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   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   kuta lady   
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   yes dear   
   gay lady jen is   
   th current active   
      
      
   kuta wiutchdcotor   
      
      
   liek i said   
      
   i dont live on kuta land   
      
      
      
   well   
      
   since kuta lady went outback   
      
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   Blue Oyster Cult   
   'Dont fear the reaper'   
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   she wont do th job   
      
   reads my txts bt   
      
      
   wont do it   
   neither of em have th stones   
      
      
   sorry   
      
   +++   
      
   its a bit thankless   
      
   doesnt even get ya laid   
      
   +++   
      
      
   take it up with her   
      
   liek i said   
   i dont live on kuta land   
      
      
   havent doen fr yrs   
      
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   this fuckin net access better run out soon   
      
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   Frente   
   'Ordinary Angels'   
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   +++   
   The Black Eyed Peas   
   'Third Eye'   
   +++   
      
   she's go tplenty of magic   
   either of th kuta ladies could   
      
   do th actual job   
      
      
   they jst dont care   
      
      
      
   even if they   
   most of em   
   got their butts  tattooed   
      
      
   with th charmed symbol   
      
   real magic still scares em spitless   
      
   +++   
      
   not my problem is it   
      
   +++   
      
   well   
      
   two bitches in my bed and keep em there or   
      
      
      
   fuck off   
      
   +++   
      
   stupid bees   
      
   +++   
      
   it didnt last   
   it never does   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   Fiona Apple   
   'Across The Universe'   
   +++   
      
   doesnt matter much   
   wot they think   
   on th other side of th earth   
      
      
   th universe ?   
      
      
      
   th ppl   
   on this planet   
      
   have no idea   
      
   wot th witchdoctors have been fighting   
      
   +++   
      
   why should they care   
      
   +++   
      
   doesnt make my dick wet   
      
   +++   
      
   u live with sore tetsicles   
      
   women are bitches   
      
      
      
      
   dont try and argue different   
      
   i kept  a diary   
      
      
   whiel i sang to em fr six yrs   
      
   +++   
      
   i will remain   
      
   the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta   
      
   i keep my title   
      
      
   i dont live in kuta anyway   
      
      
      
   and nobody   
   in kuta is lookin after me   
      
   +++   
      
   kuta lady escaped   
      
   +++   
      
   not breakin any contract   
      
   i wasnt paid   
      
   +++   
      
   current busienss   
   we finish and   
      
   pick another local   
      
   +++   
      
   head witchdoctor fr oz ?   
      
      
   fifty yrs is th forecast   
      
   till th nxt   
   superfreak steps up   
      
      
   my firstborn wont do it   
      
   look who raised him   
      
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   Trivium   
   'Falling To Grey'   
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   Nirvana   
   'Breed'   
   +++   
      
   devil eyes has th magic   
   true enough   
      
   bt he wasnt raised hard enough   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i think he;s too late to save   
      
   +++   
      
   well kuta   
      
   u make contact with him then   
      
   +++   
      
      
   he'll kill u   
      
   +++   
      
   trust me   
      
   +++   
      
   dont put it past him   
      
   +++   
      
   that whoel fuckin family   
   none of em could do my job   
      
   read th fuckin record   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   Donna Summers   
   'I Feel Love (12 Inch Single Mi'   
   +++   
      
   love ya hard and shit   
      
   +++   
      
   fuck off   
      
   +++   
      
   if jen wont do it   
   try strawberry   
      
   +++   
      
   i dont have a guy;s name to put forward   
      
   +++   
      
   oh yeah umm   
      
   maybe amber   
      
   ++   
      
   she/he could do it   
      
   lives on th flank of kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   if ya beat womble over th head   
   with th truth fr about   
      
      
   six months   
      
      
   he could do it   
      
   +++   
      
   th big job ?   
      
