XPost: alt.tv.charmed, alt.traditional.witchcraft, uk.rec.psychic   
   XPost: rec.sport.unicycling, alt.local.village.idiot, alt.ozdebate   
   XPost: alt.prophecies.nostradamus   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   Deep voodoo 5 8th   
   +++   
      
   i stacked th 36 inch unicycle   
   a faceplant crash   
      
   th right knee only jst come good frm it   
   jst a graze really   
      
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   Snap   
   'Rythm is a dancer'   
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   u reckon my rhythm ws out computer ?   
      
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   i spose   
      
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   ten pedals into an 8 kilo' ride   
      
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   straight into th ground   
      
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   a fall off th front of th uni   
   if u arent in th know   
      
   facefirst into th bitumen   
      
   +++   
      
   i picked myself up and   
   remounted again straight away   
      
   didnt affect th ride any   
      
   +++   
      
   still not skittish mounting th big beast but   
   that's th second time it's thrown me   
      
   +++   
      
   i caught some   
   penny farthings racing on th tube today   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Marilyn Manson   
   'Tainted Love'   
   +++   
      
   one too many wheels   
      
   +++   
      
   bt at least they werent safety bicycles   
      
   +++   
      
   th winner   
   ws a guy who'd only been ridin em   
      
   three weeks   
      
   go figure   
      
   +++   
      
   36 inch uni's   
   would be a sight to see racing   
      
   +++   
      
   flight test time   
   wot threw me off this time   
      
   +++   
      
   a tiny little bump   
   th wheel accelerated and   
      
   i ws thrown off   
      
   +++   
      
   i fell off th front   
   over compensating obviously   
      
   and early in th ride   
      
   +++   
      
   yesterday's ride i   
   fell off on th gravel path thru th trees   
   down on th cow pasture road   
      
      
   i walked th beast back to th bitumen   
   to remount   
      
      
   not a bad crash   
   jst hit a stick and   
   she fell   
      
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   +++   
   Alanis Morrisette   
   'Ironic'   
   +++   
      
   and kuta lady's brother   
   comes roarin down th grass verge   
      
      
   racin another ute   
      
   fully sick sideways racing   
   th other ute on th bitumen and   
      
   i'm jst standin there   
      
      
   he yelled out hi and   
      
   nearly crashed   
      
   a big ditch on th grass   
      
      
   he jst caught it   
      
   +++   
      
   so i ws   
   jst standin there   
   waitin fr th cars to all go by   
   so i could remount on th bitumen   
      
   i ended up   
   takin it back to th trail   
   in th trees   
      
   to remount   
      
   and got back up in th dirt   
      
   +++   
      
   it struck me   
   i'd fallen off at th right time   
      
   +++   
      
   usually   
   i get round th whole   
   big block   
      
   without a fall   
      
      
      
   made it this arv that way   
   round th medium block   
      
   +++   
      
   isnt it ironic   
   jst standin there   
      
   waiting   
      
   to see th show   
      
   +++   
      
   course   
      
   when i left home   
      
   little brother ws on th phone   
      
   to th guy;s sister   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Shania Twain   
   'Man! I Feel Like A Woman'   
   +++   
      
   she had gone gaurantor on his car loan   
      
   i got back   
   not knowin wot her call ws about   
   to say i'd seen him   
      
   and i got th goss   
      
      
   they stickin her fr money on his loan   
   he's in default   
      
      
   and here he is sideways in th grass   
      
   hmm   
      
   +++   
      
   yr a mad bugger christian   
   nearly lost it   
      
   +++   
      
   how did kuta lady's little sister become guarantor   
      
   +++   
      
   buggered if i know   
      
   +++   
      
   i saw yr mad brother   
      
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   he said gday bt   
      
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   Massive Attack   
   'Protection'   
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   lucky i was there   
   coz he backed off to yell out to me   
      
   +++   
      
   a tiny little culvert in th grass ahead and   
      
   he ws racin his mate   
      
   +++   
      
   calm down kuta lady   
   he jst a young brave   
      
   and like all young braves   
   no brains   
      
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   +++   
   Adam Freeland vs The Doors   
   'Hello I love You'   
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   3 weeks to go and   
   i cn get a car sideways again   
      
   and i wont be on a good behaviour bond anymore   
      
   +++   
      
   i sink this bourbon   
   thinkin on it   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   eleven hundred dollars   
   out of her baby bonus   
      
   little brother ws ropable   
   jst sayin   
      
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   lucky he bumped into me and not   
   he   
      
