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|    S4 E19 Takes One to Know One (1/2)    |
|    15 Jan 19 18:11:40    |
      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com               4.19 Takes One to Know One              First airing was on April 26, 1999.              The story starts out on a dark and stormy night. Xena rides into a town,       then goes into a darkened room (of a tavern). She hears a noise, pulls her       sword and grabs someone. It's Joxer. Then Cyrene, Lila, and Minya come out.       It is a surprise birthday party for Gabrielle. Xena says her birthday isn't       until tomorrow. Joxer says that's the surprise. Xena then pulls back the       hood of someone sitting at a table, it's Autolycus. At another table is a       blond woman who doesn't look too happy. They are in Cyrene's tavern in       Amphipolis.              Cyrene and Xena go upstairs for the night. Later Xena gets up to close the       shutters as the storm worsens. She sees a woman going somewhere in the       storm. She hears a noise and goes to Cyrene's room to check on her. Cyrene       isn't there.              Xena breaks down the door of the blond woman and sees her lying dead with a       dagger sticking out of her chest. Some half naked man is there and tries to       attack Xena. Just as she is about to beat him up, a feisty woman appears and       introduces herself as Discord and says Ares has made her the Goddess of       Retribution. She gives Xena until sunrise to find the killer, or she'll       take one of Xena's friends.              Everyone is gathered in the dead woman's room and they start going through       her things to try to find out who she is. They find chains and manacles and       wanted posters. Cyrene says she's a bounty hunter. Xena takes Cyrene aside       and wants to know if she killed her to protect Xena. She says no.              Autolycus says her name is Ravenica. They find a wanted poster of Xena       offering 200 dinars. Minya says she knows that Ravenica cuts the tendons of       the horses of her bounties to slow them down. Joxer accuses Minya of the       murder.              Gabrielle then runs in and says a bounty hunter is after Xena, then sees her       on the floor and thinks Xena got to her first. Xena says she didn't kill       Ravenica.              In the kitchen Autolycus accuses Cyrene of the murder to protect Xena. He       then tries to leave but when he opens the door is flung backward into the       room. Discord appears with more naked men and starts to shoot Cyrene with a       bow and arrow. Xena uses her Chakram to deflect the arrow. Xena reminds her       they have until sunrise.              They find a locked pouch of Ravenica's. When it's opened they find rocks.       Gabrielle finds Autolycus' pouch on the kitchen floor with the diamonds. He       admits he stole them.              Xena says there is a bounty scroll missing, and whoever took it repacked       Ravenica's saddle bags with the chains on top of the fruit. And someone was       wearing lavender perfume, but a bounty hunter would never do that. Only Lila       wears lavender. Joxer defends her. Gabrielle tells Xena she can't suspect       Lila but Xena says she suspects everyone.              Back in Ravenica's room Gabrielle finds a long stick but there is no       fireplace or stove, and doesn't know what it means. Xena finds an extra       candle on the floor. Autolycus says the door was locked on the inside.       Gabrielle checks the window and says no one came in through it.              Minya confesses the dagger is hers. Xena tells them the knife was a half a       hand below Ravenica's heart and it didn't kill her.              Gabrielle confesses to killing Ravenica. She says she ran into her two days       before and she put Joxer's gravy recipe into her water bag. She must have       been allergic to it and it killed her. Discord appears to kill Gabrielle but       Xena tells her Ravenica never drank the water, and once again tells her she       has until sunrise. Discord makes the sand in a magic hourglass to be halved,       and their time is cut in half. She says next time she will take everyone.              Xena demands straight answers. She then grabs a bit of parchment from Joxer.       He says he got a love note with lavender on it from Lila and was writing her       a note to let her down. Ravenica grabbed him from behind thinking he was       Jett. And then tore the note in half and told him not to get in her way.       Joxer says he sneaked into her room and found a bounty scroll on Jett and       took it. He heard her coming and dived out of the window where Argo is in a       stall. He says he heard her with Autolycus.              Autolycus says he knew her and was trying to talk her out of going after       Xena. When Xena asks if he did that for him, he confesses, and Discord       reappears with more men. Xena tells her that Ares wouldn't like it if she       let the real killer get away, and she disappears again.              Minya says she and Lila conspired to help Xena. While Minya was pretending       to talk to Lila to fool Cyrene, Lila took Minya's knife and was going to       free Ravenica's horse, but she found Lila with her horse and took away the       knife. Minya went into Ravenica's room with an extra candle pretending to be       a man to distract her from Lila, but she was found out, dropped the candle       and ran away.              Discord appears when the sand runs out had has a dozen men with her. They       attack. Gabrielle hustles Lila and Cyrene into the kitchen. Xena, Autolycus,       Joxer and Minya fight Discord's men. Xena sees the candle chandelier       swinging and calls a halt to the fighting. She tells Discord she knows what       happened and if she doesn’t agree she can take Xena, which will score points       with Ares.              They go into Ravenica's room. She demonstrates that Ravenica leaned out of       the window to cut Argos' tendons. But she has an instinct for danger and       kicked Ravenica back into the room and the window locked itself.. The knife       hit her in the chest but didn't kill her, but when the swinging chandelier       hit her in the head, she fell on her chest and drove the knife in up to its       hilt.              Discord is angry saying she can't take a horse, then disappears.              Autolycus offers to help Cyrene clean up. They find a diamond or two and he       says it isn't his. Xena apologizes to her for suspecting her. Cyrene says       any mother who loves her child would kill to protect it.              While Xena and Gabrielle are talking everyone brings out a birthday cake and       sing to her as she blows out the candles.              …………….              A murder mystery. A dark and stormy whodunit.              And it wasn't too bad. Although I never did figure out how Xena knew what       happened just from seeing the chandelier swinging, and in the middle of a       fight, to boot.              Wasn't too much to complain about, but here are a few observations –              No explanation why Xena and Gabrielle weren't traveling together.              Minya is still kicking butt.              I took me a while, using the pause and the step forward on the final scene,              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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