XPost: sci.skeptic, alt.paranormal, alt.atheism   
   XPost: sci.logic   
   From: randolf@canadianatheists.ca   
      
   On Mon, 21 Jul 2025 03:01:46 -0400   
   JTEM  wrote:   
      
   > So here's some folklore I've picked up over the years...   
   >   
   > #1.  Aliens love strawberries   
      
   All aliens, or just the majority of them?   
      
   > #2.  Aliens HATE apples.   
      
   Do they like horses?  Because horses love apples.   
      
   > #3.  Aliens are telepathic   
      
   Now why didn't I think of that?!?   
      
   > #4.  Aliens smell like ammonia   
      
   That might be a side-effect of certain types of proving   
   that some abductees have complained about after being   
   abducted to above-Earth flying saucers.   
      
   > #5.  Aliens smell like sulfur   
      
   Maybe after they were visiting with some demons?   
      
   > #6.  Aliens have an I.Q. anywhere from HUNDREDS to over 1000   
      
   I don't believe this -- if the space aliens really are   
   that intelligent, then why do they have any interest in   
   human life at all?  If I were that smart, I'd probably   
   want to stay as far away from humans as possible.   
      
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   Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca   
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