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|    pirate jenny to All    |
|    wot a pisser (who do i want to kill toda    |
|    18 Oct 07 02:52:41    |
      XPost: alt.tv.charmed, alt.gossip.celebrities, rec.sport.unicycling       XPost: alt.ozdebate, alt.bible.prophecy, alt.bbs.public-address       XPost: alt.books       From: pepp@cyberdude.com              wot a pisser (who do i want to kill today)       +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:07:05]       +++       Pure Moods       'X-Files Theme'       +++              u cunt              +++              th wiring harness in th land rover       is cactus              fuckin lucas electrics       prince of darkness              bt i dont think we cn blame land rover       this time              always a first time                            a supercheap       fifteen amp fise              fried th whole loom                     we threw t ont h testbench and              it didnt go boom              till it took over 30 amps              +++                     i keep telin him not                     to buy shit frm              supercheap              +++              i dropped him down to       th auto leccies              in th range rover and       got to give some                     fuckin commodore drivin scum              th withering stare at th lights              +++              yeah right cunt              +++              little brother is       six four and a half and                     intimidation is              jst normal life              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:10:45]       +++       The Police       'roxanne'       +++              cunts              +++              fuckin sick       fuckin dickless tracy pig cunts              +++                     gettin sick of bein tortured by th man              +++              considerng assylum       in another country                     cn anybody use a lethal       black magic man              +++              my little war       with th qeensland cops has              gotten out of hand              +++                     wellif u       hadnt of threatened to kill me              coz              u cunts       sold th guns to my old man                     for his shooting rampage              we might be on better terms              +++              gotm e five cop guns       whacked upside my temple              +++              coz he killed my fuckin mother with it       ya dense cunt              +++                     wont take my complaint                     they always change th subject                     we not hear to talk about that              +++              so              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:14:13]       +++       Flash In The Pan       'Hey St. Peter'       +++              had a bad night last night              th left testicle       went over th edge              +++              i'll have to count th dead bodies in              7 days time              +++              th bong thang              .       .       .                     th trail of dead bodies is gettin longer              +++              th black magic guy              up gympie way                     that wrote th recipe              half th world isnow usin                     to manufacture speed              u know how i feel hey brother              +++              kinda dead now                     bt we got some                     mutual friends              +++              in th motorcycle world and              +++              th cops slammin th bike clubs at th moment              +++              i'm still vice president man              +++              or i'll kill ya              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:18:29]       +++       Ray Stevens       'Witchdoctor'       +++              official club witchdoctor                     dr death              +++              th local pigs       have been torturing me again              +++              got my fuckin record              and jst delight in it              +++              i'm allergic to chicks cunt              +++              jst go off with this       female police officer              and tell her yr story              +++              this is gunna get a lot fuckin uglier              +++              i only got one tool i cn use              +++              i cn kill anybody       without leavin a trace              +++              when they finally got me in th jail              in walks another dickless tracy                     playin mind games              +++              yeah alright              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:21:37]       +++       Good Charlotte       'Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous'       +++                     th poor              and infamous              +++              well              of whacko's on th net                     +++              they're still shitty at me       fr those two senior federal cops              i cant blame em       i would be too              +++              i got away with it              +++              put a bullet in my head cunt              +++              then shut th fuck up       ya weakarse cunt              +++              fuckstick              +++              th inspector general of th secret services of oz              wont answer my letter              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:24:39]       +++       The Kinks       'Susannah's Still Alive'       +++              smile              +++              sorry       wicked smile              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:25:01]       +++       The Black Eyed Peas       'Third Eye'       +++              i dont think       we want a retired              triple o              +++              do me and i'll do u              +++              th cunts keep torturing me              i'm a bit over ut              +++              wonderin how long              i cn hold off my response              +++                     coz that will be ugly              +++              triple games u play       -       lyric              +++              i tried       to come in out of th cold              i dont think so jan              +++                     i'll have to join       another secret service organisation              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:28:11]       +++       The Kinks       'Who'll be the Next in Line'       +++              contract killer              +++              while seein if i cn              crash tackle lindsay lohan              +++              ah yeah              gday              +++              want yr mothers phoen number              refunds              +++              dont want an offswitch fr her mouth              fuckin childish                     a ballgag does th same thing              +++              she's got a crack in her arse              +++              i'll find somethin else to       complain about              +++              my last girlfriend       ws fuckin four guys              i wont be complaining about that              +++              [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:30:18]       +++       Robbie Williams&Nicole Kidman       'Somethin stupid'       +++              wot th fuck do u want              +++              i told ya       ya dont have enough magic                     blind bitch              +++              yr sister is cuter thn u anyway              +++              antonia              +++              fuck off              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:31:44]       +++       Bobby McFerrin       'Dont Worry Be Happy'       +++              yeah go and have a bong with       keith              +++              i'll find an aussie one day       who knows th name of a song              th cunt sings              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:32:21]       +++       DJ Mike Llama       'Llama Whippin' Intro'       +++              wot a              [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:32:32]       +++       Sonny Boy Williamson       'Dont Start Me Talkin''       +++              cuntact              +++              yr mind is leakin dear              +++              bt all i;d buy u fr xmas is a buttplug              done enough magic fr u                            fuckin blind bitch              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:33:33]       +++       Donovan       'Mellow Yellow'       +++              yeah alright kuta              +++              i aint proposin to th bitch       a yr before she gets                     to th day                     ever again              +++                     "to a guy who grew up"       "twenty clicks in that direction"              +++              i grew up       twenty clicks              in th opposite direction              +++              in th bowl of th extinct volcano       kuta              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:34:59]       +++       Modern English       'Melt With You'       +++              gunna melt somethng              i'm in a cunt of a mood                     actually       i should get off t computer              i'll fry another mother board       if i'm not careful              +++                     fuckin montitor jst chucked a wobblie       shifted half th screen              off thleft edge              apply percussive maintenance                     a small tap              +++              where's th fuckin big hammer ?              +++              never mind       th cricket bat will do              +++              th wedge end              smells like shit but              +++              ask not       how th cricket bat got up yr arse                     ask how we're gunna remove it              +++              barely suppressed rage              i'm gunna be counting                     dead bodies nxt week              +++              and with my protection spell       on our aussie troops              in iraq              goen blewey                            we got another aussie soldier              in hospital                     with nasty wounds              +++                     i'm fuckin well in it              +++                     the witchdoctor of australia       character              wont reload              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 12:38:58]       +++       Easy Star All Stars       'Run'       +++              i've dropped back       into bein              the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta and       th toecutter has far fewer restraints              +++              history says       if i wasnt so public              i'd be dead already              all my predecessors              in this land                     died with a bullet in th head              +++              i'd still be laughin dickless tracy              +++              i know wot happens nxt              +++              that spell has already been cast              had rotten testicles when i threw it              +++                            [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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