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      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com              4-06 Tale Of Two Muses               First air date Nov 22, 1996.               The episode starts with Xena and Gabrielle walking though the desert.       Gabrielle is reading a poem about the heat, and is complaining about how       hard traveling is on her shoes.               Cut to a village. It is night, and a young woman starts dancing. She is       joined by a young man. Others are watching or playing instruments (we hear       music). Suddenly a man, Istafan, grabs the girl by the shoulders and says       she broke the goddess' law and must be punished. The young woman is Tara       (from episode 3-14 "Forgiven")               It is daylight and Tara is tied to a post, her back is exposed and       Istafan says she must be given ten lashes with a whip. Xena and Gabrielle       walk up just then, and they fight off the town militia to keep the girl from       being whipped. When the fighting is over they see it's Tara.               Istafan tells X&G Tara committed an insidious crime. Just as Gabrielle       is berating Tara, Istafan says her crime is that she danced.               Xena tells Istafan that they are leaving. A man, Telamon, convinces       Istafan that banishment is punishment enough. Tara says goodbye to Telamon       and Andros, the young man she was dancing with when she got caught.               Outside of town Tara explains that dancing was banned when a fire       ravaged the town after a big dance. She intends to sneak back into town       because she is on a mission to change things so they can dance. Xena tells       her they will go back with her.               In town Istafan is quoting the Muse Calliope that no one will dance.       Xena says she agrees with him, and that Tara is there to apologize and she       and Gabrielle will stay a few days to make sure Tara behaves herself.               That night Gabrielle and Xena bed down in Telemon's store. Gabrielle       says that since she heard dancing isn't allowed, it's all she wants to do.               The next morning Gabrielle takes her boots to a shoe repair man and       tells him to make sure her boots will last. Since she is barefooted, he       gives her goofy looking loaner boots with a curled up toes.               The town is gathered for the arrival of Philipon the Reformer, who turns       out to be Autolycus, who Xena sent a carrier pigeon to. They have a plan.       When he finds out there is no monetary reward, he balks until he talks to       Istafan and realizes he is a horses' ass when he makes fun of the king of       thieves, then he decides to go along with the plan.               Philipon starts preaching to the crowd about the evils of music, which       leads to dancing. Then he adds painting and flashy embroidery as sins also.       The crowd is caught up in the sermon, except for Telemon, who leaves.               The next day Telemon tells Xena that his son moved to Athens and Andros       is all he has left.               Philipon and Istafan come into Telemon's butcher shop. And when Philipon       sees a painting of a village with twin hills and a tower he proclaims the       painting as obscene and has to be destroyed. Andros defends his father's       painting.               It is dark again and Tara begins dancing to a song. Andros joins her.       When the dance is over he says he is leaving for Athens and wants Tara to go       with him.               Later Telemon tells Xena that Andros and Tara have gone. Xena finds them       and scolds them about running away instead of standing and fighting for what       they believe in.               Gabrielle has her boots back and the shoe repairman put iron on the       soles. She likes the tapping sound they make.               Philipon tells Istafan that military training by Xena is what the       children of the town need. Istafan mentions the election the next day for       magistrate of the town.               Xena and Gabrielle arrive, then Tara and the children march to the       platform. Xena shows them martial arts moves using the staff. They all join       in the exercises. Xena tells Istafan that she works better without an       audience. Istafan tells everyone to leave.               Then Xena and Gabrielle start showing the children dance steps.               Later that day Xena tells Istafan the training went well and the next       day she will show them hand-to-hand killing techniques. Telemon says he       doesn't want his son to learn to kill and he is running against Istafan as       town magistrate to make changes.               The next day Telemon and Istafan are to make election speeches. Someone       fires a arrow at Philipon and Xena saves him. Istafan says it's because of       dissention. Xena accuses Licinius, Istafan's right hand man.               Xena brings the children of the town out and they all begin dancing.       Istafan wants them arrested, but suddenly Philipon has 'seen the light' and       starts dancing with Xena. The rest of the town joins in.               The episode ends with a Xena and Gabrielle laughing and hugging each       other.              ……………….               A lite episode after the drama of last week's good day of fighting when       thousands of men were killed. I liked most of this episode better than I       thought I would.               Like all non-dramatic eps it's hard to find anything to criticize since       any 'bloopers' were most likely done on purpose. So I will just mention a       few things I noticed ---               "A Tale of Two Muses" – Calliope and ???????? Who was the second Muse?              (BTW Calliope was the eldest of the nine Muses and the Muse of eloquence and       epic or heroic poetry. So what does she have to do with dancing? Polyhymnia       was the Muse of dance and music.)               I liked Tara much more than I did the first time around. Of course, by       this time Roswell was airing so I knew who Shiri was.               Gabrielle had some really good moves, as did Tara.               I don't usually pay too much attention to the background music, but I       this time I was aware of all of it, and I especially liked the song Tara and       Andros were dancing to – 'Let the Spirit Move Me.'               Philipon's (Auto's) southern evangelist persona was a bit over the top,       but it was kind of clever.               Liked the group training led by Xena with the staff when the villagers       were watching.               Lots of different styles of dancing it seemed, but the 'Riverdance'       Gabrielle was doing is the most recognizable. I wonder if they were Renee's       feet we were watching? Probably not, otherwise we would have seen the feet       connected to the rest of her.               I guess Gabrielle got the very first pair of tap shoes ever made.               The toilet flush and Xena zipping up her --- undies? That could have       been left out.               The Interview clip was with Rob Tapert and Michael Hurst, who directed       the episode (I like Michael SO much better than Iolaus!). The entire episode              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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