From: rubyred@newsguy.com   
      
   1. Why did Xena cross the road? To expand the buffer zone around Amphipolis.   
      
   2. Why Gabrielle did cross the road? She was being dragged by Xena.   
      
   3. Why did Velasca cross the road? Gabrielle can't hide from a gawwwdd!   
      
   4. Why did Callisto cross the road? She didn't like the look of those   
   rocks hanging over this side.   
      
   5. Why did Hades cross the road? He's in charge of the other side.   
      
   6. Why did Argo cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.   
      
   7. Why did Aphrodite cross the road? "Exsqueeze me? The sign said, like,   
   bras were 40% off, what did you expect?"   
      
   8. Why did Meg cross the road? Her pimp told her to work the other side.   
      
   9. Why did Julius Caesar cross the road? It was his destiny.   
      
   10. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's Joxer the Mighty!   
      
   --   
   Teresita   
   http://hackylinux.blogspot.com/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)