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   David Milligan to All   
   Lucy's Spartacus   
   20 Feb 10 08:14:39   
   
   From: daviderl31@yahoo.com   
      
           No Lucy bare breastage this week, but Sparty and Crixus rasslin'   
   around with each other nekkid. And Crixus standing nekkid for Lucretia's new   
   "best friend" Ilithia's inspection.   
           Ilithia brought in a priestess to cure Lucretia's infertility. She   
   had her drink a potion and then gave her a penis-shaped candle and said she   
   had to have sex before it burned down. Lucretia summoned Crixus while hubby   
   was away killing the man responsible for his almost assassination (also the   
   man's family and burning his villa). But Crixus was to fight in the arena   
   the next day and wasn't ready. Lucretia went to her knees to put him  in the   
   mood but he insisted that sex made a man weak, and not wanting him to   
   possibly die, she dismissed him (and cried over her lost opportunity to bear   
   a child).   
           But Crixus and his slave heartthrob got it on. He told her that sex   
   could also give (confidence or comfort-don't remember the exact word).   
           Crixus almost died against the giant, but Spartacus was the one to   
   behead him using two swords in a scissors-action. (It was two against one).   
           A few bare breasts seen in the crowd watching the carnage in the   
   arena.   
      
      
   --   
   David E.   
   http://daviderl31.blogspot.com/   
   http://daviderl.com/LucyLawless.html   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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