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   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   make us happy   
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   picked up my 36 inch unicycle this morning   
      
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   Cake   
   'I Will Survive'   
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   ah funny   
      
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   made it to th end of th street and back   
      
      
   turns take a while   
      
   slow steerer   
      
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   got th dismount ok bt   
      
   freemounting i havent quite cracked   
      
   th arse fallin out of th sky at th moment   
      
      
   it's raining   
      
   or i'd still be on it   
      
      
   typical   
   always rains when i get a new bike   
      
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   always   
      
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   it backs up so far   
   tryin to freemount it and   
      
      
   man it;s high geared   
      
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   took me   
      
   ten pedals before i could   
   comfortably put th weight down in th seat   
      
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   that couple of weeks ridin a hardtail uni have helped   
      
   +++   
      
   th monoshock beast is whingin bt   
      
   it'll still get ridden   
      
      
   this thing is fr   
   special rides   
      
      
   down bicycle trails and   
   parades   
      
      
   i live in lawnton   
   mostly flat   
      
   perfect fr big unicycles   
      
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   who am i kiddin   
   i'll be ridin it to th shops in no time   
      
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   wot did i get fr xmas ?   
      
   guess   
      
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   need a bourbon   
   think i did my self an injury tryin to mount it   
      
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   got a ten percent dicount coz i'll ride it   
      
   love paul and simon   
      
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   their shop sticker ont h beast   
   i thrown enough sales their way   
      
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   INXS   
   'THE LOVED ONE'   
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   ta   
      
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   muchly   
      
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   havent gotten th original   
   by   
   the loved ones   
      
   yet   
      
   bt i will   
      
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   got it on video somewhere   
   one of th first music film clips   
      
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   paul has finally learned how to ride a uni   
   said it took him all of a week and a half   
      
   it does make abs hey man   
      
      
   this big beast will   
      
   flatten my tummy   
      
      
   still puttin on weight   
   some of it muscle   
      
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   whacks th core strength up   
   better than a bicycle   
      
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   Massive Attack   
   'Hymn Of The Big Wheel'   
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   ah yeah   
   synchronicity firing   
      
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   music volume   
   up   
      
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   th big wheel doesnt like turning   
      
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   it;s gunna frighten hell out of me   
   on th hills   
      
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   some indeterminate time in th future   
      
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   been to th pub and bought my supplies fr new yrs tonight and   
      
   this is th best xmas i;ve had in   
   7 yrs   
      
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   money still in my pocket   
      
   alcohol to drink on new yrs eve and   
      
      
   a gorgeous ne ride   
      
   parked inside downstairs   
      
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   hey santa   
      
   where's my big wheel ?   
      
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   th magic   
      
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   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   th cab ride cost me $75   
      
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   i dont care   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   i'll have to put this track   
   back on th mp3 player playlist   
      
   it dried out by th way   
   workin fine now   
      
   +++   
      
   i worked out how to   
   get on it   
   usin a  telegraph pole   
      
   i cn get around on it   
      
   sorta   
      
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   David Essex   
   'Rock On'   
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   cool as   
      
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   who am i kiddin   
   i'll be freemountin it   
   within a  week   
      
      
   and takin it on th train   
      
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   it's still raining   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   hope yr xmas ws as good as mine   
      
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   oh   
      
   i got free internet again   
      
   makes it about   
   half th time i been on th net   
      
      
   balance in every thing   
      
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   zen   
   and th art of unicycle maintenance   
      
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   The Beatles   
   'Day Tripper'   
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   she's a big teaser   
      
   lyric   
      
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   my unicycle first   
      
   girls third   
      
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   me second   
      
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   "she's a big teaser"   
      
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   anyhoo   
   it;s not rainin so hard now   
      
      
   later much   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   pirate jenny   
   "black"   
   'the land surfer"   
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   p.s.   
      
      
      
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   ?   
   '?'   
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   Bjork   
   'Human Behaviour'   
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   The Style Council   
   'Walls Come Tumbing Down'   
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   Machine Gun Fellatio   
   'Wot u got'   
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   Kylie Minogue   
   'Loving Days'   
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