From: daviderl31@yahoo.com   
      
   "Teresita"  wrote in message   
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   > 1. A major character dies and stays that way.   
   >   
   > 2. The trajectory of the chakram becomes indeterminant after the 14th or   
   > 15th   
   > bounce.   
   >   
   > 3. There is a god whose powers do not reside in a sword or helmet or other   
   > easily stolen object.   
   >   
   > 4. Callisto goes an entire episode without being buried under a pile of   
   > rocks.   
   >   
   > 5. A warlord orders his men to attack X & G all at once, not in single   
   > file.   
   >   
   > 6. There is a number six.   
   >   
   > 7 A brother or sister of Xena's shows up whom Xena has already mentioned   
   > to   
   > Gabrielle.   
   >   
   > 8. Joxer kills somebody on purpose.   
   >   
   > 9 There is a cave nearby which Xena has never explored or stashed supplies   
   > for   
   > her army in.   
   >   
   > 10. The inhabitants of Trachus are close to unearthing a supply of   
   > ambrosia   
   > which will make gods of everyone who eats it but fortunately the Olympian   
   > gods   
   > are able to deal with this problem without Xena's help.   
   >   
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   > Teresita   
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   11.  Ares can't be bothered answering Xena's calls every time she yells out   
   for him.   
      
   12.  Xena never knows when Ares is about to appear.   
      
   13.  Gabrielle is so scared she forgets to scream out for Xena.   
      
   14.  Argo comes to a leisurely stop when Xena wants to make an exciting /   
   threatening entrance.   
      
   15.  Caesar doesn't remember Xena.   
      
   16.   (I'm sure there are a million more of 'em)   
      
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