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   pirate jenny to All   
   wot a pisser (who do i want to kill toda   
   18 Oct 07 02:52:41   
   
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   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   wot a pisser (who do i want to kill today)   
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:07:05]   
   +++   
   Pure Moods   
   'X-Files Theme'   
   +++   
      
   u cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   th wiring harness in th land rover   
   is cactus   
      
   fuckin lucas electrics   
   prince of darkness   
      
   bt i dont think we cn blame land rover   
   this time   
      
   always a first time   
      
      
      
   a supercheap   
   fifteen amp fise   
      
   fried th whole loom   
      
      
   we threw t ont h testbench and   
      
   it didnt go boom   
      
   till it took over 30 amps   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i keep telin him not   
      
      
   to buy shit frm   
      
   supercheap   
      
   +++   
      
   i dropped him down to   
   th auto leccies   
      
   in th range rover and   
   got to give some   
      
      
   fuckin commodore drivin scum   
      
   th withering stare at th lights   
      
   +++   
      
   yeah right cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   little brother is   
   six four and  a half and   
      
      
   intimidation is   
      
   jst normal life   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:10:45]   
   +++   
   The Police   
   'roxanne'   
   +++   
      
   cunts   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin sick   
   fuckin dickless tracy pig cunts   
      
   +++   
      
      
   gettin sick of bein tortured by th man   
      
   +++   
      
   considerng assylum   
   in another country   
      
      
   cn anybody use a lethal   
   black magic man   
      
   +++   
      
   my little war   
   with th qeensland cops has   
      
   gotten out of hand   
      
   +++   
      
      
   wellif u   
   hadnt of threatened to kill me   
      
   coz   
      
   u cunts   
   sold th guns to my old man   
      
      
   for his shooting rampage   
      
   we might be on better terms   
      
   +++   
      
   gotm e five cop guns   
   whacked upside my temple   
      
   +++   
      
   coz he killed my fuckin mother with it   
   ya dense cunt   
      
   +++   
      
      
   wont take my complaint   
      
      
   they always change th subject   
      
      
   we not hear to talk about that   
      
   +++   
      
   so   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:14:13]   
   +++   
   Flash In The Pan   
   'Hey St. Peter'   
   +++   
      
   had a bad night last night   
      
   th left testicle   
   went over th edge   
      
   +++   
      
   i'll have to count th dead bodies in   
      
   7 days time   
      
   +++   
      
   th bong thang   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   th trail of dead bodies is gettin longer   
      
   +++   
      
   th black magic guy   
      
   up gympie way   
      
      
   that wrote th recipe   
      
   half th world isnow usin   
      
      
   to manufacture speed   
      
   u know how i feel hey brother   
      
   +++   
      
   kinda dead now   
      
      
   bt we got some   
      
      
   mutual friends   
      
   +++   
      
   in th motorcycle world and   
      
   +++   
      
   th cops slammin th bike clubs at th moment   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm still vice president man   
      
   +++   
      
   or i'll kill ya   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:18:29]   
   +++   
   Ray Stevens   
   'Witchdoctor'   
   +++   
      
   official club witchdoctor   
      
      
   dr death   
      
   +++   
      
   th local pigs   
   have been torturing me again   
      
   +++   
      
   got my fuckin record   
      
   and jst delight in it   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm allergic to chicks cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   jst go off with this   
   female police officer   
      
   and tell her yr story   
      
   +++   
      
   this is gunna get a lot fuckin uglier   
      
   +++   
      
   i only got one tool i cn use   
      
   +++   
      
   i cn kill anybody   
   without leavin a trace   
      
   +++   
      
   when they finally got me in th jail   
      
   in walks another dickless tracy   
      
      
   playin mind games   
      
   +++   
      
   yeah alright   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:21:37]   
   +++   
   Good Charlotte   
   'Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous'   
   +++   
      
      
   th poor   
      
   and infamous   
      
   +++   
      
   well   
      
   of whacko's on th net   
      
      
   +++   
      
   they're still shitty at me   
   fr those two senior federal cops   
      
   i cant blame em   
   i would be too   
      
   +++   
      
   i got away with it   
      
   +++   
      
   put a bullet in my head cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   then shut th fuck up   
   ya weakarse cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckstick   
      
