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   Joseph S. Powell, III to All   
   Re: Twilight of the False Gods (1/4)   
   17 Jan 09 00:58:00   
   
   60cbf21f   
   XPost: alt.battlestar-galactica   
   From: nospam@nospam.net   
      
   The Cylon Deanna Beirs killed most of the Olympian gods with her   
   round-throwing-thingy.   
      
      
      
   "The-Captain"  wrote in message   
   news:c209c30b-9617-437a-b72b-cd62443105e0@c58g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...   
   > Twilight of the False Gods,.   
   >   
   >   
   > the Olympian God Ares had been around for awhile, and another unknown   
   > about godling has also been playing around Yes there have been false   
   > gods that have and are falling all over the place lately around the   
   > location of Wall street Ny, and other places ware these false Gods   
   > have taken up residence at and having had many worshipers and   
   > followers that made many offerings to them, These gods would in return   
   > give there worshipers something called stock in return but there's   
   > another problem, these false gods have deceived there worshipers until   
   > recently when the following Gods have started to fall, the fallen   
   > False Gods names are as follows: Freddie Mac, Indy Mac, Fanny Mae, The   
   > Lehman brothers, Merrill Lynch,.. managed to have Lynched his   
   > followers/ worshipers ,. with many more on the List that are to   
   > Come,.   
   >   
   >   
   > Unknown to them on wall street one of Olympian did too, this unknown   
   > godling finds the fall of these modern titan like Gods to be very   
   > entertaining and amusing. This new " Godling " thinks its funny too   
   > and says, Bring with it the Death of The False Gods and the Mortals   
   > whom helped them.   
   >   
   >   
   > Story to be Continued later on:   
   >   
   > PS.   
   > come to think of it, over this past week since I've posted this story   
   > the US from what I've heard CNBC "Creamer" we almost ran out of money   
   > for our ATM's kinda funny story to be make fun of our economy, too   
   > many worshiping the false gods of modern man   
   >   
   >   
   > this Olympian god has returned unknown to any of them. ares has been   
   > plotting .. but things aren't turning out the way he wanted them to..   
   > there is another Godling that no one knows of ... he has his plans..   
   > even though this unknown godling may appear to enjoy some of the   
   > things Ares likes, This God goes by the the name of: Uproarious, to   
   > Ares or the Olympians or mortals they would call him the God of:   
   > Uproars, anyways things started a sometime ago, , Ares seen a very   
   > Good Opportunity the day after the Two Towers had fallen at the hands   
   > of some other God that are named: Allah / Mohammad, worshipers, Ares   
   > having not been around since two or three millennium ago, couldn't   
   > believe all the changes that have taken place, at first he thought the   
   > mortals were Gods too, but then he seen that mortals still died the   
   > same as they always had,   
   >   
   > After the Tower Event, Ares was ever so happy to get to see how modern   
   > warfare is, he found books and read up on earths wars over the last   
   > two hundred years, he found world war one interesting, he even made   
   > comments about ww1 and ww2, Ares said: that they must have liked the   
   > first one so much they decided they'd try for a second one "meaning   
   > wwII ",. Ares over the last Seven years or so has been having a good   
   > time, first with a president that stole an election then something of   
   > a surprise of the two towers, then a short war, he even helped get   
   > false information over to this president whom shouldn't have been in   
   > office, that yet started another war,   
   >   
   > Ares was so happy ever since, but unknown to him this other godling   
   > had spotted ares when things started, this godling has been in secret   
   > keeping a low profile until recently, this godling sees things   
   > differently, he sees wall street and other things either as False   
   > God's,. that modern people worship, so this godling has met with ares   
   > already,, but unknown to ares this person is also a Godling like   
   > himself,.   
   >   
   >   
   > Uproarious was over joyed to have found Ares, because Uproarious had   
   > been born a mortal but managed to have gotten ambrosia by secreted   
   > channels that even top secret government officials nor world   
   > government leaders knew every little about to this day,. but that was   
   > many years ago,   
   >   
   > Uproarious thought he was alone until now,.. finding Ares made him   
   > happy again .. he was wondering if there were others, sure he had fun   
   > here.. with the riots and the excitement they'd cause as they   
   > unfolded.. he was thinking of himself and this Ares would have a good   
   > time with things in this modern world as Ares called it.   
   >   
   >   
   > Uproarious had seen Ares was getting bored with this war.. since its   
   > now only an occupation of a country over the atlantic sea, this   
   > godling suggested to Ares to start playing with things, he told Ares   
   > to try greed, Ares did this by having persons Called CEO's at major   
   > banks and Mortgage firms start doing things they shouldn't have been   
   > doing, like changing rules to allow unqualified to qualify, soon   
   > afterwards things were really booming... boy were they booming, this   
   > caused something else to happen, it caused the price of housing to   
   > more then double in a short frame of time,.. in some areas there   
   > market went up four times in value,   
   >   
   > then this unknown godling " Uproarious " started to play with things   
   > Uproarious started using his powers to tinker with other things, he   
   > found yet another organization of false gods called themselves " OPEC   
   > " to cause the price of Oil to go higher and fuel prices, Uproarious   
   > has more of a grander plan then Ares could ever have plotted over,   
   >   
   > Soon Mortals Could no longer afford to pay the offerings " the   
   > Mortgage Companies " to there False Gods they'd been worshiping, now   
   > things are starting to progress now as the Fall of the False Gods   
   > comes and is coming about,. The False Gods notes have plumeted in   
   > values,.. the Temples of the false gods "companys" are topleing all   
   > over one another,.   
   >   
   > Uproarious was at the place ware he lives at, whatching the tv news   
   > about all the false gods blunders "corporate disasters" that have   
   > unfolded, Uproarious said to himself loudly and proudly, as he viewed   
   > CEO's and the corporate Boards been tossed out, flee Insects..   
   > whooahahaha,. Uproarious could feel the force of the uproars that are   
   > yet to come, because of this, the energy was tingleing all overhim by   
   > the execitment yet to come for mortals, he raised his hands up looked   
   > at the palms and fingers.. the power of the gods was weering and   
   > circleing his hands,. Man is this a rush he said,.   
   >   
   >   
   > Then something happens in the room, a flash happends, Uproarious   
   > notices this and looks, Its Ares whom didn't look very happy by the   
   > looks on his face,. for a few moments the two stare at one another,   
   > Ares says, who are you ?... what are you.. ? Uproarious not certin of   
   > what to say to him, Uproarious says, I'm like you.. but unlike you I   
      
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