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|    Things Which Never Happen on XWP    |
|    18 Dec 09 03:50:29    |
      From: rubyred@newsguy.com              1. A major character dies and stays that way.              2. The trajectory of the chakram becomes indeterminant after the 14th or 15th       bounce.              3. There is a god whose powers do not reside in a sword or helmet or other       easily stolen object.              4. Callisto goes an entire episode without being buried under a pile of rocks.              5. A warlord orders his men to attack X & G all at once, not in single file.              6. There is a number six.              7 A brother or sister of Xena's shows up whom Xena has already mentioned to       Gabrielle.              8. Joxer kills somebody on purpose.              9 There is a cave nearby which Xena has never explored or stashed supplies for       her army in.              10. The inhabitants of Trachus are close to unearthing a supply of ambrosia       which will make gods of everyone who eats it but fortunately the Olympian gods       are able to deal with this problem without Xena's help.                     --       --       Teresita       http://hackylinux.blogspot.com/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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