   +++   
      
   th inspector general of th secret services of oz   
      
   wont answer my letter   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:24:39]   
   +++   
   The Kinks   
   'Susannah's Still Alive'   
   +++   
      
   smile   
      
   +++   
      
   sorry   
   wicked smile   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:25:01]   
   +++   
   The Black Eyed Peas   
   'Third Eye'   
   +++   
      
   i dont think   
   we want a retired   
      
   triple o   
      
   +++   
      
   do me and i'll do u   
      
   +++   
      
   th cunts keep torturing me   
      
   i'm  a bit over ut   
      
   +++   
      
   wonderin how long   
      
   i cn hold off my response   
      
   +++   
      
      
   coz that will be ugly   
      
   +++   
      
   triple games u play   
   -   
   lyric   
      
   +++   
      
   i tried   
   to come in out of th cold   
      
   i dont think so jan   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i'll have to join   
   another secret service organisation   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:28:11]   
   +++   
   The Kinks   
   'Who'll be the Next in Line'   
   +++   
      
   contract killer   
      
   +++   
      
   while seein if i cn   
      
   crash tackle lindsay lohan   
      
   +++   
      
   ah yeah   
      
   gday   
      
   +++   
      
   want yr mothers phoen number   
      
   refunds   
      
   +++   
      
   dont want an offswitch fr her mouth   
      
   fuckin childish   
      
      
   a ballgag does th same thing   
      
   +++   
      
   she's got a crack in her arse   
      
   +++   
      
   i'll find somethin else to   
   complain about   
      
   +++   
      
   my last girlfriend   
   ws fuckin four guys   
      
   i wont be complaining about that   
      
   +++   
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:30:18]   
   +++   
   Robbie Williams&Nicole Kidman   
   'Somethin stupid'   
   +++   
      
   wot th fuck do u want   
      
   +++   
      
   i told ya   
   ya dont have enough magic   
      
      
   blind bitch   
      
   +++   
      
   yr sister is cuter thn u anyway   
      
   +++   
      
   antonia   
      
   +++   
      
   fuck off   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:31:44]   
   +++   
   Bobby McFerrin   
   'Dont Worry Be Happy'   
   +++   
      
   yeah go and have a bong with   
   keith   
      
   +++   
      
   i'll find an aussie one day   
   who knows th name of a song   
      
   th cunt sings   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:32:21]   
   +++   
   DJ Mike Llama   
   'Llama Whippin' Intro'   
   +++   
      
   wot a   
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:32:32]   
   +++   
   Sonny Boy Williamson   
   'Dont Start  Me Talkin''   
   +++   
      
   cuntact   
      
   +++   
      
   yr mind is leakin dear   
      
   +++   
      
   bt all i;d buy u fr xmas is a buttplug   
      
   done enough magic fr u   
      
      
      
   fuckin blind bitch   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:33:33]   
   +++   
   Donovan   
   'Mellow Yellow'   
   +++   
      
   yeah alright kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   i aint proposin to th bitch   
   a yr before she gets   
      
      
   to th day   
      
      
   ever again   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "to a guy who grew up"   
   "twenty clicks in that direction"   
      
   +++   
      
   i grew up   
   twenty clicks   
      
   in th opposite direction   
      
   +++   
      
   in th bowl of th extinct volcano   
   kuta   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:34:59]   
   +++   
   Modern English   
   'Melt With You'   
   +++   
      
   gunna melt somethng   
      
   i'm in a cunt of a mood   
      
      
   actually   
   i should get off t computer   
      
   i'll fry another mother board   
   if i'm not careful   
      
   +++   
      
      
   fuckin montitor jst chucked a wobblie   
   shifted half th screen   
      
   off thleft edge   
      
   apply percussive maintenance   
      
      
   a small tap   
      
   +++   
      
   where's th fuckin big hammer ?   
      
   +++   
      
   never mind   
   th cricket bat will do   
      
   +++   
      
   th wedge end   
      
   smells like shit but   
      
   +++   
      
   ask not   
   how th cricket bat got up yr arse   
      
      
   ask how we're gunna remove it   
      
   +++   
      
   barely suppressed rage   
      
   i'm gunna be counting   
      
      
   dead bodies nxt week   
      
   +++   
      
   and with my protection spell   
   on our aussie troops   
      
   in iraq   
      
   goen blewey   
      
      
      
   we got another aussie soldier   
      
   in hospital   
      
      
   with nasty wounds   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i'm fuckin well in it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   the witchdoctor of australia   
   character   
      
   wont reload   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:38:58]   
   +++   
   Easy Star All Stars   
   'Run'   
   +++   
      
   i've dropped back   
   into bein   
      
   the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta and   
   th toecutter has far fewer restraints   
      
   +++   
      
   history says   
   if i wasnt so public   
      
   i'd be dead already   
      
   all my predecessors   
      
   in this land   
      
      
   died with a bullet in th head   
      
   +++   
      
   i'd still be laughin dickless tracy   
      
   +++   
      
   i know wot happens nxt   
      
   +++   
      
   that spell has already been cast   
      
   had rotten testicles when i threw it   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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