Mark,

ML>Always Mount a Scratch Monkey

  When Bluto tried to Mount Olive, Popeye damn near killed him. :P So,
considering a scratch monkey might be ornery, I stay away from him. 
Or, it's like the tagline below.

Daryl
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 þ OLX 1.53 þ "Mount your horses, men!!" "We're not that lonely, sir!!"
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