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   the oracle of kuta to All   
   state secrets (1/3)   
   13 Oct 07 11:03:19   
   
   XPost: rec.sport.unicycling, alt.local.village.idiot, alt.ozdebate   
   XPost: alt.prophecies.nostradamus, comp.lang.basic.visual, alt.bullshit   
   XPost: alt.tv.simpsons   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   Subject: state secrets   
   Newsgroups: bigpond   
   news:alt.traditional.witchcraft,alt.sci.physics,rec.sport.unicycling,bit.   
   listserv.skeptic   
   Followup-To: alt.traditional.witchcraft   
   Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 21:29:02 +1000   
   Lines: 2486   
   X-ID: 	secret agent triple o	pepp@cyberdude.com   
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   X-Status: 28   
      
   state secrets   
   +++   
      
   ok psychic blog   
      
   +++   
   members of mayday   
   '10 in 01'   
   +++   
      
   "ok"   
      
   "who leaked a paper off my desk"   
      
      
   "to th opposition party"   
      
   i havent caught that personality   
      
   +++   
      
   "nail th prick down pirate jenny"   
      
   it'll be ok   
      
   +++   
      
   "ok"   
   "pack me a bong"   
      
   +++   
      
   my case worker had a spack today   
      
   cause we were so badly affected   
      
   by all th dope busts   
      
   +++   
   the verve   
   'lucky man'   
   +++   
      
   oh and she's cute   
      
   +++   
      
   was an interesting chat   
   on th phone   
      
   we dont talk in person much   
      
   +++   
      
   allergic to girls   
      
   u know   
      
   +++   
      
   think she's gunna put me up for   
   re evaluation paulo   
      
   +++   
      
   my pain management system   
   went out th window   
      
   she rang for me   
      
   durin th first ride   
      
   i've had on th unicycle   
      
   in a  week   
      
      
   th testicles are tender dear   
      
      
   we did an hour   
      
   round th city at lunch time but   
      
   my body is still   
      
      
   way out of phase   
      
   +++   
      
   i wont be   
   making that meeting in th morning   
      
      
   with all th girls in th room   
      
   +++   
      
   black hair tie   
      
   round my left wrist   
      
   i cut thru th cops   
      
   on th   
   monoshcock unicycle   
      
   outside their headquarters   
      
      
   stoend out of my mind and   
      
   all th cunts did was smile   
      
   +++   
      
   "and sweat liek pigs"   
      
   +++   
   4 non-blondes   
   'what's going on'(techno remix)   
   +++   
      
   so my   
   secret identity   
   got splashed all over   
      
   th opposition party's   
      
      
   table   
      
      
      
   i still got th front   
      
   to go out and stir up th coppers   
      
   +++   
      
   i care factor   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   i figure they   
   probly arent gettin my   
   intelligence stream   
      
   +++   
      
   a fuckin nice ride thru th city   
   psychic blog   
      
      
   fuck i dropped some sweat   
      
   smelled better though   
      
      
   paulo relented   
      
   and th deodorant now lives in th car   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin cheap limo   
      
   tried to boil on th way home   
      
      
   no walk home light cunt   
      
   take me home   
      
   +++   
      
   love ridin thru th city   
   in dirty bike jeans   
      
      
   no shirt   
   no shoes   
      
   and a trick unicycle   
      
   at lunch time   
      
      
      
   with my shark fin wizard hat   
      
   spinnin out th straights   
      
   +++   
      
      
   sharkey is still alive   
   just not   
      
      
   in th fortitude valley   
   after midnight   
      
   singin on street corners   
      
   +++   
   c90   
   'miracle maker'(feat mc duke)   
   +++   
      
   here comes the judge- lyric   
      
   +++   
      
   thanks psychic blog   
   i nearly forgot   
   to mention   
      
   cuttin around th judge   
      
   in th ppl traffic   
      
   +++   
      
   was a bit of fun   
      
   +++   
      
   was mostly restrained for me though   
      
   didnt run too many red lights   
      
      
      
   was fuckin sober   
      
   +++   
      
   lack of funds   
      
      
   temporary   
      
      
   so my gift tells me   
      
   +++   
      
   that fuckin bald tyre   
   still wont pop   
      
   chucked a few slides   
      
   +++   
      
   rode thru some cut glass   
      
   +++   
      
   jumped off a dozen gutters   
      
   +++   
   eskimo joe   
   'older than you'   
   +++   
      
   did th grass hill   
   down to th edge of th river   
      
   to ride over th buckled   
   concrete   
      
   bikeway   
      
   +++   
      
   didnt hit any pedestrians   
      
   bugger   
      
   +++   
      
   got a bit cheeky in th city traffic   
      
   one whole lane   
      
      
   devoted to th mad   
      
   unicyclist   
      
      
   ridin in th mid day heat   
      
   +++   
      
   just th wizard comin thru   
      
   +++   
      
   i didnt see u pretty girl   
      
   that;s my excuse   
      
   and i'm sticking to it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   third time i found myself   
      
   ridin beside th car   
      
   wi th   
   paris hilton look alike   
      
   +++   
   morrissey   
   'the teachers are afraid of the pupils'   
   +++   
      
   my oath   
      
   +++   
      
   wot are ya doin ya mad unicycle ?   
      
