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   day fifteen thousand and something   
   +++   
      
   three biggies went off   
      
   +++   
   bjork   
   'one day'   
   +++   
      
   dear diary   
      
      
   not up to   
   day sixteen thousand yet   
   where's that day calculator i wrote ?   
      
   +++   
      
   th limo stopped twice   
      
   goin to and from th high school   
      
      
   had th fingers in th wiring loom and   
   that alarm never really been un installed   
      
      
   myabe though   
      
   the battery cells were just a bit low   
      
      
   topped em up see how it goes   
      
   "dirty fuel ?"   
      
      
   got more fuel in it   
   than it has had in ages   
      
   "might be that"   
      
   +++   
      
   wot's wrong with ya ralph ?   
      
   +++   
      
   little brother's buyin ya some brakes dude   
      
   +++   
      
   can i get to   
   20000   
   without gettin caught   
      
   +++   
   nirvana   
   'all apologies'   
   +++   
      
   rang purple   
      
   heard you were around th other day   
      
      
   but no message   
      
   wot story ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   kuta lady thought   
   i mighta taken up with you   
      
   worried a few ex girlfriends in th past   
   but not a lady friend   
      
   +++   
      
   saw yur car in my driveway   
      
   +++   
      
   "she slipped in and parked behind ya later in th night"   
   weird hey   
      
   +++   
      
   least yur car is white   
      
   +++   
      
   how far away is that xd young fella ?   
      
   +++   
      
   th xf chuckin conniptions   
      
   +++   
      
   i figure   
   in a long life   
      
   you could never remember   
   all th details   
      
   so i write em down   
   and forget about em   
      
   +++   
      
      
   jane birthday april 4   
      
   +++   
      
   for th search engine   
      
   +++   
      
   long   
   term   
   memory   
      
   +++   
      
   "backed up to th net"   
      
   +++   
      
   house burns down   
   i havent lost my memories   
      
   +++   
   the monkees   
   'i'm a believer'   
   +++   
      
   dejanews   
      
   used to have back to   
      
   95   
      
   +++   
      
      
   this bein   
      
   nought five   
      
   +++   
      
   of course   
      
   +++   
      
   a hundred years on   
   th traction engines have left th road   
      
   funny though   
   th petrol driven   
      
   internal combustion engine   
   still dominates th roads   
      
   +++   
      
   we so fuckin in th future hey   
      
   +++   
   kylie minogue   
   'loving days   
   +++   
      
   where are th flying cars ?   
      
   i was promised fucking flying cars   
      
   +++   
      
   wot can i tell ya great grandad ?   
      
   +++   
      
   consumerism ran rampant   
      
   +++   
      
   religion still kills   
   more ppl than it saves   
      
   +++   
      
   "kerri anne's still doin morning television"   
   she not that old paulie   
      
   +++   
      
   couple of thpoousand years ago   
   i coudla started   
      
   a real humdinger of a religion   
      
   on th basis   
      
   +++   
   do re mi   
   'big accident'   
   +++   
      
      
   hey god   
   these islamic terrorist cunts are   
      
   givin us th shits   
      
   no one religion ever   
   gunna sweep th planet   
      
   are they fucking mad ?   
      
   can ya take a peek into th very soul of th problem for us   
      
   our religion called   
   kuta   
      
   as you know   
      
   and they bombed   
   kuta beach   
      
   a second time   
      
   a week ago   
      
      
   and behold   
      
   th next day   
      
      
   73000 ppl karked it   
   in northern pakistan   
      
      
      
   god is mighty   
      
   +++   
      
      
   quick   
   build him some temples   
      
   celebrate   
   mass   
      
   +++   
      
   and yay   
   did th simple peasants   
      
   fall to their knees   
   in abject fear   
      
   of th great god   
   my mate   
      
   +++   
      
   course   
   in   
      
   2005   
   you did what now ?   
      
   +++   
   tom petty   
   'free falling'   
   +++   
      
   loves jesus in america too - lyrics   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "careful"   
   "th place is full of"   
   "religious nutters"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   oh yeah grandad   
   the white house controlled by   
   fundamentalist christians now   
      
   +++   
      
   still agree with you   
      
   if th religions   
      
   are runnin around killin each other   
      
   that   
      
      
   science fiction fella   
      
      
   will never get a space ship   
      
      
      
   to th stars   
      
   +++   
      
   wot could make em   
   see some sanity   
      
   grandad ?   
      
   +++   
      
   we thought we'd have   
   holidays on th moon by 2005   
      
   still usin step rockets   
   grandad   
      
   you rememeber readin about them before they happened ?   
      
