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|    Jimmy Wilhelmssohn to All    |
|    Big Cat Eyes Like Those of a Siamese Cat    |
|    30 Jan 21 07:08:18    |
      From: jimmyw836@gmail.com              ...short stature, as in 3' or 4' tall, no apparent sex organs, wimpy arms and       legs, big heads with no hair, slits for mouths and two little holes for       noses.....              The living creatures which have been captured from crashed UFOs, the creatures       in the abductions, the creatures who frightened the piss out of the little       kids in Zimbabwe, the creatures retrieved at Roswell: they all receive       similar descriptions from        human witnesses.*              Now what we need is for the autopsies to be released so we can understand more       about their vital organs and the composition of air they breathe back home.              *Exception: the creatures seen by the Russian Navy divers in Lake Baikal.        Some of those divers died from the bends because one of them tried to take a       creature captive. A mysterious force propelled the divers quickly to the       surface and only one or two        of them survived, the bends having killed the others.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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