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|    S1, E3 - Dreamworker    |
|    01 Sep 18 22:19:23    |
      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com              1-03 Dreamworker              First air date Sep 18, 1995                      Once again it seems like Gabrielle is going to be the comedy relief as       she taunts and battles a tree stump with Xena's sword. She wants Xena to       teach her to fight. And she has a point. Traveling with someone like Xena IS       dangerous and she SHOULD be able to defend herself. But Xena gives her four       rules of survival:        1. If you can run, run.        2. If you can't run, surrender, then run.        3. If you're outnumbered, let them fight each other, and then run.        4. Talk your way out of it.               And she says that once you kill . . . everything changes. An ominous       warning if I ever heard one.               Almost immediately they are accosted by a band of ne'er-do-wells, and       Xena has to fight (and kills one of them). When Gabrielle picks up Xena's       sword (and gives a weak version of Xena' battle cry), she becomes a target       for two of the bad guys, so she throws the sword down, and Xena dispatches       the thugs.               So much for the teaser.               While Xena is shopping for a sharpening stone and oil, Gabrielle goes       into a weapons shop, looking at swords. She ends up buying a breast knife.       She struts up to Xena, her chest thrown out either to show off her new-found       'confidence' or just to keep it from falling through, which it does anyway.       And of course Xena keeps it for herself.               The town is attacked and while Xena, again, fights off the bad guys,       Gabrielle is abducted by the followers of Morpheus, the God of Sleep/Dreams,       to be his new bride.               Xena goes to the blind Elton, an ex-mystic, to find out how to get       Gabrielle back. He puts her into a trance so she can enter a Dream Passage.       Many of her victims appeared, trying to get her to kill them once more. But       Xena was too smart, knowing that is exactly what Morpheus wanted (but I       don't know what that would have accomplished). But why was she wearing the       purple kimono-like thing? As a warrior looking to free Gabrielle, she would       be better off wearing her armor and weapons, I would think. And it WAS her       dreamscape.               Gabrielle is held prisoner in a cell, and dressed in some very fancy       duds. And she certainly looks better than in her peasant garb. In fact, she       borders on beautiful. Very nice eye candy.               And Gabrielle has her first challenge – she has to defeat (kill) two men       or die trying. But she remembers what Xena said about getting her enemies to       fight each other. She manages to get them to stab each other.               Xena and Gabrielle meet in Gabrielle's dream. Xena tells Gabrielle to       tell her something she (Xena) doesn't know about Gabrielle just in case it       is a trick of Morpheus'. Gabrielle says that she was born with six toes.              Xena then warns her that if she loses her blood innocence she will be       sacrificed to Morpheus. Gabrielle wakes up and tries to buy Xena time to       free her, but is told by Manus that his men are looking for Xena's body, so       the longer Gabrielle stalls the better the chance that they will find and       kill Xena.               Gabrielle's second challenge is to defeat three men at once. She gets       them fighting among themselves over who is the better fighter. Two kill each       other, and the third one is killed when a dagger that was thrown and was       stuck in the cave wall is blown out of the wall by some kind of (volcanic?)       pressure behind the wall. Which I though was kind of cheesy. Having the guy       trip and fall into the chasm in his rush to attack Gabrielle would have been       better, and kind of funny.               During Gabrielle's third challenge, Xena meets her dark self, in warrior       dress, and has to fight herself. Xena realizes that her dark side is still a       part of her, and is the part that gave her the battle skills. But she also       learns that those skills can be used for good as well as evil. This is the       key she needs to break through a door into where Gabrielle is about to kill       or die.              Xena fights and defeats Manus' men (and in the process Gabrielle yells out       "XENA!" twice, and "XENA! HURRY!" once). And she uses the breast knife she       got from Gabrielle to kill the last attacker.               The story ends with Gabrielle saying she could have killed; it was in       her. Xena says it's in everyone, but she (Gabrielle) didn't kill.              There is a thing about Xena throwing a stone into the lake to demonstrate       that even after the ripples die down, the lake is forever changed, the lake       being Xena, the ripples are her dark past, and the now-calm lake was the       present day Xena.                      All in all, a very good episode. We got to see a lot more of Gabrielle       than in the previous episode. I guess, because the story was half about       Gabrielle not losing her blood innocence, and half about Xena facing her       dark past.               Not really too much to pick at. I already mentioned the kimono. It was       odd to see Gabrielle wielding a sword, several times, in fact. She broke       the point off a spear to use the staff to help her against the three men       (even if she only used it to vault across the chasm. A preview of things to       come?).               And when Xena's victims starting telling her their names -- since       Xena never knew the names when she killed them, how was it she knew them in       her Dreamscape?               Maybe it's just my perception, but I think that Xena is starting to       look at Gabrielle as something more than just a useless tag-along. And not       just as a new friend, either, but as someone who can think on her feet when       things get rough, and has a backbone as well. And as someone she was       willing to risk her soul and her life to save.               On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this one an 8. I really enjoyed it. And I       hope the subsequent episodes are as good.              David              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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