XPost: rec.sport.unicycling, alt.local.village.idiot, alt.ozdebate   
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   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   i would kill for you   
   +++   
      
   it's more sensible than   
   dying for u   
      
   +++   
      
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   Cypress Hill   
   'A Man'   
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Budgie   
   'Crash Course In Brain Surgery'   
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   The Black Eyed Peas   
   'Third Eye'   
   +++   
      
   ok probly psychically bt   
      
   my record says   
      
      
   i'd still probly kill for u   
      
   +++   
      
   gotten away with murder   
      
   more than once   
      
      
      
   no evidence   
      
   no physical evidence   
      
      
   none   
      
   +++   
      
   th abo secret service folding   
      
   ws fuckin ugly   
      
   +++   
      
   dont really want that aussie soldiers death on my   
   conscience   
      
   +++   
      
   so we   
   removed th protection spell   
      
      
   on our aussie soldiers   
   servin in th war on terror   
      
      
   in a timely fashion   
      
   before he bought it   
      
   +++   
      
   so fuckin wot   
      
   officially   
      
      
   magic isnt real   
      
   +++   
      
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   +++   
   Led Zeppelin   
   'Dazed And Confused'   
   +++   
      
   yet another cover of   
      
   i'm confused   
      
   +++   
      
   she knows who she is   
      
   +++   
      
   ya cant have three songs   
   that rip my heart out   
      
   whenever they play   
   that isnt fair   
      
   +++   
      
   if u birth my nxt magic child   
      
   then i'll make an exception   
      
   +++   
      
      
   bt i'd kill fr u anyway   
      
   +++   
      
   not workin fr th   
   abo secret service   
      
      
   witchdoctor dept anymore   
      
   +++   
      
      
   which folded under   
      
   very bad terms   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin stinks   
      
   +++   
      
   wot i said in th public record though   
      
   will keep me frm doin th job again   
      
   +++   
      
      
   almost freedom   
      
   +++   
      
      
   th magic stingless honey bees   
   with no known protection   
      
      
   mechanism   
   still call most of th shots   
      
   +++   
      
      
   kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   ku ta   
      
   black honey   
      
   +++   
      
   without havin to conform to   
      
   th rules of beeing   
      
      
   the witchdoctor of oz   
      
      
      
   i'll have more freedom   
      
   who i kill   
      
   +++   
      
   highest paid in th land   
   in my workplace agreement or   
      
   stick it up   
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   +++   
   Wink   
   'Higher State Of Consciousness'   
   +++   
      
   yr arse   
      
   +++   
      
   replace me   
      
   +++   
      
   th thing about th job   
      
   is   
      
      
   u go and call yrself   
      
   th witchdoctor of oz   
      
      
   and th real magic   
      
   attached to it   
      
      
   kills u stone dead   
      
   if u cant really do th job   
      
   +++   
      
   black magic   
      
   +++   
      
      
   keeps th pretenders down   
      
   +++   
      
   if u cant   
      
   drop a hundred thousand ppl dead   
      
      
   retaliating   
      
   because five aussies got killed   
      
      
   in a  black magic curse   
      
   dont bother applying   
      
   +++   
      
      
   coz i'll kill u   
      
   +++   
      
      
   steal my identity and   
   kuta will break yr legs   
      
   unless i find u physically   
      
   +++   
      
   lethal kadaitcha men are   
      
      
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   +++   
   Tenacious D   
   'Karate'   
   +++   
      
   inclined to treat such things   
   very seriously   
      
   dont do it   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Fiona Apple   
   'Across The Universe'   
   +++   
      
   dropped more than one   
      
   across th big ocean   
      
      
   time and distance dont matter   
      
   +++   
      
   u cn have   
      
      
   the plain white t's   
      
   hey there delilah   
      
      
   and   
      
      
   regurgitator's   
      
   348 hz   
      
   +++   
      
   r u more magic than   
      
   sticky nicky   
      
   +++   
      
   now she's claimin she only got one wish   
      
   +++   
      
   i dunno mate   
      
   +++   
      
   pretty rare   
      
   th now ex   
      
      
   witchdoctor of oz   
      
   proposes to any chick   
      
   +++   
      
   this one better deserve it   
      
   more than th last one did   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin superstars   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   The Motels   
   'Total Control'   
   +++   
      
   if this one   
      
   gets married   
      
   to a guy   
   who grew up   
      
   twenty k's down th road   
      
   frm where i'm living   
      
   a yr later to th day   
      
   after i proposed to her on th net   
      
      
   i'll kill many   
      
   +++   
      
   dont want yr wedding date   
      
   fr my psychic diary ok   
      
   +++   
      
   fine penis adornment   
      
   brush yr hair   
      
      
   ya makin me look bad   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Bill Clinton   
   'I Did Not Have Sexual Relation'   
   +++   
      
