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   Ruby to All   
   Yoda: Warrior Princess   
   22 Nov 09 13:36:00   
   
   From: rubyred@newsguy.com   
      
   Xena: How stay you so slim eating food of this amount?   
      
   Gabby: Because I walk. You ride the horse.   
      
   Xena: Nice, you must be.   
      
   Gabby: I'm sorry.   
      
   Xena: No, improve or improve not, there is no sorry.   
      
   Gabby: I just wanted to become a great warrior princess like you!   
      
   Xena: A great warrior princess? Oh! Heh heh! Oh! Heh heh. Wars not make one   
   great!   
      
   Gabby: But that's why I left my boring life in Potidaea. I wanted adventure!   
      
   Xena: Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A bard craves not these things!   
      
   Gabby: But even Joxer wants to become a warrior.   
      
   Xena: A long time have I watched Joxer. Always he has looked away, to the   
   skies.   
   Never his eyes on where he was walking? Hmm? What he was doing? Hmmm! Clumsy he   
   is!   
      
   Gabby: Then you're saying we should tell Joxer not to follow us anymore.   
      
   Xena: For many years have I trained bards in the ways of the Horse! Joxer we   
   need not.   
      
   Gabby: I'd hate to be the one to tell Meg.   
      
   Xena: Is Meg stronger than me? No. Easier. Quicker. More seductive.   
      
   Gabby: How did she end up looking exactly like you anyhow?   
      
   Xena: Always in motion, history and mythology and the laws of genetics.   
      
      
   --   
   Teresita   
      
   http://hackylinux.blogspot.com/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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