   +++   
      
   i dont perv at blondes ok   
      
   +++   
      
   idiot thing   
      
   +++   
   stealers wheel   
   'stuck in the middle with you'   
   +++   
      
   i'm stickin with   
   i was only   
      
   moderately   
   audacious   
      
   +++   
      
   no slaloms thru th   
   slowly moving   
      
   car traffic   
      
   +++   
      
      
   although   
      
   they bunched up a bit tight in   
      
   albert street   
      
   +++   
      
      
   fuckin pussies   
      
   +++   
      
   girls biek riders   
      
   +++   
      
   and watch th   
      
   bicycle   
      
      
   couriers   
      
   lamely leaving th lights   
      
      
      
   ah go on   
      
   +++   
      
   least this one   
   didnt pull a wheelie off th light   
      
   +++   
      
      
   get a man's bike pudknocker   
      
   +++   
   sopranos theme song   
   'woke up this morning'   
   +++   
      
   nice dripping pussy   
   who might u be   
      
   "jenny"   
      
   +++   
      
   she gave me a huge grin   
      
   +++   
      
   sorry dear   
   th wizard's   
   mouth isnt activated today   
      
   mostly ignoring th crowd   
      
   +++   
      
   just out   
   for a fat ride and   
      
   laugh at soem fat   
   cunts in   
      
   suits   
      
   +++   
      
   did a lot of smiling   
      
   +++   
      
      
   nice ganga   
      
   scuse i   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   +++   
      
   "was that guy entitled"   
      
   "to have that file land on his desk"   
      
   +++   
      
   000   
      
   +++   
      
   "the invisible hitman"   
      
   +++   
      
   yeah ok   
   but will we take communication from him   
      
   +++   
   budgie   
   'everything in my heart'   
   +++   
      
      
   mt death tally   
   has cracked 360 thousand   
      
   and this'n   
   is gunna be a nother good yr   
      
   +++   
   powderfinger   
   'baby i've got you'(on my mind)   
   +++   
      
      
   poor fucker   
   probly never heard of   
      
   the australian aboriginal secret service   
      
      
   and probly   
   laughed his head off   
      
   on th first look see   
      
   +++   
      
      
   why we named it that man   
      
   +++   
      
      
   th clown in me   
      
   +++   
      
   and u fuckers judge so fast   
      
   +++   
      
   just liek   
   in th street   
      
   when i sail past at   
   fourty k's   
      
   on one wheel   
      
   with my eyes closed   
      
   +++   
      
      
   quick   
      
   judge me   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin clown and   
      
      
   dont look any further   
      
   +++   
      
   suits me   
      
   +++   
   paul young   
   'love of the common people'   
   +++   
      
      
   we're all gettin more magic and   
      
   most of kuta doesnt show   
      
   just me   
      
   +++   
      
   an extinct volcano is   
      
   much liek an iceberg   
      
   +++   
      
      
   just remember kids   
      
   just   
      
      
   write yr blog   
      
   to write clues   
      
      
   to th song about to play and   
      
   th magic hits u both ways   
      
   +++   
      
   th king of the witches   
      
   clipped her sore elbow today   
      
   on a  post   
      
   +++   
      
   healing nicely though   
      
   +++   
      
   as ya do   
      
   +++   
   ted mulry gang   
   'jump in my car'   
   +++   
      
   hmm   
      
   +++   
      
   i noticed we   
      
   wrot einto th   
   psi fi story   
      
   incorporated into th blog   
      
      
   that we   
      
   overclcoked our   
      
      
   random number generator   
      
   th day before they announced   
      
      
   th new   
      
      
   fast computer   
      
   chip   
      
      
   within a chip   
      
   or some such shit   
      
   +++   
      
      
   got a new timer tick   
   from a computer from th future   
      
   in th story and   
   they announced th new   
      
   superchip   
   th next day   
      
   they must have th fucker running hey paulo   
      
   +++   
      
   cant fool me   
      
   +++   
      
   cut it fine though   
      
   caught it on th first   
      
      
   news bulletin   
      
   i caught when i flicked th telly on   
      
   +++   
   ?   
   'track 3'   
   +++   
      
   i;m sorry nickie   
   really   
      
   but i will   
   have t balance that little bit of magic   
      
   +++   
      
   i have rules   
      
   +++   
      
   most of which i follow   
      
   +++   
      
      
   th other redhead   
      
   i cant ,make it this weekend   
      
   +++   
   violent femmes   
   'blister in the sun'   
   +++   
      
      
   a real redhead   
      
   blisters easy   
      
   and her exboyfriend   
      
   sang this with me   
      
   in th strete   
      
   a coupel thousand times   
      
   +++   
      
   i gotta wedding to go to   
      
   +++   
      
   good news is   
   i gota buy new pants so   
      
   i'll have th pants to go dancin sweetie   
      
   +++   
      
      
   bad news is   
   my half brother is suckin down th drugs   
      
   tryin to quell   
   his savages testicles   
      
   +++   
      
   sunday is still open but   
      
   +++   
      
   th unicycle is still a bitch   
      
   +++   
   bob marley   
   'no woman no cry''   
   +++   
      
   three tiems today   
   i zigged left and   
      
   she turned right   
      
   +++   
      
      
   what am i bein led to this time ?   
      
   +++   
      
   cute arse   
      
      
   nice unicycle   
      
   +++   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   "u leave that other redhead alone jenny"   
      
   "she dont liek boys"   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [continued in next message]   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
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