   +++   
   do re mi   
   'cuttlefish beach'   
   +++   
      
   they take   
   th constituents of water and   
      
   unpackem   
      
      
   hydrogen and oxygen   
      
      
   chill th fuck out of em   
      
      
   to make am a liquid   
   and   
      
   burn th shit   
      
      
   and throw it out th rear end   
      
      
      
      
   2000 years ago hey ?   
      
      
   fuck   
      
   +++   
      
      
   th unicycle became a   
      
   get this   
      
   clowns bike   
      
   +++   
      
   was too hard for em   
      
   so they decided to laugh at it   
      
   and see if that would work   
      
   +++   
      
   bicyclists dont pedal downhill   
   while they ride uphill   
      
   a hundred years mate   
   they no smarter   
      
   +++   
      
   i liek how ya   
   use steam pressure   
      
   to pump water into th boiler   
      
      
   against that very same   
   steam pressure   
      
   +++   
   the black eyed peas   
   'fly away'   
   +++   
      
   course   
   we wanna fly off th lights and   
      
      
   speed limit is sixty k's but   
      
   so many of us   
      
   wanna get   
      
   there   
      
      
   faster   
      
   +++   
      
   i liked drivin th   
      
   slow ponderous   
   five tonner truck   
      
   see more scenery   
   boppin down th highway   
      
   +++   
      
   not so many   
   parents livin at home now   
      
   whack em in a nursing home   
   and forget about em   
      
   let th nurses change their nappies   
      
   +++   
      
   th mind left th body twenty years ago   
      
   but we   
      
      
   fight th good fght   
      
   keep em alive   
      
      
      
   you know   
      
   +++   
   pirate jenny   
   'too slow'   
   +++   
      
   not liek it was in  th bush   
   once th old and th lame couldnt keep up   
      
   +++   
      
   we become   
   increasingly sensitive   
   to   
      
   any culling   
      
   +++   
      
   all still convinced   
   we're th centre of th universe and all   
   afraid we're not   
      
   +++   
      
   care factor   
      
   +++   
      
   i am back in jeans this day   
      
   you remember them grandad   
      
   never quite gone away   
      
      
   it has been some time   
      
   since i rolled around on my unicycle   
      
   in blue jeans   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "wot goes around comes around"1   
      
      
   +++   
   tenacious d   
   'lee'   
   +++   
      
   i dunno   
   when every family   
   had employment   
      
      
   i guess it was a bit sexist but   
      
   +++   
   simon and garfunkel   
   'cecelia'   
   +++   
      
   the sixties changed all that   
      
   +++   
      
   th girls burnt their bras   
   and got liberated   
      
      
   fourty years later   
   they wear just as much makeup   
      
   paintin   
   highlighted sexual signals on their faces   
      
   and obsessed with how they look   
      
   +++   
      
   if we cant convince them   
   we need th stars   
      
   and th unlimited resources   
   we need for our economies to keep expanding   
      
   we're fuckin doomed   
      
   +++   
      
   wont make em look better   
      
   you know   
      
      
   wont listen to a thing about it   
      
   +++   
      
   i really thought they were liberated from all that   
      
   +++   
   city high   
   'three way'   
   +++   
      
      
   mum broke new ground   
      
   first female real estate valuer in th state   
      
   +++   
      
   they still   
   obsessed with   
   how they look mum   
      
   you got a mirror ?   
   they can use   
      
      
   +++   
      
   hey mum   
   can ya give me a valuation   
   for one prime   
      
   water bearing planet   
      
      
   that much hey ?   
      
   make their   
   defense budgets   
      
   pale in comparison   
      
   +++   
   do re mi   
   'man overboard'   
   +++   
      
   but they're still fighting over religion   
      
      
   belief   
      
      
   "and land"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   countries still run around   
      
   behavin like children   
      
   +++   
      
   somethign you'd   
   smack a kid ove rh head for   
      
   oh yeah   
      
   that's been banned   
      
   kids are runnin riot of course   
      
   +++   
      
   tough little boy hey   
      
   never actually been hit   
      
      
   out here in th street   
      
   with a big mouth   
      
      
   can see you dont live with yur dad   
      
   or he's got no nuts   
      
   +++   
      
   i tell ya what boys   
   i dont like fightin under cameras   
      
      
   these days   
      
   everybody gets carted off to jail   
      
   why dont we all   
   head down th park   
      
   six of you   
   reckon yur gunan punch me int h head   
      
   wot did my old dad say to me about ppl who talk   
   but dont do it   
      
   leap first   
   is good enough   
      
      
   notice of intention   
      
   +++   
   george   
   'spawn'   
   +++   
      
   unicycle builds great abs   
      
   six little boys   
      
      
   sorry   
      
   six tough little boys   
      
      
   botherin folk in th strete   
      
   wouldnt come down th park with me   
      
      
      
   after th shirt came off   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm not fuckin afraid of you   
   you just an annoyance   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin ppl round in my street   
      
   see that camera boys ?   
      
   +++   
      
   litle boy liek you   
   wot   
      
   sixteen ?   
      
      
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