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|    the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta to All    |
|    done deal    |
|    20 Oct 07 23:27:22    |
      XPost: alt.tv.charmed, alt.traditional.witchcraft, uk.rec.psychic       XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, rec.sport.unicycling, alt.ozdebate       XPost: alt.bible.prophecy, alt.prophecies.nostradamusl       From: pepp@cyberdude.com              done deal       +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 08:54:01]       +++       Machine Gun Fellatio       'Full Moon'       +++              so we've lost       our wedding proposal       slash love poem              out of th blog              +++              "our record anyway"       it;s about time              +++              and if lindsay lohan       goes off and                     gets married       12 mnths to th day                     after our proposal to her       "we went comment on it"              "our version gets deleted before then"       wot about wot's on th net ?                     "jst a record of our diary"       "if it aint in th perms"                     permanent record              +++              sorry sticky nicky              +++              "she's not magic enough"              +++              so we wont use this one              in th same fashion as th last                     "to have her wedding date in advance, no"              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 08:57:55]       +++       The Kinks       'Tired of Waiting For You'       +++              good enough              +++              i'm not waitin that long again              not with how much magic i;ve got              +++              offer withdrawn              +++              i'll remove nickie's music frm th              playlist and                     any other song that twists me              about her              +++              if she ws magic       or had enough magic              fr me to be interested in a union       i woulda gotten a                     return by now              +++              jst another bullshitting actor              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:00:29]       +++       Armin Van Buren & DJ Tiesto       'Eternity'       +++              i think ya dipped out nickie              +++              i am th most magic man on th planet              +++              and i ws th wizard of oz              although mostly disguised                     as th witchdoctor of australia              +++                     good invisibility protection              +++              so how long cn i be       infatuated with this              star              +++              "six months tops"              ok              +++              i agree              +++              we wasted much time              +++              th bong thang              .       .       .              i dont have a firm date       fr when th afghani curse will go out yet                     botherin a few                     i wouldnt make travel plans to go there       in any case                     regardless of wot uniform yr wearing              +++                     warnings have been              posted              +++              [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:04:22]       +++       Tiesto       'Adagio For Strings'       +++              i've yet to sing to th land       as th official kadaitcha man of kuta                     we lost a kuta resident              aussie soldier                            ppl will die              many ppl will die              +++              which i'll skite about       afer th fact              till i die              +++              we'll wear some collateraldamage              thusual              women kids              goats                     poppie fields and              so black tells me                     at least one              oilfield              +++              which i'll enjoy              +++              th natural disaster       is comin anyway              i'm jst gunna take advantage of it              dont kill aussie soldiers              or ya deal with me                     specially if they live on       kuta land              +++              his wife is       still goin nuts and              we're too close       proximity              +++              it'll bee       [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:07:47]       +++       Nirvana       'Big Cheese'       +++              nasty              kuta is involved              +++              we've also started posting       warnings              fr some action              we'll be taking in iraq                     we had an aussie soldier wounded there              +++              u have been warned              +++              and i dont listen to comment       if it;s comin              it jst comes              +++              goin fr a record              in th afghani disaster       which menas                     we're casting at              more than       230 thousand ppl dyin              +++              my powers have increasedd       ramatically              sinc ei dropped th protection spell              on all aussie troops in iraq                                   less energy involved              to avenge deaths              than prevent them                     it held by th way                     we never lost an aussie soldier in iraq              to th enemy                     th protection spell       ws placed online              before our troops              rolled into iraq              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:11:27]       +++       P.O.D.       'Alive'       +++              i need th extra ergs guys              +++              when we lost th guy in       afghanistan                     he wouldnt have been covered by our spell              +++              we reomoved it early to                     revert to              the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta                     he ws a kuta resident              this is                     personal                            my tribe              +++              th aussie compact       says i have t              do th mateship thing                     and still monitor       our soldiers              +++                     th protection spell       is not              going back on              +++              th witchdoctor of australia              wont reload              +++                     no aussie wants him              +++              or acknowlegdes publicly              that he even existed                     "most dont know he did exist"              so              +++              'dont get any blacker"              +++                     hey land surfer dude       "th land luvs me"              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:14:54]       +++       D12       'Purple Hills'       +++              glad something does              +++              th court case ?       'leave it with me"              +++              ok              +++              6 mnths lindsay              and i withdraw th offer              +++              too much pain to hang on to              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:16:10]       +++       Massive Attack       'Safe From Harm'       +++              real magic       does whatever th fuck it pleases              +++              i'll avenge australian deaths       overseas              at th hand of terrorists and              our enemies              in my usual fashion bt                     no more protection spells              +++                     too much load to bare with                     nill support              +++              i'd be       buggin out our soldiers                            in a hurry              so they dont get caugh tup                     in th retaliation strike bt                     they never listen to me              +++              i post multiple warnings                     public              as always bt                     i always wear collateral damage              +++              no retaliation       is not an option                     ppl will die              +++              i have no current ties                     to america              on paper or otherwise              to retaliate fr yr deaths              sorry                     in th name of truth              i admit              i do watch       pbs                     newshour with jim lehrer              and maintain silence                     when th names of yr dead                     are given              +++              umm              +++              dr jayant patel              has popped back up       onto my desk paulo              +++                     "u spelt his name properly"       i must be planning a              surgical strike       "funny"              +++              "first time"              +++              he's goin down       fuck th double jeapordy rules              this is              black magic              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:21:33]       +++       Nirvana       'Come As You Are'       +++              i dont have a gun       dont need one                     my victims die anyway              +++                     six yrs              in              the australian aboriginal secret service                     in th witchdoctor dept              +++              triple o agent                     i kill way too many              to bee a pissy double o              +++              retired              i think                     bt              i got other hats to wear              +++              find out where patel is now and              i want him dead this time                            kuta              dont knock off a higher target       that fits th profile this time              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:23:56]       +++       Powderfinger       'Dont Panic'       +++              i wont kill u              goin after him                     got dr azahari       apologies if it;s spelled wrong              th bomb maker fr       both              kuta beach bombings last time              it ws personal              +++              anythin else ?              "not now"                     ok              +++              later       .       .       .              pirate jenny       "james black"       'the land surfer"       +++       p.s.                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:25:25]       +++       Coldplay       'The Scientist'       +++              --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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