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   KCOM to KCOM   
   RODDIE DICKIE=Penis Of No Interest to Po   
   25 Aug 12 02:10:55   
   
   XPost: edm.politics, calgary.general   
   From: nobody@slug.sluggish.net   
      
   KCOM  wrote in   
   news:2d5g38lagotj3oetnv1s3sula6ge4ibk3g@4ax.com:   
      
   > MY RODDIE DICKIE= Penis Of No Interest to Police-   
   > Sex Molesting Babies+Drug Dealer+   
   > Killer   
      
   Edmonton's William Grosvenor gets really paranoid about   
   people staring at him.   
      
   Even now, he can't deal with people looking at him (which   
   they do a lot because he's fat and he's ugly).   
      
   Ugly on the inside = ugly on the outside.   
      
   He can't do it sometimes - He can't go out.   
      
   He doesn't know how to react when people stare.   
   Even the blind sense his ugliness, and stare.   
      
   When the Bailiffs knock on his door, he hides in the   
   living room and tells everyone with him to shut up   
   and not open the door.   
      
   His name is William Grosvenor, and he is one sick, delusional asshole.   
      
   Butter Snow Flakes   
      
   2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour   
   1/4 teaspoon salt   
   1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon   
   1 cup butter   
   1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese, softened   
   1 cup white sugar   
   1 egg yolk   
   1 teaspoon vanilla extract   
   1 teaspoon orange zest   
      
   Directions   
      
   Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Sift together the flour, salt,   
   and cinnamon; set aside.   
   In a medium bowl, cream together butter and cream cheese. Add sugar and egg   
   yolk; beat until light and fluffy. Stir in the vanilla and orange zest.   
   Gradually blend in the dry ingredients. Fill a cookie press or pastry bag with   
   dough, and form cookies on    
   an ungreased cookie sheet.   
   Bake for 12 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the cookies are   
   golden brown on the peaks and on the bottoms. Remove from cookie sheets at   
   once to cool on wire racks.   
   --   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORBLOWS  My Biographical Data   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking   
   My name is William Grosvenor CGA - Certified General Asshole   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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