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   R Kym Horsell to chovy   
   Re: ufo sightings up "because of pandemi   
   21 Jan 21 23:40:40   
   
   XPost: alt.paranet.ufo   
   From: kym@kymhorsell.com   
      
   In alt.paranet.ufo chovy  wrote:   
   >>[300 lines elided]   
   > https://briskreader.com/link/d1u1bOPbv9U   
      
   If there was a nice story to go along wid it, maybe I would click on   
   a link.   
      
   Lemme tell you how a data scientist works.   
      
   Mon: Lady Gaga says an ET impregnated her at a party last week   
   and she had just delivered a small silver-skinned child.   
   Doctor provides affidavit she was not pregnant as recently as 4 wks ago.   
      
   Wed: dozens of disk buzz Washington DC for 24 hrs straight.   
   Seen by 1000s live and covered by specials on all networks.   
      
   Sat: A tictac lands on the Whitehouse lawn and a flying   
   jellyfish emerges to give Pres Biden some kind of gadget.   
      
   Data Scientist: "3 UFO sightings this week; below average".   
      
   --   
   What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out,   
   which is the exact opposite.   
   -- Bertrand Russell, "Skeptical_Essays", 1928   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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