From: daviderl666@gmail.com   
      
   THE   LAST   SCROLL   
      
   [ "Listen to My Story About Gabrielle" ]   
      
      
   This, obviously, was not the last, the final, scroll Gabrielle wrote. She and   
   Xena traveled together for several more years before that most unfortunate   
   trip to Japa. I suppose it could be called "The Lost Scroll" since, until   
   recently, it was lost to    
   history. But because it  is  the last one to be found, so far, I have decided   
   to call it "The Last Scroll."   
      
      
   When Xena and Gabrielle were trying to find the Mystic Diamond that Aphrodite   
   wanted for her own, Aphrodite put spell on Xena to make her obsessed with   
   fishing, hoping she would forget about the diamond. She also put a spell on   
   Gabrielle to make her    
   obsessed with herself. (And one on Joxer, which we won't mention – again –   
   ever!)   
      
   But unbeknownst to Xena, Gabrielle had written many verses touting her unique   
   Specialness. And just as she was beginning to recite them all, Xena shushed   
   her.   
      
   Here, now, are those verses, translated using the most up-to-date computer   
   algorithm available.   
      
      
   	Well, listen to my story about Gabrielle   
   	A cute little gal that’s lookin’ really swell   
       	Perfect hair, such a lovely lass   
     	Nice round breasts and a firm young ass   
      
   	There is so much to say about Gabrielle   
   	Many, many things needed to tell   
   	I'm quite a beautiful sight, you see   
   	Just by being me, Me,  ME!   
      
   	Everyone wants more of Gabrielle	   
   	"We can't get enough", they all yell   
   	How very wonderful it would be   
   	If there were three, yes, three of me    
      
   	So much talent has Gabrielle   
   	Way too much to want to sell   
   	And  never, ever would it be lewd   
   	If we three  danced in the nude   
      
   	So many skills has Gabrielle.   
   	Even the future she can foretell   
   	So many men will fall at my feet   
   	And even some women. How sweet!   
      
   	All of the gods love Gabrielle   
   	They say, ''On Mt Olympus you should dwell''   
   	But I would never leave my worshippers behind   
   	Though they are dirty, smelly and unrefined.   
      
   	No flower can  compete with Gabrielle     
   	Not with its beauty and not with its smell   
   	My skin and hair are wonders to behold.   
   	Worth so much more than silver and gold   
      
   	You don't need to bow  to Gabrielle   
   	Not when greeting her and not in farewell   
   	Everyone's the same through and through   
   	Just not as wonderful  as You-Know-Who   
      
   	But there is so much more to Gabrielle	   
   	More than the body you love so well   
   	When I walk by, no one can think   
   	It's plain their sanity is on the brink   
      
   	So now you know  of  Gabrielle   
   	With verse after verse you'll often retell   
   	But there's one last thing before it's too late   
   	You should call me  'Gabrielle the Great'!   
       
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)