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|    Yoda: Warrior Princess    |
|    22 Nov 09 13:36:00    |
      From: rubyred@newsguy.com              Xena: How stay you so slim eating food of this amount?              Gabby: Because I walk. You ride the horse.              Xena: Nice, you must be.              Gabby: I'm sorry.              Xena: No, improve or improve not, there is no sorry.              Gabby: I just wanted to become a great warrior princess like you!              Xena: A great warrior princess? Oh! Heh heh! Oh! Heh heh. Wars not make one       great!              Gabby: But that's why I left my boring life in Potidaea. I wanted adventure!              Xena: Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A bard craves not these things!              Gabby: But even Joxer wants to become a warrior.              Xena: A long time have I watched Joxer. Always he has looked away, to the       skies.       Never his eyes on where he was walking? Hmm? What he was doing? Hmmm! Clumsy he       is!              Gabby: Then you're saying we should tell Joxer not to follow us anymore.              Xena: For many years have I trained bards in the ways of the Horse! Joxer we       need not.              Gabby: I'd hate to be the one to tell Meg.              Xena: Is Meg stronger than me? No. Easier. Quicker. More seductive.              Gabby: How did she end up looking exactly like you anyhow?              Xena: Always in motion, history and mythology and the laws of genetics.                     --       Teresita              http://hackylinux.blogspot.com/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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