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   Randolf Richardson =?UTF-8?B?5by15p to Dawn Flood   
   Re: UFO questions for the experts   
   22 Jul 25 00:15:17   
   
   XPost: sci.skeptic, alt.paranormal, alt.atheism   
   XPost: sci.logic   
   From: randolf@canadianatheists.ca   
      
   On Mon, 21 Jul 2025 17:35:48 -0500   
   Dawn Flood  wrote:   
      
   > On 7/21/2025 4:43 PM, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote:   
   > > On Mon, 21 Jul 2025 03:01:46 -0400   
   > > JTEM  wrote:   
   > >   
   > >> So here's some folklore I've picked up over the years...   
   > >>   
   > >> #1.  Aliens love strawberries   
   > >   
   > > All aliens, or just the majority of them?   
   > >   
   > >> #2.  Aliens HATE apples.   
   > >   
   > > Do they like horses?  Because horses love apples.   
   > >   
   > >> #3.  Aliens are telepathic   
   > >   
   > > Now why didn't I think of that?!?   
   > >   
   > >> #4.  Aliens smell like ammonia   
   > >   
   > > That might be a side-effect of certain types of proving   
   > > that some abductees have complained about after being   
   > > abducted to above-Earth flying saucers.   
   > >   
   > >> #5.  Aliens smell like sulfur   
   > >   
   > > Maybe after they were visiting with some demons?   
   > >   
   > >> #6.  Aliens have an I.Q. anywhere from HUNDREDS to over 1000   
   > >   
   > > I don't believe this -- if the space aliens really are   
   > > that intelligent, then why do they have any interest in   
   > > human life at all?  If I were that smart, I'd probably   
   > > want to stay as far away from humans as possible.   
   > >   
   >   
   > As of today, JTEM is (unofficially) *your* problem.   
      
   Thanks Dawn, I appreciate this, but some of my troll   
   accounts already gave JTEM enough trouble many years   
   ago and I'm mostly just visiting from time-to-time now   
   to see how things have changed ... and it seems that   
   JTEM hasn't changed all that much, aside form this UFO   
   stuff which seems like a new twist (at least this is   
   more interesting than only pushing religion).   
      
   Cheers!   
      
   --   
   Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca   
   Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free   
   Beautiful British Columbia, Canada   
   https://www.canadianatheists.ca/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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