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|    Lucy's Spartacus    |
|    20 Feb 10 08:14:39    |
      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com               No Lucy bare breastage this week, but Sparty and Crixus rasslin'       around with each other nekkid. And Crixus standing nekkid for Lucretia's new       "best friend" Ilithia's inspection.        Ilithia brought in a priestess to cure Lucretia's infertility. She       had her drink a potion and then gave her a penis-shaped candle and said she       had to have sex before it burned down. Lucretia summoned Crixus while hubby       was away killing the man responsible for his almost assassination (also the       man's family and burning his villa). But Crixus was to fight in the arena       the next day and wasn't ready. Lucretia went to her knees to put him in the       mood but he insisted that sex made a man weak, and not wanting him to       possibly die, she dismissed him (and cried over her lost opportunity to bear       a child).        But Crixus and his slave heartthrob got it on. He told her that sex       could also give (confidence or comfort-don't remember the exact word).        Crixus almost died against the giant, but Spartacus was the one to       behead him using two swords in a scissors-action. (It was two against one).        A few bare breasts seen in the crowd watching the carnage in the       arena.                     --       David E.       http://daviderl31.blogspot.com/       http://daviderl.com/LucyLawless.html              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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