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      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com               THE XENA SCROLLS ARCHIVE              Xena Scroll Pouch #2                     Dispatches from the Xena Restoration Society team that translated the Xena       Scrolls       (as edited by Robert Mellette)                            Pouch 2: X.R.S. Correspondence              Date: April 1, 994       To: XRS       From: Costantakos       Re: CRADLE OF HOPE (Scroll #805-01-76906)              I've just completed the translation of the scroll I call "Cradle of Hope." I       will distribute it to you via the usual channels for review.              It seems here that our mysterious author is creating new mythic figures.       There are references here to Pandora's granddaughter. I'm not sure I like       him tampering with the established myths.              Evan              ******************Message Separator******************              Date: April 10, 1994       To: XRS       From: Janice Covington       Re: RE: CRADLE OF HOPE (Scroll #805-01-76906)              Evan--              "Established myths"!?! Are you crazy? You know as well as I do that the Xena       Scrolls date back to about the time Herodotus claimed Homer was writing.       Unstuff your shirt Evan. Xena IS a character of the "established myths",       until now.              Enough said--so onto your translation:              In your own classical way, I think you've found the voice of the Xena       Scrolls. Obviously, they're written in prose, but there is a poetry here.       You've captured this so well:              "'...There is truth in your dreams,' reads Cynara from the golden       stones, 'Your Lordship, there is indeed a child in your future.'       But Gregor, the caring king; Gregor, blinded by the loss of his       only son and wife, could not see with the ... eyes of the old       woman. The only child for him was his infant son, dead these many       [months]. 'But this child in not of your line,' spake the       prophet, 'Born on the equinox, he is a child in your       possession.'"              And you've done a wonderful job keeping the alliteration:              "'The child will speak as you speak; will walk as you walk; will sit where       you sit and will wear what you wear.' went the       prophesy." And who could be more beautiful than Pandora's Granddaughter?       "Her hair, as golden as the Sun, seemed to create a light all it's own. Her       eyes matched that sun with the blue of the sky itself. Yet, she carried a       heavy load in her small wooden box. Light enough on the outside; inside, it       weighed heavy on her heart."              Of course, the original author is to have most of the credit, but Evan--I'm       impressed. I didn't think you had it in you!              Janice.              ******************Message Separator******************              Date: April 12, 1994       To: XRS       From: Costantakos       Re: Having it in me...              Janice,              A compliment? From you!?!              Seriously, thank you. I've always held your work with great esteem, and       consider it an honor to have your praise. Even if you are wrong about which       myths are established and which are not. If you'd read my books, you'd know!              Evan.              ******************Message Separator******************              Date: May 1, 1994       To: XRS       From: Mad Marvin       Re: I'VE FOUND HER!              The woman of Poteidaia has a name!!              While in this part of the world I decided to take a run up to the Xena       Scrolls excavation site. Sort of, visit the home office, right? Well today,       they uncover a new set of scrolls--or "scroll" I should say. At first we       didn't think it was one of the Xena Scrolls. Probably just another ancient       rental agreement or legal babbling. I mean, it's on parchment not papyrus,       and the handwriting is completely different than the other scrolls.              But I couldn't wait to get a look at it. [The archeologists] broke all of       their own excavations rules to let me at it. The first line is torn for the       most part, but does read:              "...Gabrielle of Poteidaia, Best Friend of Xena: Warrior Princess, sometime       adventurer with Hercules, and ..."              And that's all they would let me read in the field. They had to measure and       photograph and preserve the rest. I can't wait to get at it!              But who wrote THIS scroll? Why is it separate? Why is Gabrielle mentioned       here by name and nowhere else? What does Hercules have to do with it?       Mysteries, man, mysteries.              Mad Marvin in Macedonia       Close to Mother Xena.              ******************Message Separator******************              Date: May 2, 1994       To: XRS       From: Janice Covington       Re:Gabrielle              That's great, Marvin! "Gabrielle."saying it all day to myself: "Gabrielle,       this" and "Gabrielle that" just to get used to the sound of it. That is       really great!              And the Hercules reference is incredible! This discovery definitely means       we've found a lost character of classic Greek Mythology. I'm so excited!!!              Janice.              ******************Message Separator******************              Date: May 2, 1994       To: XRS       From: Costantakos       Re:She has a name!              Wow! That's great!              But who wrote this scroll? To whom do we owe the gratitude? Besides Marvin       and [archeologist], of course. And Hercules!?!              To quote an old Haight-Ashbury linguist I know, "Mysteries, man, mysteries."              Evan.              ******************Message Separator******************              Date: May 5, 1994       To: XRS       From: Hasson       Re: Gabrielle and Art History              Marvin and I drank much wine and celebrated some wonderful discoveries --       Gabrielle among them! We met with [name deleted], his Art Restoration       friend, and were able to make out some faint images from scroll number       805-01-76911. Marvin is working on the specific translation, but a quick       scan of the text points to Gabrielle carrying "The mighty staff,"the section       seems to be a description by an Amazon warrior on how to kill a Centaur with       a fighting       staff.              Marvin wants to call this scroll "Hooves and Harlots."Evan?              Hasson.              ******************Message Separator******************              Date: May 10, 1994       To: XRS       From: Mad Marvin       Re:The Author!              Check this out! I just read it on the parchment scroll:              "Father: I've just had read to me the memories and stories of ..." missing       here, but then it goes on, "...Gabrielle of Poteidaia, Best Friend of Xena:       Warrior Princess, sometime adventurer with Hercules, and ..." piece. Then:       "You remember her, Father, from Athens--from school. She's the one who       taught me 'to close my eyes, that I might see.' Well, her stories ... of her       ... and their [adventures?]"              This parchment is still in pieces, and I'm reading what parts I can. Hasson       is backed up with other parts of the papyrus scrolls and won't get to this       for weeks, but you can see where it's heading. This is obviously a letter       from the author to his father about the Xena Scrolls. I don't think I'm       going too far out on a limb to suggest that Gabrielle might be the author of       the Xena Scrolls.              Mad Marvin       Hung Over In Glyfada                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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