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   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   Unrequited sex and drugs n rock n roll is boring   
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   she gave me this kindda   
   vague look and   
      
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   Snap   
   'Oops Up'   
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   it;s for chicks   
      
   i said   
      
      
   to th stunning redhead   
      
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   that ws saturday night   
      
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   today's monday and another chick said t me   
   wh dont ya go out busking   
      
   i couldnt afford th coffee   
   left th shop empty handed   
      
   i wouldnt sing in public again fr a   
   million dollars   
      
   it;d still b   
   unrequited sex n drugs n rock n roll   
      
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   done enough of it   
      
      
   it;s fr chicks i tell ya   
      
   th bullshit   
      
      
   so pervasive   
      
   +++   
      
   i cant even find   
   in my heart   
      
      
   a reason to visit my drug dealer   
      
   +++   
      
   things have changed   
      
   +++   
      
   it's seriously boring   
      
   +++   
      
   i did however   
   sing fr two hours   
      
      
      
   th guy   
      
   ws celebratin th birth of his first son   
      
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   ACDC   
   'Girls Got Rhythm'   
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   bt when midnight came   
      
   i ws already in th car   
      
      
   on my way home   
      
   +++   
      
   now that's different   
      
      
   and only three drinks   
      
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   i think i;m out   
      
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   KLF   
   'Last train to trancentral'   
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   The Beatles   
   'Strawberry Fields'   
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   sorry strawberry   
   i had to split   
      
   +++   
      
   we were gunna swap numbers bt   
      
      
   th boys whinged too much   
      
   +++   
      
   i dunno   
      
   +++   
      
   u want that compilation cd   
   th new one   
      
   u'll have to track me down   
   or i wont make it   
      
      
      
   still tryin to replenish all th music i lost   
      
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   somewhere in that gorgeous head   
      
   i know u understand   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   George   
   'Strange Days'   
   +++   
      
   i left in a hurry   
      
   th gay chick isnt on th pill   
      
      
   or pregnant and   
      
   too much cuddle and   
      
      
   i wasnt properly medicated   
      
   for that event   
      
   +++   
      
   too much honesty   
      
   i didnt tell er that though   
      
   +++   
      
   honesty is a crock   
      
   +++   
      
   thinkin on takin a vow of silence   
      
      
   every time my mouth opens   
      
      
   out comes   
      
   truth and   
      
      
   look th fuck out   
      
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   doesnt do shit fr me   
      
   +++   
      
   and th truth shall set u free   
      
      
   it wont get u laid though   
      
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   Presidents of the united state   
   'We Are Not Going To Make IT'   
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   cool   
      
   +++   
      
   i had to sing   
   fr four days at home   
      
   to have a nice voice   
      
   fr joshies   
      
      
   firstborn son bash   
      
   +++   
      
   bt umm   
      
   +++   
      
   i dont do this anymore   
      
   +++   
      
      
   well u asked   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Sade   
   'The Sweetest Taboo'   
   +++   
      
   should of kept my mouth shut   
      
   +++   
      
   if i do   
   get an invite   
      
   fr our regular   
      
   xmas day and evening bash   
      
      
   i may arrive with a ballgag in my mouth   
      
   +++   
      
   strawberry   
   wants to take up   
   singing lessons   
      
   dont do lead strawberry   
      
   ya have to sing   
   th same fuckin shit   
      
   over and over   
   and over   
      
   +++   
      
   or they squeel   
      
   i dont listen to any of em   
      
   +++   
      
   finest compliment i ever got   
      
   singin with th buskers ws   
      
      
   wot u do   
   doesnt make any sense bt   
      
   u keep doin it   
      
   +++   
      
   wouldnt sing th backing track   
      
   off th record   
      
   +++   
      
   u want th original   
      
   go and download it   
      
   +++   
      
   i slipped into old habits   
   acapella   
      
   tryin to be   
      
   in th rhythm section and   
      
   wanderin off with th lead   
      
   +++   
      
      
   ho hum   
      
   +++   
      
   at least there ws  a hot redhead there   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   The Kinks   
   'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy'   
   +++   
      
   sure brightened th place up   
      
   +++   
      
   am i surprised to cya strawberry ?   
      
   not really   
      
      
   a chick   
      
      
   who looks a bit liek u   
      
   gracing my desktop   
      
   +++   
      
   shoulda told ya   
   about tha pic   
      
   on my desktop   
      
      
   when th   
   cops interrogated me   
      
      
   a goldfish   
   bein interrogated by a  nazi cat   
      
   +++   
      
   ws it a surprise ?   
      
   not much is   
      
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   one thing my gift did do   
   real good   
      
   +++   
      
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   Ween   
   'It's A Bong, Not A Microphone'   
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   when i arrived home   
   to find th cops   
      
   surroundin my home   
      
      
   and took my bong   
      
   and my emergency stash   
      
      
   pain medication   
      
      
   they were all on foot and   
      
   i coulda jst kept driving   
      
   +++   
      
   with brand new   
   legal meds in th car   
      
   i had a fuckin good giggle   
   at their expense   
      
   u think u had a win ?   
      
   +++   
      
   makes me feel good   
   if they come in numbers again   
      
   they might not find me again   
      
      
   a gift   
      
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   trained   
      
   +++   
      
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   +++   
   Rory Gallagher   
   'Ghost Blues'   
   +++   
      
   writin clues to th song about to play   
      
   well that one wasnt all that good   
      
   +++   
      
   dont get everything right   
   i'm a real psychic   
      
      
   when i really need it though   
   it shines   
      
   +++   
      
   99% accurate   
      
   th magazine psychics cry in their ads   
      
      
   yeah right   
      
   +++   
      
   if i get five percent over   
   th average   
      
   i'm ahead   
      
   +++   
      
   and i get way over that   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   Delta Goodrem   
   'Predictable'   
   +++   
      
   predictable   
      
   +++   
      
   th only thing with   
   predicting things is   
      
      
   it involves u   
   in wot happens   
      
   +++   
      
   and th real shitty thing is   
      
   mostly   
      
      
   it always comes backwards   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   Regurgitator   
   'Pop Porn'   
   +++   
      
   regurgitate yr meal and   
      
   it comes out   
   of th mouth   
      
   instead of goin in   
      
   +++   
      
   too fuckin easy   
      
   +++   
      
   boring...   
      
   and still   
      
      
   no validation   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   +++   
   Kylie Minogue   
   'Slow'   
   +++   
      
   it's fuckin slow alright   
      
   maybe it;s th colour of my skin   
      
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   Culture Club   
   'Karma Chameleon'   
   +++   
      
   fuckit   
      
   outta here   
      
      
   shit to do   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   black   
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   p.s.   
      
      
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Plain White T's   
   'Hey There Delilah'   
   +++   
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
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   PJ Harvey & Thom Yorke   
   'This Mess We're In'   
   +++   
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
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   +++   
   Dandy Warhols   
   'Heroin Is So Passe'   
   +++   
   .   
   .   
   .   
   [the wiz exits th blog laughing]   
      
   [load th machine guns]   
      
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   +++   
   Judy Garland   
   'Wizard of Oz - We're Off To See The Wizard'   
   +++   
      
   [fire]   
      
   [we lose more peasants this way...]   
      
      
   [they really should read th signs]   
      
      
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   +++   
   Shakespears Sister   
   'You're History'   
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   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)