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   From: nobody@slug.sluggish.net   
      
   Edmonton's William Grosvenor gets really paranoid about   
   people staring at him.   
      
   Even now, he can't deal with people looking at him (which   
   they do a lot because he's fat and he's ugly).   
      
   Ugly on the inside = ugly on the outside.   
      
   He can't do it sometimes - He can't go out.   
      
   He doesn't know how to react when people stare.   
   Even the blind sense his ugliness, and stare.   
      
   When the Bailiffs knock on his door, he hides in the   
   living room and tells everyone with him to shut up   
   and not open the door.   
      
   His name is William Grosvenor, and he is one sick, delusional asshole.   
      
   A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples -   
   $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see   
   what's up.   
      
   He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks   
   each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The   
   farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one."   
      
   So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's   
   great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples."   
      
   The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and   
   exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give   
   me some!"   
      
   He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then   
   sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the   
   farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"   
      
   The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one."   
      
   The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says,   
   "Let me guess - I have to turn it around."   
      
   The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese."   
   Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."   
      
   Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third   
   sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see what's up with   
   these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, "What's   
   the deal with these    
   apples? 50 bucks each?"   
      
   The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one."   
      
   The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck!   
   This apple tastes like shit!"   
      
   The farmer says, "Turn it around!"   
      
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   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORBLOWS  My Biographical Data   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking   
   My name is William Grosvenor CGA - Certified General Asshole   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)