From: daviderl31@yahoo.com   
      
   "Teresita"  wrote in message   
   news:pan.2009.11.22.03.44.47.791388@newsguy.com...   
   > 1. Why did Xena cross the road? To expand the buffer zone around   
   > Amphipolis.   
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   > 2. Why Gabrielle did cross the road? She was being dragged by Xena.   
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   > 3. Why did Velasca cross the road? Gabrielle can't hide from a gawwwdd!   
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   > 4. Why did Callisto cross the road? She didn't like the look of those   
   > rocks hanging over this side.   
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   > 5. Why did Hades cross the road? He's in charge of the other side.   
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   > 6. Why did Argo cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other   
   > side.   
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   > 7. Why did Aphrodite cross the road? "Exsqueeze me? The sign said, like,   
   > bras were 40% off, what did you expect?"   
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   > 8. Why did Meg cross the road? Her pimp told her to work the other side.   
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   > 9. Why did Julius Caesar cross the road? It was his destiny.   
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   > 10. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's Joxer the Mighty!   
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