From: daviderl31@yahoo.com   
      
                           THE   LAST   SCROLL   
      
           [ "Listen to My Story About Gabrielle" ]   
      
           This, obviously, was not the last, the final, scroll Gabrielle   
   wrote. She and Xena traveled together for several more years before that   
   most unfortunate trip to Japan. I suppose it could be called "The Lost   
   Scroll" since, until recently, it was lost to history. But because it  is   
   the last one to be found, so far, I have decided to call it "The Last   
   Scroll."   
      
           When Xena and Gabrielle were trying to find the Mystic Diamond that   
   Aphrodite wanted for her own, Aphrodite put a spell on Xena to make her   
   obsessed with fishing, hoping she would forget about the diamond. She also   
   put a spell on Gabrielle to make her obsessed with herself, for the same   
   reason. (And she put one on Joxer as well, which we won't mention – again –   
   ever!)   
      
           But unbeknownst to Xena, Gabrielle had written many verses touting   
   her Unique Specialness. And just as she was beginning to recite them all,   
   Xena shushed her.   
      
           Here, now, are those verses.   
      
       Well, listen to my story about Gabrielle   
       A cute little gal that’s lookin’ really swell   
       Perfect hair, such a lovely lass   
       Nice round breasts and a firm young ass   
      
       There is so much to say about Gabrielle   
       Many, many things needed to tell   
       I'm quite a beautiful sight, you see   
       Just by being me, Me,  ME!   
      
       Everyone wants more of Gabrielle   
       "We can't get enough", they all yell   
       How very wonderful it would be   
       If there were three, yes, three of me   
      
       So much talent has Gabrielle   
       Way too much to want to sell   
       And  never, ever would it be lewd   
       If we three  danced in the nude   
      
       So many skills has Gabrielle.   
       Even the future she can foretell   
       So many men will fall at my feet   
       And even some women. How sweet!   
      
       All of the gods love Gabrielle   
       They say, ''On Mt Olympus you should dwell''   
       But I would never leave my worshippers behind   
       Though they are dirty, smelly and unrefined.   
      
       No flower can  compete with Gabrielle   
       Not with its beauty and not with its smell   
       My skin and hair are wonders to behold.   
       Worth so much more than silver and gold   
      
       You don't need to bow  to Gabrielle   
       Not when greeting her and not in farewell   
       Everyone's the same through and through   
       Just not as wonderful  as You-Know-Who   
      
       But there is so much more to Gabrielle   
       More than the body you love so well   
       When I walk by, no one can think   
       It's plain their sanity is on the brink   
      
       So now you know  of  Gabrielle   
       With verse after verse you'll often retell   
       But there's one last thing before it's too late   
       You should call me  'Gabrielle the Great'!   
      
      
      
   David   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)