From: daviderl31@yahoo.com   
      
   Pretty good.  Now we know why she was so feared!   
      
   "Teresita"  wrote in message   
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   > 1. Xena says, "It was a real nasty bruise, I had to amputate."   
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   > 2. She uses her breast dagger and a turkey baster to take a blood sample.   
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   > 3. Xena says, "Did you sleep well Mr., or should I say, Miss Ruffian?"   
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   > 4. She wraps the blood pressure cuff around your neck.   
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   > 5. Gabrielle says, "Waitaminute Xena, if that is his spleen what's this?"   
   > and   
   > Xena replies, "I *don't* know what it is but pack it in ice anyway."   
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   > 6. Xena says, "Look at it this way, now your highest note is 'Ti.'"   
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   > 7. Xena says, "Whatdja say? Who's on the other bedroll you ask? Actually   
   > that's   
   > also you."   
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   > 8. Xena says, "Accept this sacrifice, Dahok, O Great Lord of Darkness"   
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   > 9. Xena says, "Gabrielle, hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."   
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   > 10. "Hey Gabby, unzip the body parchment on that one, he's still moving."   
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   > 11. Xena says, "I'm sorry, I had to give you a local anaesthetic, can't   
   > get the   
   > imported stuff."   
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   > 12. Gabby says, "Did you know he would look like that afterward Xena?"   
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   > 13. "Gabby, make sure you're getting all this down. It'll make a great   
   > 'ER'   
   > play."   
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   > 14. You've always wanted to give your heart to Xena, but you didn't mean   
   > it   
   > literally.   
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   > 15. You realize that Xena is using you as a live version of a Milton   
   > Bradley   
   > game ("Remove Wrenched Ankle!").   
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   > Teresita   
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