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   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   who listens to comment   
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   been wonderin where i got it from   
      
      
      
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   Powderfinger   
   'Stumblin''   
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   my uncle   
   genie   
      
   eugene   
      
   bopped thru th front door this arv   
      
      
   lives 1200 k's up north   
      
      
      
   ah yeah gday   
      
   +++   
      
   ws talkin about ya yesterday   
      
   trekkin to his daughter's house   
      
   +++   
      
   funny   
      
      
   he raised me and little brother fr a whiel and   
      
   we livin together   
      
      
   and two of his daughters doin th same   
      
      
   +++   
      
   nice of ya to tell us   
   u moved to brisvegas   
      
   +++   
      
   in his sixties   
      
   how ya goin with th computer then big fella   
      
   +++   
      
   ah good   
      
   yeah i cn write ya gamblin program   
      
      
   wouldnt be my first   
      
   +++   
      
   better   
   i'll write it with ya and   
      
   teach ya a new world   
      
   +++   
      
   befor ei knew u were comin   
      
   two books out of th shed   
      
      
   one a c+++ programmign languag   
      
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   Fantasy   
   'Black Box'   
   +++   
      
   e and   
      
   th programmers technical reference   
      
   so it;s kinda in my head   
      
   read a few thousand words today on th subject   
      
   +++   
      
      
   alright genie   
      
   +++   
      
   when ya tire of yr daughters   
      
   come stay with yr sons   
      
   +++   
      
   tell me this old man   
      
   do i get my   
      
   i cou;ldnt give a fuck about comment   
      
      
   or wot ppl think   
      
   frm u or   
      
      
   my step father   
   litle brtoehrs dad   
      
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   cant spell   
      
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   ask im a  car question   
      
   +++   
      
   knows all   
   tells all   
      
      
   diucjhed   
      
   +++   
      
   arrived in a rollerskate   
   as usual   
      
   a tiny micro car   
      
   +++   
      
      
   where's th ute man ?   
      
   +++   
      
   and th boat   
      
   a caravan   
      
   +++   
      
   th boat   
      
   +++   
      
   ah good   
      
   i'll get a chess game in   
      
      
   right   
   all friendship ceases   
      
   bourbon;s in th fridge   
      
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   Massive Attack   
   'Unfinished Sympathy'   
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   raised with a gold spoon in yr mouth ya prick   
      
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   nah it;s alright   
   i know th old lady ws raised by maids   
      
   +++   
      
   and my stepfather ws   
   rraised by   
   peasant farmers   
      
      
      
   balance   
      
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   ya arrogant dutch bastard   
      
   +++   
      
      
   we luv im   
      
   +++   
      
   yeah he   
   punched me in th face   
      
      
   and threw me out   
      
   three months after th oldies died bt   
      
      
   i deserved it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   hard to handle   
      
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   do i live fr them or fr me   
      
   +++   
      
   when th fifth person   
   walks up to ya   
      
   and says they are   
   livin vicariously thru u   
      
   +++   
      
   a nice surf in th soft   
   misty rain   
      
   on th suspension unicycle   
   to th shop   
      
      
   to get coffee   
      
   +++   
      
   how long ya been driving ?   
      
   +++   
      
   th family minding service already triggered   
      
   +++   
      
   a lady friend called jennifer hey   
      
   oh nothing   
      
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   Nickelback   
   'Because Of You'   
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   +++   
   Ben Lee   
   'Cigarettes Will Kill You'   
   +++   
      
   fuck nettie   
      
   he's goen four months without smokin and   
      
      
   he had to duck outside   
      
   to have a durrie with me   
      
   +++   
      
      
   and u wanted my permision to marry this guy   
      
   +++   
      
   i didnt give it   
      
   +++   
      
   i know wot genie is gunna say   
      
   +++   
      
   we had a word   
      
   +++   
      
   wot coincidences u travelled with lately   
      
   +++   
      
   lots of ones   
      
   +++   
      
   i ws standin on this roof   
      
   and kennie rang little brother   
      
      
   frm melbourne   
      
   i hear him askin   
      
      
   if he's goin to th cup   
      
   th horsie race   
      
   th big one   
      
      
   and i turn and   
      
      
   i see a street sign   
      
   +++   
      
   wot race track that race at little brother   
      
      
   ah nuthin   
      
   +++   
      
      
   hmm   
      
   +++   
      
   his back ws fucked   
   i ws helpin him   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   Nirvana   
   'Paper Cuts'   
   +++   
      
   nearly   
   a disc blowin out   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   Bruce Springsteen   
   'Born To Run'   
   +++   
      
   not at th moment   
      
   +++   
      
   breakin doctors orders bt   
      
   a personal emergency   
      
   dragged me back into my diary   
      
   +++   
      
   wants me to keep writin it bt   
      
   offline   
      
   +++   
      
   a five alarm fire   
   in th family this afternoon   
      
   +++   
      
   is he stoppin here ?   
      
