena gives Gabrielle her Chakram and tells her to make it as clean as she can.       Gabrielle wipes it       off with rags. She asks if Xena stopped Belach. She says she took him to the       camp to let him see       what he did. Gabrielle say she should have killed him. Xena says she couldn't       because he is Borias'       son. Gabrielle reminds her he slaughtered the Centaurs and is still after       Xenan.              Xena puts the Pinch on Nicha to stop her labor pains, then cuts her open to       deliver the baby.       Gabrielle offers to sew her back up.              Outside, Belach calls to Xena. He has Xenan with ropes around his neck and       offers to trade him for       Nicha. Xena says she has a better idea, give her Xenan and she'll spare his       life. When the men       start to kill Xena, Xena uses her Chakram to cut the ropes. She fights Belach       while Xenan fights       the men. Gabrielle runs out to help Xena. Xena is surrounded but jumps up and       spins just as all the       spears are jabbed at her. She comes down and fights some more. Belach's       reinforcements come.              Xenan and Nicha come out of the house and Nicha yells for every one to stop       fighting. Belach has a       crossbow on Xena, then turns it on Xenan. Nicha tells Belach she loves Xenan.       It is a standoff.              Xena tells Belach about Borias and another flashback to the time Xena gave       birth to Solan and as       Borias was dying she let him see him. She says Borias died trying to change       from what he became.       She asks Belach if he wants Nicha to hate him the same way he hated Borias.       Belach has a change of       heart and tells Nicha to give the pendant to her son, which they named Borias,       when he's old              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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