   +++   
      
   50 yrs   
      
   +++   
      
   it's not th first time   
   we been without a head witchdcotor   
      
   is rare   
      
   +++   
      
      
   who gives a fuck if i did a good job   
      
   +++   
      
      
   u might be th land kuta   
      
   bt i live here   
      
      
   not in oz   
      
   +++   
      
   toomany thinbk i;m a coon   
   and th other half abus eme   
      
      
   because i said i ws a coon   
      
   +++   
      
      
   cant win   
      
   +++   
      
   i know when i;m beaten   
      
   +++   
      
      
   u go and get tortured by the man then   
   i'm still allergic to chicks   
      
   +++   
      
   how does it read ?   
      
      
   how do ya think it reads   
      
   +++   
      
      
   well aussies come out of it   
   lookin pretty fuckin stupid   
      
   that;s how it reads   
      
   +++   
      
   not tellin u   
   anythin u didnt know   
      
   +++   
      
   he said i'd be   
   famous after i died   
      
   most of em jst think it   
   jokes on him   
      
   i'll outlive him   
   he;s growin old   
      
   +++   
      
   u didnt give me that   
   i ws born with it   
      
      
   freak   
      
   +++   
      
      
   if at first   
   th idea isnt absurd   
   then it has no merit   
      
   albert einstein   
      
   +++   
      
      
   wot   
      
   do th stingless bees   
      
   use for their protection   
      
      
   i payed fr my curiosity   
      
   +++   
      
   i got no material benefit kuta   
   far frm it   
      
      
   opposite in fact   
      
   +++   
      
   pick someone younger   
   with some money in their pocket   
      
      
   a local   
   and groom them   
      
   +++   
      
   done my bit fr oz   
      
      
   oz dont give a fuck remember   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   Cat Stevens   
   'Father And Son'   
   +++   
      
   it'd take me five yrs   
   to undo wot she;s done and   
      
   too soft   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Korn   
   'My Gift To You'   
   +++   
      
   it was within my gift   
      
   told er   
      
   +++   
      
   it's a boy   
   now shut th fuck up   
      
      
   a female   
      
   yr fuckin jokin   
      
   got wot she wanted   
      
      
   whinge till she dies   
      
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   Eminem   
   'Lose Yourself'   
   +++   
      
   i intend to   
      
   i arrived back in kuta   
      
      
   after a long absence   
      
   on a  motorycle   
      
      
   with a tank bag and   
      
   saddle bags   
      
   +++   
      
   if ya get really stuck   
   give me a call   
      
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   Blue   
   'Blues Revenge'   
   +++   
      
   not again   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Laurie Anderson   
   'Sharkeys Night'   
   +++   
      
   wont happen   
      
   +++   
      
   u dont know australians   
      
   +++   
      
   th news   
   that th witchdoctor of australia   
      
   had resigned   
      
      
   would only make em smile   
      
      
   fuckin fauna   
      
   +++   
      
   th protection spell   
   they wouldnt believe in any case   
      
   or care   
      
   +++   
      
   rock spider maybe   
      
   he's a witchdoctor   
      
   +++   
      
   or brother julian   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   U2   
   'With Or Without You'   
   +++   
      
   how much u want fr nothing kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   do like i did   
   pick a  younger model   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   +++   
   Kevin Bloody Wilson   
   'I Gave Up Wanking'   
   +++   
      
   now yr just fuckin with me   
   thatll never happen   
      
   +++   
      
   even two bitches couldnt keep up   
      
   i had to fire em   
      
   th sex went under one day in two   
      
      
   u live with th bitches   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm not amused   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   PJ Harvey   
   'Meet Ze Monsta'   
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   Plain White T's   
   'Hey There Delilah'   
   +++   
      
   u bein funny ?   
      
   +++   
      
   cmon kuta   
   lindsay lohan is fuckin gorgeous   
      
   +++   
      
   i know she's another fake witch   
      
   i think she got more magic than   
   sticky nicky   
      
      
   got six mnths to notice i'm alive   
      
   +++   
      
   it;d be a start   
      
   +++   
      
   i'll be makin history like i do   
      
   -   
      
   lyric   
      
   +++   
      
   i dint write a poem   
      
   i apologise   
      
   +++   
      
   look   
   she got laid in rehab   
      
   thats four thousand times   
      
      
      
   better than th local chicks   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i'm sold   
      
   +++   
      
   i'd make ya magic   
      
   cant hang around me without it   
      
      
   rubbin off   
      
      
   th local chicks dont get it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   anyway   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   Cake   
   'Going the Distance'   
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   Do Re Mi   
   'Idiot Grin'   
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Jewel   
   'Till We Run Out of Road'   
   +++   
      
   somewhere out there   
      
   there's a real woman   
      
      
   wh ocn handle th fact   
   that i'm a realman   
      
      
   wont sit in a room   
   with female pheremones   
      
   unless i'm drained   
      
   or   
      
   i cn smoke   
      
      
      
   +++   
      
   somewhere   
      
      
   jst not here   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   pirate jenny   
   "james black"   
   'the land surfer"   
   +++   
   p.s.   
      
      
      
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