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|    s5 e14 amphilipolis under siege (1/2)    |
|    03 Feb 19 08:23:49    |
      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com               5-14 Amphipolis Under Siege                     First air date was Feb 14, 2000.       [19 years ago]              The episode starts with semi-soldiers guarding a road. A woman warrior       dressed in silver comes out of the woods. She says she has no money for the       toll. Then a handful or more like her come out and shoot arrows at the men.       One gets hit in the shoulder. Xena's Chakram breaks the other arrows. She       flips and lands between the archers and men and deflects arrows with her       Chakram. Gabrielle is holding Eve behind a tree out of danger. Xena and the       leader face off and they sword fight some. Xena's sword cuts her cheek. She       whistles and all the women warriors run off.              Xena thinks it's Ares doing it. He appears and hints it's another god. Xena       pulls the arrow from the man's shoulder and realizes it’s Athena.              The woman warrior, Ilanius (or Elanius), is on horseback with Athena. Athena       heals her wound, and says she will kill Eve for Zeus.               Xena and Gabrielle arrive in Amphipolis and lets Cyrene hold Eve, then       hustle them to safety.               Athena and Ilanius are looking at a model of Amphipolis. Ares appears       and notices that Athena has legions from Rome, Cleopatra's Royal Guard,       knights from Britannia, and her own elite archers. Athena asks why he is       there. He says his survival is also at stake. Athena reminds him of rumors       about him offering to protect Xena if she'll give him a child, and Ilanius       mentions that she refused. Athena says the people of Amphipolis are loyal to       her and will give up Eve.               Xena is telling the people of Amphipolis that she doesn't want to bring       the army down on them, but won't sacrifice her child. Athena appears and       asks the people that if they are eager to die for Eve. Cyrene starts       singing and the rest of them join in. Athena says she protected them over       the years and this is how they repay her. And they have chosen their fate.               The armies approach. The towns folk are in trenches. Gabrielle yells       'fire!' and barrels of a flammable liquid are thrown with catapults onto the       soldiers. Then the townies attack the soldiers. Gabrielle is using a staff       or large spear.               Athena is suspicious of the attack and suspects Xena has some kind of       plan.               Xena and townies are in tunnels that will lead them behind the soldiers.       But Ilanius and soldiers are blocking their way. They ignite Greek fire and       everyone runs away. Xena knocks down a tunnel support to block the way and       the explosion goes up and stops the battle. Gabrielle, now using a sword,       has the survivors fall back to the trenches.               Gabrielle tells Xena that if she puts on captured armor, Xena and Eve       can escape after dark and Athena will stop the attack. Xena disagrees.       Suddenly arrows rain down on everyone as the archers shoot volley after       volley. Ilanuis starts to shoot a little girl. Xena flips through the air       and catches the arrow. Ilanius laughs and they withdraw.               Inside a makeshift hospital, Athena appears to Xena, no one else can see       her. Xena says she was the only god she respected. Athena says she has no       choice, the Fates decreed it. Xena argues that warriors make their own fate.       She offers to fight Athena with no tricks or god-like powers to settle it       but Athena refuses. Athena says she poisoned the water and asks what will       she give them when they are dying of thirst – love?               Xena goes into Ares' temple and calls him out. He says she's losing       because she's fighting the goddess of wisdom and warfare. Xena offers to       give Ares the child he wants if he'll side with her against Athena. If he'll       help her, she is his. She kisses him, but he jerks back because he doesn't       trust her. He says she's always coming with some way to mess with his head.               A pig farmer is complaining about not being a soldier and all he knows       about Eli is that Ares killed him. Gabrielle grabs him, then berates       everyone, saying they are not just fighting for Eve, but for all of their       children. She calls out for Ares. She says she knows Xena made him an offer       but if he accepts, she'll never love him, but she has never said anything       she doesn't mean. He disappears with a thoughtful look on his face.               Ares goes back to Athena's camp. He says maybe he can convince Xena to       leave with Eve. And he mentions that maybe the prophecy is self-fulfilling –       what can Xena's baby really do to them? Athena says Zeus is already dead,       and there will be no compromise.               Ares goes back to his temple and finds Xena's armor on the floor. She is       on a sofa wrapped in a skin, offering herself to him. She throws him down on       the sofa, lies on top of him and they start kissing. She stops and asks if       he hears something, he says he didn't. An explosion breaks open part of a       wall and Cyrene with Eve sees them there. Xena says it isn't what it looks       like. Ares says yes it is. Cyrene says Gabrielle has started an attack on       Athena's army. Xena gets dress to go help.               Athena and Ilanius are watching the battle. Athena tells her to put an       arrow into Gabrielle, who is using a long-handled croquet mallet to fight       with. Suddenly they see Xena walking into the battle carrying Eve.               Xena says she is giving up Eve to save the people and for Athena to pull       back her army. Xena puts Eve on the ground and Athena draws her sword to       kill her. But Ares appears in front of her, stopping her. Xena yells to       Gabrielle who yells for more of the townies to attack. Ares and Athena sword       fight. Xena and Ilanius sword fight. The townies and Gabrielle fight the       soldiers.               Xena stabs Ilanius and she dies in Athena's arms, since her wound was       beyond Athena's healing powers. As she dies, Athena tells Ares to take a       good look because they're next. And she and Ilanius disappear.               Ares expects Xena to keep her bargain. She refuses because Ares saved a       doll, not Eve. He asks if she didn't feel anything in the temple. She says       she felt nothing. After he disappears she confesses she felt something.               Xena and Gabrielle, explain to Cyrene they had everything planned out.               As they are walking away Gabrielle asks if Xena really felt something.       Xena says she didn't say that, but maybe felt a little something.              ………………………….              Xena is back in her original leathers and armor.              And another good episode. Lots of good action, some good lines, and Xena       messing with Ares' head – again. But it's another episode I remembered       nothing about, so it wqas like a brand new one to me.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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