From: daviderl31@yahoo.com   
      
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    balOney!!   
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           Priceless!   
      
   "Teresita"  wrote in message   
   news:hflp3j01bhb@drn.newsguy.com...   
   > 1. The chakram would have been a mood ring.   
   >   
   > 2. "My baloney has a first name, it's J-O-X-E-R."   
   >   
   > 3. Gabrielle would have worn the Avocado Green Tube Top (AGTT).   
   >   
   > 4. Fans would have used character names from the show as their "handles"   
   > on the   
   > CB radio. "Break one nine, this is Ares the God of War, come back?"   
   >   
   > 5. In the musical episode Xena would have sung:   
   >   
   > Oh yes I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain,   
   > Yes, I've paid the price, but look how much I gained,   
   > If I have to I can face anything,   
   > I am strong (strong),   
   > I am invincible (invincible),   
   > I am woman!   
   >   
   > And Gabrielle would have sung back to her,   
   >   
   > Have you never been mellow?   
   > Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you.   
   > Have you never been happy just to hear your song?   
   > Have you never let someone else be strong?"   
   >   
   > 6. Xenites would have collected all the soundtracks on either vinyl or   
   > 8-track.   
   >   
   > 7. The episode with the three naked Gabrielle clones would have started a   
   > nationwide "streaking" craze.   
   >   
   > 8. Callisto would have kept getting buried under pet rocks.   
   >   
   > 9. Gabrielle would have handed out "Whip Invasion Now" buttons as a   
   > peaceful   
   > alternative to killing Romans.   
   >   
   > 10. At the beginning of the show, the faces of all the major characters   
   > would   
   > have gazed at each other from their position within a large blue   
   > tic-tac-toe   
   > grid, while the Xena Theme Song played:   
   >   
   > Here's the story, of a Warrior Princess,   
   > Who expanded her home town's buffer zone   
   > She traversed all the land with Joxer   
   > But somehow she felt so all alone.   
   >   
   > Til this one day when the Princess met her Gabby   
   > And they knew it was much more than a hunch.   
   > That these three must somehow form a family   
   > That's the way they became the Xena Bunch!   
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