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 Message 4532 
 Wendyl Merikaan to Jas Hud 
 CEASE, CRETIN 
 11 May 22 00:20:26 
 
MSGID: 2:382/147.0 AE920E11
TID: WILDMAIL!/WC v4.12  4610322
HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of
zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

I am the NINETY THREE GIGS of MAHJONG TILES in .PIC FORMAT filling up yr
paltry zero day warez partition on yr VirtualBBS board with the no-name
modem and gimpy handshake like 80% of yr callers cant connect to except
at like 1200 max on maybe a good day

I am the FOUR MILLION CRYSTITE PLOTS facing down yr lousy three food
plots as a MULE goes grazy and runs away leaving u with 2, only to laugh
as u try to mine SMITHORE in the river valley LIKE THE JABRONI U ARE

I AM A TRANSDIMENSIONAL POLYPHASIC GIGACHAD FUCKSTORM and I SHALL BE
HEARD

I CALL U OUT jas hud u obnoxious cockwomble

I have HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT and as MODERATOR OF ALL OF FIDONET
EXCEPT FOR THE WIN95 ECHO WHICH IS ALL SEAN DENNIS I WARN U STERNLY

WE HERE in zone 8 have been watching for 38 years - THAT IS TO SAY AS
LONG AS JONAH HILL (MOST PUISSANT) HAS BEEN ALIVE and have LAMENTED THE
DECLINE OF FIDONET on account of DOUCHE CANOE-RY SUCH AS THAT U ENGAGE
IN ON A NEARLY DAILY BASIS

REPENT U MISERABLE TAINT SCRATCHING OF INDETERMINATE ORIGIN

CONFESS UR SINS NOW

or I shall hunt u until the last star falls from the sky for my name is
chaos and I RIDE THE BEAST WITH SEVEN HEADS AND TEN HORNS having paid of
BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH
with a pile of old NIGHT OWL SHAREWARE CDs, FOUR FLOPPY DISKS OF LATE
80s AIRBRUSHED SCAT PORN IN .GIF FORMAT and CHEAT CODES FOR ZORK IN
WHICH GRUES MAY BE EMPLOYED FOR SENSUAL DELIGHTS THE NATURE OF WHICH
YOUR PUNY MIND CANNOT EVEN FATHOM

IN THE NAME OF GREATER FIDONET, under the THUMB OF WHICH the degenerate
masses will one day be ENSLAVED, CRYING OUT IN THEIR INIQUITY AND
SUPPLICATION, REPTENT OF THY SINS AND PROSTRATE THYSELVES BEFORE YOUR
BETTERS BE IT ALL BBS PACKAGE DEVELOPERS, SEAN DENNIS, OR RYAN SECREST

REPENT NOW LEST YE BE DESTROYED, GROUND UP, EXTRUDED, AND SERVED TO
FRATER NICK ANDRE IN THE FORM OF A CHALUPA

YE HAVE BEEN WARNED YE WRETCHED FOUL CRAWLING THING

REPENT OR BE DESTROYED JAS HUD

U HAVE BEEN WARNED

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