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|    S5 E13 Eternal Bonds (1/2)    |
|    01 Feb 19 18:57:30    |
      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com               5.13 Eternal Bonds              First air date was Feb 7, 2000 [19 years ago minus a week]              The story starts out with Xena and Gabrielle riding hard across a desert       trying to avoid lighting bolts from Zeus. Then they are chased by a tornado.       A figure in a dark hooded robe points in a direction. They ride that way       into some woods with the lighting bolts and tornado chasing them. The come       to a cave, dismount and go inside.              Gabrielle says the gods are scared and are fighting for their lives. They       hear a noise from the back of the cave. It is Joxer and he has brought three       friends – Magi who have come with gifts for Eve. One gives a bowl of grain       the second gives fruit, and the third, a woman, offers an urn of laurel       oil. Xena knows the laurel is sacred to Artemis and kicks the urn away. The       three Magi say the child must die and they attack. Gabrielle knocks one of       them out, Xena kills two of them. Joxer is cut on the arm.              Xena asks Gabrielle to take Joxer outside and clean his wound. Xena says she       smells a rat, and Ares appears. He says he was the one who led them to the       safety of the cave. She says right into the hands of assassins. He says he       knew she could take them. From their amulets they agree the Magi came from       the temples of Artemis, Poseidon and Apollo.              Xena is concerned that Joxer may have been cut by the poisoned sword of       Apollo's priest. She runs out and tells Gabrielle to take Joxer to the       mandrake tree at the north end of the valley where the antidote is, and       she'll meet them there. Gabrielle and Joxer have been arguing about Joxer       rushing to help Gabrielle, but mostly he just gets in her way.              In a temple, a priestess cuts out a man's heart and it is covered with       worms. She and the other priests know their Magi failed and they will have       to send their armies to kill Xena and Eve.              Gabrielle and Joxer leave on Gabrielle's horse and Argo. Later, Gabrielle is       not sure which way to go. Gabrielle sees a red line going up Joxer's arm -       the poison is going to his heart.              Xena is alone in the woods nursing Eve, and singing to her. Then she hears       soldiers sneaking up on her. She fights them off. Eve gets a spot of blood       on her. Ares appears and says it's baptism by blood. He says he's there to       help because he is dying and wants to fight along side her, and he admits he       loves her. She says he's lying.              Gabrielle and Joxer are taking a rest break. She says the poison is not       spreading. She apologizes to him for being so short tempered and admits she       can be a real bitch sometimes. Joxer agrees without coming right out and       saying so.              Xena and Eve are resting for the night. Ares appears and wants to make       amends. He wants her back like before. And wants her to forgive him. A       soldier tries to kill Eve. Xena has a rope rigged to pull Eve up out of       harm's way, and Ares throws a fireball at the assassin. Ares and Xena get       closer and closer to each other and they kiss.              Xena suddenly wakes up from a dream/nightmare.              Gabrielle has a hard time waking Joxer up the next morning. The poison's       worse. They are on horseback again when they are stopped by the female       warriors of Artemis. Before they can be killed by them Gabrielle says they       are on the way to Artemis' temple to pray to her. Joxer says she was injured       by Xena. The women split up, going east, and west, and a couple to take       Gabrielle and Joxer to the temple.              Xena is hacking her way through some underbrush and talking to Eve about not       being able to trust dreams or visions or prophesies. And she is having       erotic flashbacks to her dream.              Joxer falls off his horse. Gabrielle goes back to a pond to fill their water       skins. She has to hide from more soldiers. Xena arrives at the mandrake tree       but Gabrielle and Joxer aren't there. She climbs the tree to look around.       She sees the armies approaching. Ares appears and says he is willing to       fight beside her, to be a father to Eve, and to a child of their own. Xena       realizes he wants an heir since he is supposed to be dying. He says he will       make all the problems with the gods disappear. She refuses. He asks even if       it means Joxer's life, or Gabrielle's, or Eve's. Xena doesn't answer.              Joxer has hidden in a hollow log. He tells Gabrielle to go get the       resin/antidote to the poison, but she refuses to leave and says Xena will       find them. He reminds her they are far off the trail.              Xena is looking for them and spots one of Gabrielle's scrolls in the air,       flying like a kite.              Joxer is worse and Gabrielle cradles him. He wants to know why she doesn't       love him. She say she does, but not like he wants her to.              Xena finds them, but all three armies attack. The soldiers are frozen and       Ares appears and once again tells Xena he can make it stop if she will give       him a child. She refuses and he lets the armies attack. Xena and Gabrielle       fight them. Xena is using a spear as a battle staff. Xena ties Eve to a rope       and throws it over a tree limb while she fights. Gabrielle is fighting with       a sword and then with a shield.              Ares gets Eve and brings her down. Xena is facing him waiting to see if he       starts to kill her, or not. He doesn't and disappears. The priestess of       Artemis shoots an arrow at Eve, but Xena throws her Chakram. It splits the       arrow into two pieces, killing two warriors, and continues onto kill the       woman. Eventually enough of the solders are beaten and they run off.              Xena gives the resin to Joxer and he gets better in a hurry.              They are walking away and Joxer tells Gabrielle he knows she only loves him       as a friend but he will always love her more than that.              Xena wonders if it is wrong to expose Eve to all the violence and bloodshed.       Gabrielle say yes, but sometimes it's their only resort. Xena says maybe the       greater wrong is to never fight. And it doesn't matter where they make a       stand just as long as they make one.              ………………………..              Another pretty good episode.              Loved the erotic flashbacks and the looks on Xena's face as she was       remembering them. Maybe she feels more for Ares than she wants to admit?? I       also noticed in her dreams, she is wearing her old leathers and breastplate.              Some pretty good fight scenes. Gabrielle isn't just using her sais, but       whatever she can. Wicked looking sword. Xena fighting with a baby hanging       from a rope has been done before, but it slows down the action.              Gabrielle finally admits she loves Joxer, but not like he loves her, which I       think we all knew.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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