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|    David E. Milligan to All    |
|    A Friend In Need Part 2 -- A Critique (1    |
|    16 Nov 08 18:08:00    |
      From: davideml@bellsouth.net              6-22 A Friend in Need (part two)                            First aired on June 18, 2001.              The story starts out at the end of AFIN part 1. Xena is burying her warrior       breastplate, leathers       and sword, and using her Chakram to cover them up. She is in the gold and       black armor. She hears       drums in the distance. And then the sound of soldiers coming, horses, and a       wagon carrying barrels       and bombs with a flammable liquid and probably gun powder.              Gabrielle is also listening to the quiet. She remembers Xena's advice about       listening to the sounds       behind the sound. She realizes Xena was telling her she is sacrificing       herself. She runs back to       find Xena.               Xena throws the Chakram and it hits the wagon, spilling its contents. It then       ricochets and knocks       a torch from a soldier's hand, igniting the liquid causing a tremendous       explosion, which forms a       mushroom cloud. The fiery shockwave burns trees and soldiers nearest to the       explosion. Xena, many       other soldiers, and Gabrielle are knocked to the ground.              Xena runs up a tree and begins to shoot arrows at the soldiers. When she runs       out of arrows, she       jumps to the ground. Suddenly volley after volley of arrows fly toward Xena.       She manages to catch       some and deflect others. But she is hit in the shoulders and leg. Then in the       stomach. She gets       angry, pulls the kutana from its scabbard and attacks the soldiers, hacking,       slashing, and yelling       Gabrielle's name. Many soldiers are killed but her wounds begin taking their       toll. She hesitates as       she sees the samurai general and before she can defend herself, he cuts her       head off.              Gabrielle enters the battlefield littered with bodies. She finds the Chakram       covered with blood.              In the teahouse, Akemi is playing her instrument. The kutana reappears. A       naked Xena walks in and       is dressed in a flowing red robe.              Gabrielle sees the ghost hunter killing the souls as the leave the bodies to       keep Yodoshi from       swallowing them. Gabrielle insists Xena is alive.              Xena tells Akemi this underworld feels different from others. Akemi says it is       a illusion projected       by Yodoshi. The woman with the anklet stamps her foot and it rings. Yodoshi       arrives in a black       swarm. Everyone bows but Xena. His right arm becomes a fiery lasso. He grabs       Xena and throws her       around. He uses his arm as a whip and burns the robe from her. Xena tells him       she is at his       service. He turns back into a swarm and disappears.              Xena and Akemi are outside the teahouse. Xena leaves, knowing the anklet woman       will follow. Xena       and Gabrielle find each other in the woods and hug. When Gabrielle asks about       the robe, Xena says       she is going to kill Yodoshi. When Gabrielle tries to give her back the       Chakram, Xena's hand passes       through it. Gabrielle realizes Xena is dead and asks how she could let herself       be killed. Xena       tells her she had to do it alone or they'd both be dead. Gabrielle asks if       that's supposed to make       her feel better.              The ghost killer arrives and Gabrielle tells him to stay away. Xena says they       are working together.       Xena grabs anklet woman and throws her toward ghost killer. He stabs her and       her soul is gone. Xena       catches the anklet before it hits the ground.              Back at the teahouse Xena tells Akemi with the anklet they can call Yodoshi       when they're ready.       Gabrielle is walking over the small bridge to the teahouse. Xena tells Akemi       Gabrielle is her soul       mate, but they are interrupted by the ghost killer. He asks Gabrielle if she       will risk her life for       the return of Xena's. Gabrielle says yes. He tells her she must find Xena's       body, burn it and take       the ashes to the Fountain of Strength on Mt. Fuji before sunset the next day.              Xena then introduces Gabrielle and Akemi to each other. Gabrielle starts to       leave but Akemi says       she wants to give her something. She tattoos something on Gabrielle's left       calf, and a dragon over       her entire back.              A thunderstorm breaks as Gabrielle finds the camp where Xena's headless and       naked body is hanging       by her arms. It's all Gabrielle can do to keep from vomiting. She yells for       them to give her Xena's       head, then cuts her down and wraps her in a tarp or blanket.              The samurai general comes up behind Gabrielle. He says killing Xena was       honorable. Gabrielle says       she was outnumbered 1000 to one, and he is a fraud. She accepts a challenge to       fight. They circle       each other carefully, neither making the first move. Gabrielle is listening to       all the sounds. He       attacks but she sidesteps his sword, knocks him down and has her sword at the       back of his neck. He       asks the she grant him a noble defeat and take his head. She knocks him out       with the butt of her       sword., finds Xena's head, then leaves.              In the teahouse. Xena puts on the anklet then rings it. Yodoshi bursts in.       When he sees Xena he       asks where the other woman is. Ghost killer pops up from the tub and stabs       Yodoshi in the back. He       is flipped over and the sword goes flying. Xena grabs it and kicks Yodoshi       into the tub. When she       tries to stab him, the water boils and he rises up as steam to the rafters.       The steam condenses and       a drop falls to the floor and Yodoshi is reformed. Ghost killer is stabbed by       Yodoshi. Akemi is       thrown into the tub and Yodoshi blows on it, freezing the water and trapping       her. He and Xena fight       some more. She cuts off his right arm then stabs him. He turns into a swirling       flame and rockets up       through the roof. Xena breaks the glass and frees Akemi.              Gabrielle lights Xena's funeral pyre.              Ghost killer tells Xena that Yodoshi has gone to the Fountain on Mt Fuji. He       dies.              Gabrielle rides toward Mt Fuji but the samurai general is blocking her way. He       shoots her horse       with an arrow. They begin to fight. The urn with Xena's ashes is kicked up       into the rocks.       Gabrielle and the samurai fight within site of the urn. When he is knocked out       by Gabrielle, his       arm hits the urn and it rolls over a cliff. Gabrielle can see it lodged in a       bird's nest ten or       fifteen feet below.              Yodoshi is at the Fountain and is using a sword to try to open a valve to let       it flow. Xena runs up       and throws him away. She is waiting for the water. As it starts to fall, he       blows on it, freezing       it. The ice breaks up and flies everywhere. Xena is blown a dozen or more       yards away and lands       hard and is out.              Gabrielle runs back to find Xena. Xena tells her she needs water from the       Fountain. Akemi is there       and tries to kill Yodoshi. He blows her away from him. He sees a piece of ice       and using his tongue       grabs and swallows it. His arm and strength have retuned. He sucks so hard       Akemi is finally sucked              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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