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From: pepp@cyberdude.com
Subject: land surfing in byron bay
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Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:39:29 +1000
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land surfing in byron bay
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oh hey psychic blog
that yells in music
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Jewel
'Do You Want to Play'
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yeah i guess
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went to th edge of th island
with a hot redhead
down to byron bay
th unicycle man of byron bay
topped himself
so they say
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i
turned on th mp3 player
to go surf on one wheel
thru byron and
th fuckin thing wouldnt work
but i surfed th one wheel
suspension beast
for one lap
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felt i'd cheated th place
by th time
byron bay noticed
there was a land surfer
i was gone
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i thought of u man
and yr kombis
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:03:13]
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Black Eyed Peas
'My Humps'
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to th cries of
entertain us
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catwoman
been with enough entertainers
she understood
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that gig
we did for th kids
was for the unicycle man of byron bay and
this is th first time
i;ve come to town since
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kept it small and
miles from byron
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nippleclamp did ride thru th park
but didnt show much enthusiasm
to go down th beach
cmon man
i took a hot chick wi me
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and her toddler son
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didnt take th thongs off my feet
slippin all over th pedals and
no music to dance to
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missin a brother today
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no stacks to report
to my diary but
wasnt a comfortable surf
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alright mp3 player
why ?
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wouldnt play a damn thing
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couldnt
surf with joy in my heart
travellin light
in th music
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a fallen brother
another chaser of
smiles on dials
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:08:45]
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Soft Cell
'Tainted Love'
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smartarse
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i went there
with th right person
we gave a couple young hippies a lift
up to mullumbimby
on th way outta town
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while th fifteen month old
played guitar for our passengers
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i was amused
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did ya ever master a real unicycle brother ?
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my skatebike
hangin off th back verandah
screams at me
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i remember playin tiggy
in th street and
carpark and
in th park
both in our fourti
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Sade
'The Sweetest Taboo'
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es
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it was a nice date
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i always seem to arrive in byron
with a hot chick
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we walked down to th rails and back and
mellow man
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sat and had a bourbon
under th trees
and fed th young part caste
and listened to our black brothers
playin drums
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i was in that jam
last time i was here
th guitar stays in th car
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oh thanks a quiet storm
didnt look it
comin up th hill
on th uni i
looked into t sky
we better leave soon catwoman
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a dirty big storm
scudding down th coast
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th witchdoctor has visited
let's get th fuck out of here
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jeez they hurt u brother
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we couldnt leave u
on th side of th road
with that storm comin
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:15:56]
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pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
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we can put th stroller in th boot
on top of th unicycles
if ya cant squeeze in
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"they wont like it but we can try"
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catwoman
was her usual
beautiful radiant self
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in a good mood
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oh brother
i did do one
special broadslide in byron for ya
comin up to th car
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slid well and
i did smile
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th young in th head
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they didnt deserve more and
with no music
i can hear ppl
tellin me i'm amazing
boring
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i'd own th penthouse up there
if it was true
just yr opinion
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:20:03]
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The Prodigy
'Firestarter'
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bastards
cant keep it to emselves
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i clocked enough
smiles on dials
i've done my
good karma thing
for today
sorry about th crystal place
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if they;re truly sensitive
do u want them reading a lethal witchdoctor
not yr intention of goin there is it ?
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catwoman
shanghaied me
th night i was goin to byron
to do th surf thing
for our fallen brother
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i think
the uniccyle man of byron bay
appreciated th
100 or so
kids at that schoold ance
smiling
as a tribute to him
far better than
stuffin a unicycle
down byron bay;s beach
nippleclamp
wouldnt go down th beach
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no surfin a unicycle in th surf today
or all weekend
been on th edge of th island
most of th weekend
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had a chinwag with
a local aboriginal elder
gold coast that is
last night
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:24:57]
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?
'?'
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mexican radio
me thinks
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get with it blog
we came back out of mexico
round three this arv
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to a queenslander
new south wales is mexico
they used to search us at th border
for fruit
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we slipped back into
queensland and
had our picture taken
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was cathartic
sharing th lethal kadaitcha man of kuta's
secret mens business secrets
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catwoman
trolling thru her
contacts list
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we saw a beautiful
rainbow
down in rainbow country
drivin past mt warning
on th way home
th rain been here
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we thought it was sweet
i thanked th land
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hmm
jenny.exe gone nuts
just started same song again
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i had a good day in mexico ok
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dropped thru brunswick heads and
i know
i passed up a couple beauiful
traffic island jumps
i 'd normally cruise over
thongs on th feet or no
it felt bad ok
even th fuckin music died
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till we saw th rainbow
it;s all good paulie look
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he offered me a kombi to sleep in
ya dont forget a thing liek that
i made a pottery kombi
earlier this week
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found a shop window
in byron bay today
with ten pottery kombis
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'catwoman"
she chose th destination
we were goin to th bruns
to watch a band
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fuck i was tame
even had a plain jane
bicycle helmet on
well kinda
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th lst
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:33:16]
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David Bowie
'Under pressure'
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prototype
monoshock suspension
unicycle
kinda sticks out
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if i'd gone to barefoot
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more drugs over here...
.
.
.
byron bay is
th place where ya go
to sit in
air conditioned comfort
and gawk at th hippies
feelin safe
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nimbin is
x clicks that way
th harsher reality
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go to th museum
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had my hippie hair
full out and
only a coupel of dreads
hangin in there
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i was sittin
cross legged
yoga style
in a fish n chip shop
couple of hours later and
everybody in th place said gday to me
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had a weird weekend with th shopkeepers
got about
six discounts
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