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From: isolon@x.y
R Kym Horsell wrote in
news:tema51$7fl$1@gioia.aioe.org:
> In alt.ufo.reports R Kym Horsell wrote:
>> In alt.ufo.reports DOJ - Dept of Jokes
>> wrote:
>>> In article >> september.org>
>>> wrote:
>>>> It was Baxter's gay butt buddies.
>>> The mysterious mutilations of five bulls found dead on an Oregon
>>> ranch in late July have investigators wondering whether a cult
>>> carried out the cattle killings as part of a twisted ritual.
>>>
>>> All five seemingly healthy Hereford bulls, found dead within
>>> days of each other, were drained of blood. Their sex organs and
>>> tongues were removed with surgical precision. None of the scenes
>>> showed signs of a struggle and officials found no footprints,
>>> Silvies Valley Ranch Vice President Colby Marshall told the
>>> Oregonian last month.
> ....
>
>
> Ifn anyone is interested in some numbers rather chewing the same fat
> that has led nowhere for the past 70 years here's something.
>
> Taking the USDA "unknown" cattle deaths by region and year we
> can line them up against a similar number of e.g. sightings of
> "Triangles" by year and region.
>
> Guess what we see?
>
> year-region TriangleUFO %cattle Linear model
> reps/mn cap deaths unk
> 1991-nc 0.184489 37.752 32.7413
> 1991-ne 0.993755 63.024 40.0774**(far
> below obs) 1991-se 0.470006 27.45 35.3296
> 1991-sw 0.052175 36.337 31.5419
> 1995-nc 1.38237 39.611 43.6002
> 1995-ne 3.13559 62.822 59.4934
> 1995-nw 0.397892 29.9 34.6758
> 1995-se 1.13474 30.15 41.3555*(above
> obs) 1995-sw 0.392894 44.254 34.6305
> 2000-ne 1.37517 58.782 43.535*(below
> obs) 2000-nw 1.16163 32.24 41.5992
> 2000-se 0.512043 26.1 35.7106
> 2000-sw 2.48882 43.645 53.6303*(above
> obs) 2005-nc 1.15523 38.181 41.5412
> 2005-ne 2.62571 60.6 54.8712
> 2005-nw 0.397892 30.42 34.6758
> 2005-sw 1.83804 45.472 47.7309
>
>
> It seems the per capita sighting reports (I use the NUFORC because of
> its policy of total transparency and 0 money down :) of this type of
> UFO strongly statistically matches the distribution of unknown cattle
> deaths.
>
> The stats are:
> MODEL:
> y = 9.0651*x + 31.0689
> beta in 9.0651 +- 4.79491 (90% CI)
> alpha in 31.0689 +- 6.98256
> T-test: P(beta>0.000000) = 0.997641
> Rank test: calculated Spearman corr = 0.546569
> critical Spearman = 0.412 2-sided at 5%; reject
> H0:not_connected
> r2 = 0.42272745
>
> IOW 2 independent statistical tests say the distribution of
> UFO sightings per capita is far too close to the distribution of
> percent of cattle deaths marked "unknown cause" to be coincidence.
> Each test says there is less than 5% chance this pattern could come up
> of the 2 things were unrelated.
> Together we have odds of ~2500 to 1 there is a link here.
>
> Other types of UFO sighting implicated are "red orb", and "yellow
> orb".
>
> But just to prove that UFO's are not just all bad guys trying to
> core cows, steal fruit, stick things up your bum looking
> for viruses, or fly at M6 toward the odd passenger aircraft because
> they think it's funny other types of UFO are equally emphatically
> have exactly the opposite pattern (in this case "Disks" and
> "Fireballs") -- the more they are seen per capita in each region the
> lower the unk cattle death percent.
>
> You have to assume since the govt has a few quants working for them
> this has been well known in back rooms for the past 50-60-70 years.
>
> Lately the Congress has pretty much come out and said it's been
> misrepresenting the situation for at least the past 70y and probably
> a lot longer.
That's very interesting.
Is there a missing human analysis?
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