      
   jst doen a few things today   
      
      
   that dont make sense yet   
      
   +++   
      
   although   
   i ws burrowin thru   
      
      
   interrupt handlers and   
   really old software code   
      
   +++   
      
   think i might pay a visit   
      
   little brother said he'd   
      
      
   call around   
      
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   Metalica   
   'Frantic'   
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   mellow out nettie   
      
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   Alanis Morrisette   
   'You Oughta Know'   
   +++   
      
      
   start writin again ya dense bitch   
      
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   too many psychics in this family   
      
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   DJ Lords of Acid   
   'Heaven Is An Orgasm'   
   +++   
      
   i'm still gettin visions at orgasm bt   
   they bother me less   
      
   +++   
      
   th mood stabilizin drugs   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckers to cut in half though   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   +++   
      
   i started dreaming again   
   i havent dreamed in ages   
      
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   vivid   
   full colour and   
      
   +++   
      
   lotsa nightmares   
      
   +++   
      
   not as bad as they were bt   
      
   i couldnt get to th bar   
      
      
   to get a beer   
      
   +++   
      
      
   fuck they;ve tamed   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   Culture Club   
   'Karma Chameleon'   
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Paul Oakenfold ft Brittany Murphy   
   'Faster Kill Pussycat'   
   +++   
      
   less ppl dyin   
      
   in my dreams   
      
   +++   
      
   focus pulled way back maybe   
      
   +++   
      
   th operant psychic shit   
      
   has it;s own agenda   
      
   +++   
      
   if th info   
   cn be liftedoff th net and   
      
   i cn ranslate it   
   programmatically   
      
      
   i cn write yr system up for ya   
      
   +++   
      
      
   my old gold lotto prgoram   
      
   came out about even   
      
   +++   
      
   65% ?   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm in   
   if it;s over 55   
      
   +++   
      
   yr system   
   yr way   
      
   and fully automated   
      
   u jst have to slow down and   
      
      
   explain it   
      
   +++   
      
   ya know   
      
   fuzzy logic   
      
      
   well we got   
      
   wobblie logic   
      
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   same dog   
   different leg action   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   Limp Bizkit   
   'Hot Dog'   
   +++   
      
   ah good   
   my gift is firin ok   
      
   +++   
      
   show me always   
      
   +++   
      
   if she loses another kid   
      
      
   like she lost th last four   
      
   +++   
      
   no, we'll help   
      
   +++   
      
   i got nuthin else goin on   
      
   +++   
      
   male and female   
   by   
   margaret mead   
      
   also came outta th shed today   
      
   +++   
      
   my mothers name   
   marguerite   
      
      
   marguerite   
   yr brother ws here today   
      
   +++   
      
   i jst opened up   
      
   th c++ reference book to   
      
      
   child process messaging   
      
   interface objects   
      
      
   an object programming book   
      
   +++   
      
   it'll have t bee net aware   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   Placebo   
   'Sleeping With Ghosts'   
   +++   
      
   wot progs in yr laptop ?   
      
   +++   
      
   no we cn use that   
      
      
      
   use hibernate   
      
      
   jst boot properly occasionally   
      
   or when it crashes   
      
   +++   
      
   last time around   
   he hated computers   
      
   +++   
      
   one of his daughters   
      
   ran a web portal   
      
   +++   
      
   he looks in good nick mum   
      
   wish he;d ride th pushie   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   Eminem   
   'Fight Music'   
   +++   
      
   yr sister   
   is still   
      
   followin that guru   
      
   +++   
      
   i cant talk to er   
      
   +++   
      
   sorry   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   Good Charlotte   
   'Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous'   
   +++   
      
   ok i'm not sorry   
      
   +++   
      
   bad clue   
   to th song about t play   
      
   +++   
      
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   should yr   
   psychologist   
      
   have a cute bum   
      
   +++   
      
   in my case   
      
   probly yes   
      
   +++   
      
   i had to delete it   
   th questions my mother asks   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   Andrea Bocelli   
   'Con Te Partiro'   
   +++   
      
   u;d liek this mum   
      
   +++   
      
   i'll write it fr im   
   he cn market it   
      
      
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