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   From: dcook@jmb.com   
      
   Yo, YOU & YOUETTE ~   
      
   I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas Something.   
      
   Being an equal opportunity offender, next year I will pick on   
   the White Christians, or the Brown Hispanics, or the Yellow   
   Asians, or the Emotional Womens, or... no one... because I might   
   not feel like it. Sue me.   
      
   Well, we'll see...   
      
   But with Barack Obummer in the White Grey House, this year, it's   
   time to pick on Kwanzaa. Yeah, Kwanzaa, that 100% artificially   
   created fake holiday celebrating Black Power (aka Malcolm X-ism,   
   aka Socialism, aka Communism, aka Evil). Hokey-Smoke and Hoo-   
   Wee! When even "Wackypedia" gets it right, you KNOW it's beyond   
   Leftist propaganda spin! And how often does THAT happen, Cat,   
   Rat, Shat, Dogg?!   
      
   Have a holly, jolly Kwanzaa   
   It's the Black time of the year   
   I don't know if there'll be Blow   
   But crack that 40 here.   
      
   Have a holly, jolly Kwanzaa   
   And when you strut thru the hood   
   Say "Hey, yo!" to friends you owe   
   But not to those be good   
      
   Oh, sho, the hood's best ho   
   Flaunts so you can see   
   Some cop, he waits for you   
   Cap him once for me   
      
   Have a holly, jolly Kwanzaa   
   And in case you're out of jail   
   Oh, mofo, have you a holly, jolly Kwanzaa   
   With ale   
      
   When I was a young, drunk, White guy hanging out with "The   
   League Of Soul Crusaders", we called those big beer bottles   
   "Buzz Bombs". But leave it to our less alliterative, less   
   creative street Bruhthuhs, to name them after the number of   
   ounces they contain: "40s".   
      
   40 ounces of beer in the bomb, 40 ounces of beer. You steal one   
   down and pass it around... 39 ounces of beer in the bomb. 39   
   ounces of beer in the bomb, 39 ounces of beer...   
      
   Yeah, working more than 62 hours per week, I'm starting to get   
   pissed off. And right at "The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year".   
      
   ~ D-FensDogG   
   'Loyal American Underground'   
      
   http://stmccpresentsbattleofthebands.blogspot.com/2015/12/have-   
   holly-jolly-kwanzaa-or-have-holly.html   
                      
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)