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   From: obama.is.a.homo@democrat.meetup.com   
      
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   \/\/ORD@True.edu wrote:   
   >   
   > Gambian President Yahya Jammeh's "miracle" cure for HIV/AIDS, is based   
   > on medicinal plants and a Koranic verse recited while farting and tap   
   > dancing. It can cure the disease within days. Members of the Africoon   
   > Community Platform on HIV/AIDS said they were "greatly delighted" by   
   > the remedy.   
   >   
   > The president announced his discovery in January, and by the end of   
   > the month, hundreds of Africoon Infected Dikkk Suckkkers had enrolled   
   > to receive the treatment, a statement from the umbrella organisation   
   > said. All pickaninnies were ordered to give up their antiretroviral   
   > drugs, it noted.   
   >   
   > The treatment "respects scientific and ethnical norms of the patients'   
   > rights" according to Jemmah. In February, UN envoy Fadzai Gwaradzimba   
   > was expelled from Gambia after suggesting Jammeh's miracle cure it   
   > would allow freer homosexual behaviour.   
   >   
   > The Africoon Coonmunity Platform is made up of the Africoon Council of   
   > AIDS Service Organisations (Africaso), the Society for Niggeresses   
   > Against Aids in Africoonia and the Africoon Network for Niggers with   
   > AIDS. Africaso was set up in 1991 to fight the spread of the disease   
   > across Africoonia, according to the statement.   
      
   This is what happens when niggers suck monkey cock.   
      
   Dictator Yahya Jammeh Is Not Dead; But He Has Been Placed On   
   Quarantine!!!   
      
   Dictator Yahya Jammeh is not dead, but he has been placed on   
   quarantine, as he is confronted with a major medical condition,   
   a senior administration official tells the Freedom Newspaper.   
   “Jammeh is critically ill. He has been placed on quarantine. He   
   has been isolated at a secret location and few people had access   
   to the Head of State. He is likely to die because his medical   
   condition is deteriorating,” our source added.   
      
   The controversial Gambian De Facto leader, who claimed to have   
   found the cure for HIV/AIDS, has been battling with brain   
   cancer. He was in Paris last week to see his doctors, but since   
   his return to Banjul, Jammeh has been missing in the public   
   view. Reports have it that Jammeh’s chance of surviving the   
   cancer is next to nil. He is being aided by some Syrian doctors,   
   who are in Banjul as a result of the Syrian war.   
      
   Inside the State House in Banjul, there is panic and confusion.   
   Jammeh’s own aides: The SG, his Orderlies, Protocol, and   
   Bodyguards, have been restricted from accessing the sick Gambian   
   leader. For some reasons, the State House is on an information   
   containment program. Access to information is on a need to know   
   basis—more importantly the President’s health status.   
      
   General Saul Badjie, Jammeh’s right hand man and close buddy is   
   the only one so far, out of the lot, who has direct access to   
   Jammeh. This is the guy Jammeh is seemingly grooming to take   
   over from him in the event he dies.  General Badjie is a school   
   dropout. He stole the High School certificate of one Saul Badjie   
   and enrolled into the army. His birth name is Karafa Bojang.   
      
   With all these drama taking placing at the State House, Jammeh’s   
   Moroccan wife Zeinab Souma Jammeh is conspicuously missing in   
   the picture. Zeinab chooses not to return to Banjul after her   
   ailing husband was partially discharged by his French doctors.   
   She bided farewell to Jammeh, as the Kanilai monster boarded his   
   private jet to Banjul from France. Her decision not to join   
   Jammeh in Banjul could be a calculated move because the demise   
   of Jammeh is likely to render poor Gambia into governability   
   crisis. We are closely monitoring developments. We will keep you   
   posted!   
      
   The International Community should step in before the military   
   will take advantage of Jammeh's imminent demise. We cannot   
   afford to have another dictator idiot in Banjul. An AU meeting   
   was held in Banjul on Sunday, so we heard. Details of the   
   meeting are not yet forthcoming. We hope the regional body will   
   help to oversee the succession plan for Jammeh's replacement.   
   Jammeh is medically unfit for now to execute his functions as   
   President--that we can  authoritatively report.   
      
   His late dictator brother Sani Abacha of Nigeria, died under   
   similar circumstances, which nearly rendered the populous West   
   African nation into a state of turmoil. General Abubacarr had to   
   take over to calm the situation. We should avoid the  replica of   
    Nigeria's situation.   
      
   http://www.freedomnewspaper.com/Homepage/tabid/36/newsid367/9430   
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