   +++   
      
   i jst smiled   
      
   with th massive unicycle under arm   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Sugababes   
   'Overload'   
   +++   
      
   strange fear   
   i aint felt fr yrs   
      
   first lyric   
      
   +++   
      
   th big wheel   
      
   when it spits ya   
      
   +++   
      
   out of th 20 or so times it;s spat me   
   since jan 1   
      
   only two faceplants   
      
   +++   
      
   usually jst step off   
      
   +++   
      
   i checked my savings today   
      
   nearly ready to buy another   
   solo wheel   
      
   a 29 or   
   another 26   
      
   +++   
      
   th itch   
   to create another monoshock wheel   
      
   +++   
      
   i chucked it past chris   
      
   he seemed kinda interested   
      
   +++   
      
   a fabricator of note   
      
   trippy has disappeared   
      
   gone bush   
      
   +++   
      
   so trippy wont bee makin th nxt one   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   Bach   
   'Toccata and Fugue in D Minor'   
   +++   
      
   u sayin he sufferin a fugue   
      
   +++   
      
   stayin away frm th law i figured   
      
   +++   
      
   trippy th hydro kangaroo   
      
   now livin in th bush   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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   Bjork   
   'Venus As A Boy'   
   +++   
      
   ok he is young   
      
   +++   
      
   wouldnt be 21 yet   
      
   +++   
      
   i found another rollcage builder of note   
   who cn bend pipe and   
      
   ya see this solo wheel   
   i wanna put suspension on it   
      
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   ELP Emerson Lake And Palmer   
   'Fanfare For The Common Man'   
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   [gearing]   
      
   +++   
      
   th holy grail of uni design   
      
   +++   
      
   i had a sturmey archer geared hub   
   we were gunna use bt   
      
   versace lady jane has it   
      
   +++   
      
   cow   
      
   +++   
      
   i paid fr that thing   
      
   +++   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   +++   
      
   secret mens business   
      
   +++   
      
   i bumped into a beautiful dusky lady th other day   
      
   well yesterday   
      
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   stirred my soul   
   i have to admit   
      
   to my blog   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   Bob Marley   
   'Sun Is Shining'   
   +++   
      
   perked up my day   
      
   ok   
      
   +++   
      
   still off th whacky weed   
   harder to free associate bt   
      
   th magic still works   
      
   +++   
      
   got a contract to think about   
      
   a little black magic whammy   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   +++   
   Jewel   
   'Till We Run Out of Road'   
   +++   
      
   he still hasnt come back to face oz justice   
      
   +++   
      
   a little longer and   
   i'll have to point th bone of death at im   
      
   +++   
      
   which i'll enjoy   
      
   maybe a little too much   
      
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   Tokyo Ghetto Pussy   
   'I Want You'   
   +++   
      
   pussy struck fucker   
      
   +++   
      
   kuta wants yr hide   
      
   +++   
      
   a little longer dear   
   not time yet   
      
   NXT   
      
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   +++   
   Tokyo Ghetto Pussy   
   'I Want You'   
   +++   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Jewel   
   'This Way'   
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   +++   
   Jose Feliciano   
   'Light My Fire'   
   +++   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   dr patel   
      
   we had a little backfire last time we tried   
      
   +++   
      
   everyone went nuts about indian doctors fr a coupel weeks afterwards   
      
   +++   
      
   i'll write a better curse nxt time cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   [kuta volcano wakin up]   
      
   +++   
      
   th killer stingless bees buzzin   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   Ram Jam   
   'Black Betty'   
   +++   
      
   [elizabethe anne shake a spear]   
      
   +++   
      
   when waiting is   
   kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
      
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   +++   
   Kylie Minogue   
   'Loving Days'   
   +++   
      
   ok   
      
   +++   
      
   we'll get im   
   if he doesnt come back to face th music   
      
   +++   
      
   th legal avenues not yet   
      
   fully explored is all   
      
   +++   
      
   i wonder if my ex   
   first wife   
      
   still owns that house in bundaberg   
      
   +++   
      
      
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   The Red Hot Chilli Peppers   
   'Californication 2'   
   +++   
      
      
      
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