      
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   +++   
   Corey Hart   
   'I Wear My Sunglasses At Night'   
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   James Brown   
   'Play that funky music white boy'   
   +++   
      
   th usual   
   blow out chicks   
      
   are gunna   
   lay that soldiers death at my door   
      
   +++   
      
   if i knew   
      
   and th record says i did   
      
      
      
   i still removed th protection spell   
      
   +++   
      
   if it;s under three weeks   
      
   since th spell dropped   
      
      
   i guess they got cause   
      
      
   he is th first   
      
   in this conflict   
      
      
   aussie at th hands of th enemy anyway   
      
   +++   
      
   i did not   
   put th fuckin   
      
   roadside bomb there ok   
      
   +++   
      
   stupid fuckn bitch   
      
   +++   
      
   jump up and down   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Machine Gun Fellatio   
   'Amorous'   
   +++   
      
   and stop drippin on my floor   
      
   +++   
      
   "th killin floor"   
      
   +++   
      
   i didnt whack him black   
      
   didnt accept a contract fr it   
      
   +++   
      
   "it doesnt read well"   
   ws it ever goin to ?   
      
   +++   
      
   "he dropped dead in th traditional timeframe and"   
   "th indigenous population"   
      
   "were screamin at us to quit in protest"   
   "at th UN indigenous vote"   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm fucked no matter wot i do   
      
   +++   
      
   least i   
      
   passed it all along   
      
      
   up th security agency chain   
      
      
   "and wot did they do with it ?"   
      
   well   
      
   +++   
      
   who do i work for now ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   The Prodigy   
   'Out Of Space'   
   +++   
      
   u bastards   
      
   +++   
      
   havin   
   semi contact   
      
   with th future   
   isnt always helpful   
      
   +++   
      
   th bong thang and   
   bee quick about it   
      
   or i'll fuckin kill ya   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   +++   
      
   i'm screwed on this one   
      
   i come across as not caring   
      
   +++   
      
   bt my readers   
      
   knew we were gunna lose an aussie soldier   
      
      
   and th security agencies   
      
   were informed   
      
   +++   
      
   when i do soemthin that big   
      
   i been th   
      
      
   witchdoctor of oz   
      
   fr yrs   
      
   +++   
      
   i do nothing without purpose   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   south park   
   'Suck My Balls Mr. G'   
   +++   
      
   i dont work for fat johnny anymore   
      
   +++   
      
   typical fuckin triple o agent   
      
   +++   
      
   cant even quit   
      
   without some cunt dyin   
      
   +++   
      
   suck my balls   
      
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   +++   
   4 Non Blondes   
   'What's Going On'   
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Led Zeppelin   
   'Gallows Pole'   
   +++   
      
   the edge   
      
   +++   
      
   so who have i killed this week   
      
   in my psychic diary   
      
      
      
   oops   
      
   that doesnt read well   
      
   +++   
      
   and i cant reinstate   
      
   th protection spell   
      
      
      
   we pu tit on   
      
   online   
      
   as th offical   
      
   witchdoctor of oz   
      
      
   before our troops went into iraq   
      
      
   it held   
      
   +++   
      
      
   and a couple of weeks   
   before it would have broke   
      
   it ws removed   
      
   +++   
      
   try and   
   paint a better picture and   
      
      
   try t move on   
      
   done worse things   
      
   +++   
      
   my aboriginal   
   brothers and sisters   
      
   soem i sang with   
      
   in th street   
      
   as th singer of th tribe   
      
   the kadaitcha man   
      
      
      
   demanded i make a   
      
   real protest   
      
   at th way our country voted   
      
      
   at th UN   
      
   +++   
      
      
   well   
      
   i hope yr happy   
      
   +++   
      
   u wont bee   
   u never fuckin are   
      
      
   usually bitch about how light my skin is   
      
   +++   
      
   do my ppl   
   prefer to be called   
      
      
   aboriginal or   
   black   
      
   this dickhead asked me in th street   
      
      
   had to get off th uncicyle to answer him   
      
      
      
   actually man   
      
      
   i prefer   
      
   to bee addressed as   
      
      
   ppl   
      
   +++   
      
      
   if he really got narkie   
      
   i would have   
      
   pulle dmy   
      
   papal prince shroud around me and   
      
   laughed at th peasa   
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   +++   
   Linkin Park   
   'Step Up'   
   +++   
      
   nt   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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