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|    02 May 14 19:24:01    |
      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com               Cradle of Hope              First Air date: Sep. 25, 1995              The story starts out with a Seer or Prophetess foretelling that a child will       have King Gregor's throne. And his advisor, Nemos, who obviously is the bad       guy here, wants the baby dead. (I'm not sure what his motive is, to some       day takeover the throne himself most likely.) And the baby is put into a       basket and sent downstream. (That seems SO familiar, somehow.)              Of course the baby is found by Xena and Gabrielle (who is still in peasant       garb, but different ones. I suppose Gabrielle would have more than one set       of clothes, but these must be her back-up, older, nearly worn out ones,       because they sure looked like they've seen better days). Gabrielle wants to       name the baby Gabriel, or Xenos (as an afterthought).              They come across a mob trying to hang a woman from horseback. It turns out       she is Pandora, granddaughter of the original Pandora. (And why were they       trying to hang her? No explanation that I heard.) And she has the infamous       Box.              They go to a tavern to find milk for the baby, and while there, they are       accosted by the evil Nemos and his men. Xena's only weapon is a mouth full       of wine and a torch, to spit fire at the soldiers. After the ensuing fight,       Nemos runs off with the Box, leaving Pandora holding the baby. Apparently       he knows who both are – Xena and Pandora, and warns King Gregor about them.              Meanwhile, Xena uses the Pinch on the tavern owner, telling him he has less       than a minute to live. (Maybe it takes longer than twenty seconds for portly       men to die.)              Xena has a meeting with the king while Gabrielle is able to find Ophelia,       the woman who set the baby adrift. According to Gabrielle, Xena fights and       she talks.              Xena goes to the Quarter Moon Festival (Hey, any excuse for a festival,       right?) as a dancer in Ophelia's place (wearing Ophelia's costume, we       assume). Naturally, Nemos wants Xena for the night and has her taken to his       room. (Can you blame him? Xena was SMOKIN' !! She can dance for me anytime!)       She knocks him out so she can search the king's room for the Box. She knocks       HIM out while he's talking to his dead son. She steals the box and dives out       of a window as Nemos starts to take it from her. She give the Box to Pandora       and takes the baby and puts him in Gregor's son's crib (how EASY it must be       to just come and go in the palace). But runs away with the baby when Nemos       and his loyal guards want the baby to kill. (I STILL don't know what the       motivation is to kill the baby.)              Outside the palace, Xena has a fun time fighting the soldiers while she and       Gabrielle play Toss the Baby. (And why were the soldiers and townspeople       also fighting each other?) Xena kills Nemos. And all his soldiers run away.              Gregor decides to keep the baby as his own, and tells Pandora he needs her       help taking care of the baby. (He could do worse, Pandora's a BABE!) And       Xena asks that they name the baby Gabriel. (As if Gabrielle would ever       know!)              Xena finds Gabrielle with the box, and as they are leaving, Gabrielle       accidentally knocks the box off its pedestal. It opens up and is empty, much       to Gabrielle's surprise. (Maybe it's because Hope escaped in the blink of an       eye. And maybe it was invisible to begin with.) But Xena says, "We all carry       hope around inside of us."               End of episode.              It wasn't too bad. It had two plots moving along at the same time – Pandora       trying to keep the Box safe, and an abandoned baby that King Gregor (at the       urging of Nemos) may have to have killed.              I don't think it was as good as 'Dreamworker' though. It seems like this       had quite a bit of comedy in it – Gabrielle's comments about naming the       baby, Xena asking Gabrielle if she's holding the baby wrong when he won't       stop crying, Xena waving off the growling dog, the Baby Toss fight (even the       fight music wasn't the one we usually hear. It had a lighter, bouncier       tune), as compared to 'Dreamworker.'              Xena is still carrying her sword on her hip. No breast knife this episode.       And no Gabrielle yelling out "XENA!" Ah, well, maybe next time.              One last thing – All the BLUE EYES! Xena, Pandora, Nemos, and maybe Gregor.       Just the luck of casting, I suppose.              On a scale of 1 – 10, I would give this a 6.              http://daviderl.com/LucyLawless.html .       http://daviderl31.blogspot.com/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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